Bring It On - DJ Funk and Boogie

[ghetto_ama]

OMG!
Amazing, amazing night of dirty booty house. And there is nothing more I could have asked for.

The night started off a little later then planned - and my friend Ian (DJ Ira) was spinning. I could hear him from the outside playing a nice set of funky breaks and uk garage.

Eventually when we got inside, took a look around the place. Was nice and roomy, tons of seating areas and shite. Made myself comfortable and danced my ass off with some friends. Took a look around at some of the decorations : blow of dolls attached to the roofing with sheeps and other various things attached to them. Comical yet sooo appriopriate.

After Ian was DJ Kid Kinetic - and damn did that bwoy spin a good set!!! He threw out some cds, which I never caught - but my girl Lauren got one ... so I will definatly be making a tape of that. Very very dirty hard/booty house, bordering on the line of ghetto tech.

As the place got more and more filled, it started to get really hot. I went outside to get some fresh air (thank god for ins and outs) but the security was pretty tight out there making me stand "closer" to the wall so people could get by, and all this jazz. Meh - whut'eva. Talking to people outside, and basically just feeling fresh and cool was more than I could ask for.

I came upstairs for The Electricians set - and he delivered on some phat and chunky breaks. His set went from an hour, to like an hour and a half?? Not bad - but right after him was suppose to be DJ Funk .. and I was kinda like WTF!?!? No worries tho. Had a couple drinks, danced - met some new people (fruitwhore, marfa, mc ben jammin, jenn, darryl - happy birthday, etc. etc. ) and saw some old friends.

As 1:20am rolled along, I started to get a little frustrated and aggrivated that DJ Funk wasn't on yet. I had to work the next day from 2-7pm ... so I needed to leave at 2am, with no exceptions. FINALLY - DJ Funk came on and Blake grabbed me and said "We're ripping down the blow up dolls and dancing with them". Hey, I've got no problem with that. Unfortunatly - I got the male blow up doll. POO!

So we danced on the speakers for DJ Funk. Later - my girls joined me up there (Karen, Glynis, Lyndsey and Michie) for some raunchy booty dancing for the crowd. Alot of people tried to make it up there - but we were being bitches about the whole situaion and called our speaker.

I think the funniest thing tho was the naked-ness here. While my girls and I were dancing on the speaker - representin to the DJ Funk set .. this girl beside us (on the next speaker) took off her shirt , left only her bra on .. and then proceeded to unbutton her pants. My friend was tleling me from talking to her in the bathroom she was a little intoxicated ... but still I hope someone got pictures so that she will remember that night.

DJ Funk played a great set of dirty booty house anthems and that's all I wanted to hear. I didn't stop dancing for that full hour straight no matter how hot, and disgusting I felt. I just kept going and going and going, like a goddamn Energizer bunny.

The one sad thing I've gotta comment on is the policing. Altho they were searching random people and jus doing shit like that - they weren't helping people out who actually needed help. My friend saw this guy pass out on the floor (don't know if it was from drugs, heat, exhaustion - what) with his eyes WIDE OPEN ... and a police officer/security just walked right by. She had to physically GRAB him and say "HEY - THAT GUY NEEDS HELP." .. meh whatever. It's funny how they can crack down on those they "think" are drugdealers but then not even help those kids that actually need the helP.

All and all , wicked party. Respect to Darryl and the rest of the DEJ crew. Blake - thanks for humping me lotts and pulling down my shirt numerous times (you bastard) ... Ima get you back, don't worry. To Karen, my always speaker ho ... we are the best lil' booty dancers ever! And to all my friends that made the night incredibly awesome .. I fuckin' love you guys.

One of the best parties Ive been too in awhile... *ugh* Now I don't wanna go to wOrk.

-Ama

PS ... I think I got the best "souvienr" from this party tho. THE GIRL BLOW UP DOLL!!! I think my mom thought I was a little cracky bringing it homme but meh. And if Kellan was goOd. I should have the sheep too.

 

[sweetbabu]

Yeah, this party kicked ass! I was really really drunk tho for the first half of the party and don't really know what I did, or what I said so maybe that was the bad part. That girl dancing in her bra was my friend. She's a crazy biatch, but she does shit for a good laugh. I had an awesome time, and I love seeing this stuff go down in my hometown.

Carlyn

 

[The Electrician]

YO! This was totally a DOPE party... Everyone went totally Bonkers there. I had and awsome time and I mets tons of super cool people... I was feeling the music last night for my set. There were some troubles near the end of my set with some skipping and shit... Boogie also had some serious troubles up there with the set up... but you know what ... it still didn't ruin the night whatsome ever...

Quote from ghetto_ama "As 1:20am rolled along, I started to get a little frustrated and aggrivated that DJ Funk wasn't on yet. "

I was actually scheduled from 12:00 to 1:30... everything was right on time... I was never supposed to play for one hour... Dj Funk was off the hook though the ghetto_ama??? OMG!


Anyways... I gave out about 30 tapes last night so to those who got one I hope you like it... adn for those who didn't you can get them at Eastern Bloc and Numb and also In Yer Ear in Hamilton....

Alrighy folks See you round and remember to hit <b>DETOX Mondays @ MADBAR</b> starting June 25th for the whole summer... we have some pretty HUGE guests that you guys will probably wanna come see!

I'll keep you info'd!

 

[BreakzBroad]

GRRRR!!!!! I'm so upset i didnt get a ride up there. Now u tell me Wes...I knew i shoulda called u! Dammit.....anyways..... keep going with ur fantastik reviews for this party, i'll just sit here crying!

*jen*

 

[originalVIBE]

party was fun. venue was real cool although it kinda looks more like it should be a family restaruant. only thing i didnt understand was when i got there at like 1 i saw more ppl outside then in the party???? whats with that...hey i have an idea, lets pay 20 bucks to stand outside on the sidewalk when we could be inside jaming to some sick tunes! there seemed to be more cracked out kids at this party too than there usually is but what u gona do???

Shout outs to the DEJ crew for throwing this one off and a extra special shot out goes to Blake...

Jesse.

 

[PaRtYKiD]

Alright, so it has been awhile since I have written one of these ghastly things, so bare with me here.
Our Saturday night brought us out to a town named Kitchener, mainly a little tucked-away-in-the-corner club called Innercity. The name of the club basically states the look and feel of it, randomly placed decor presented in a fashion to give it the look of a downtown strip. Chairs scattered here and there for optimal comfort and a spacious 19+ lounge for the many of us who spent our night plowing down the drinks (jay, dave, cri, um yea).

The attraction was obviously the booty house. Now since it had been a good year and half since I had heard any of this raunchy dirty funky stuff, the decision to make the trip to booneyville was an easy one.

Ira and The Electrician pleased the crowd with two distinctly different, yet equally good, breaks sets. Kinetic was squashed in between and let go with some of that hardhouse nonsense.

From the 10 minutes of both Funk and Boogie that I did hear, it was good enough for me. After the long break from this dirty funky shit, it would seem as though 10 minutes of it was all I could handle.

Decepticon ended my night, with the set of the night. On cue, over-the-top yet impressive mixing, tracks that were on the ball. He surprised me, and I loved every minute of it.

This whole non-smoking inside business, thus allowing in-and-outs, made for some serious festivities out on the street. Drinking in the van. Drinking at Pita Pit. Drinking on the street. Drunken loud and obnoxious fun, its what we do best. The 4am thunderstorm dampened the festivities a bit, but what can you do, it only made the hooliganism that much more complete.

I guess its good to see events like this every once in awhile, lets you see people you haven’t seen in awhile, both that you want to see, and those that you don’t.

Special thanx to the Kitchener crew who put up with all us Toronto folk for a night of serious laughs and drunken fun.

PaRtYKiD’s rating 7/10

PaRtYKiD
Corey

 

[Cri]

Let's see..the night started off OK

I got to see a bunch of people who I hadn't seen in a while *yay* Ian C. and Ian P. and Laura and Corey. I met sweetbabu for a mere 30 seconds

And then I had a lot to drink

But I wasn't feeling anything, so I drank more..fast forward an horu later and I am outside somewhere on a bench at city hall getting rained on and ummmm having the contents in my stomach displayed all over the ground. Big thanks to Dave for taking care of my sorry ass..really kinda upset that I couldn't stay for the rest of the party and have fun and say bye to everyone. BUt hey it happens to the best of us..right? That's what I keep telling myself anyways

I'm sure everyone wanted to hear about me puking

hehe tOO bad

OK now I have to go study for an exam..

 

[~PO~]

HAHA Cri, so thats where you went.
and yes it was good seeing you again as well, so you better come to LA next weekend.

A good night for sure. It was great seeing so many of my friends make it all the way out to Kitchener for this one.

In all this talk of how great DJ Funk was all the junglists will agree that Marcus' set was the show stealer.

sorry i missed General Lee, i've caught his sets at Junglist Manifestos in Guelph fairly often and this guy is proper, too bad he was on before i got there.

No MCs just beats, the way it should be.

Props go out to those two girls that gave me their beers because they wanted to go dance, much appreciated girls.

 

[DEJproductions]

I must say I had a crazy night and I'm still trying to get over all that ass and tity. The crowd was amazing despite all the technical fuckups. These highlights would include... The constant power outage in the jungle room (I have no idea how we fixed it, but it worked). Boogie forgetting the key for his record creat (nothing a hammer didn't fix). Then forgetting to bring his headphones (Funk reluctantly lent him his). Blake fucking the shit out of the blow up dolls and sheep (where's the vasaline when you needed it most). When everyone in the club sang

happybirthday

(Kinda cheesy but I loved every second of it!). Oh and I wondered why the DJ's wernt bugging me for alcohol (They broke into a fully-stocked beer fridge and helped them selves) Next time save one for me! My final biggest surprise on the night was seeing Miranda (The biggest candy kid that has ever walked this earth) for the first time in two years

Damn girl I can't wait to see you again

My night never slowed down for a second and I am extremly tired as we speak, but I am glad everyones hard work paid off! Thank-you Blake, Donovan, Dawn, Deidre, Karen, Jay, Matt, Vidman, Tammy, Jeremy, Lance, Sparkle crew, Brendan, Rick, Josh, Ryan, Marcus, Wes, Ian, Devon, Matt, Lee, and of course Boogie and Funk (For not kicking each others asses and keeping it clean [sorta]) And everyone else who shook their asses! You guys made this party!

See ya soon,
DEJ

P.S. If you have pictures of the event and want to share them please send them to 2DEJ@sympatico.ca
I'll send my pics as well as others I receive and send them to you.

 

[ghetto_ama]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by The Electrician:


I was actually scheduled from 12:00 to 1:30... everything was right on time... I was never supposed to play for one hour... Dj Funk was off the hook though the ghetto_ama??? OMG!


</font>

Wes - whoop my bad. All these people were telling me that DJ Funk was on at 1am... and that's what they originally posted on here. Awe - whutever. You played an awesome set and I didnt have to leave early. whOOt whOO!

DJ Funk was totally off the hook. I'd have to say Im going to give that blow up doll a goOd home - and I enjoyed dancing on the speakers emmensly.

 

[The Electrician]

Who was the girl who showed her ass off to everyone? with the while thong... ?

 

[MalGlo]

good good fun!!

sean .. corey.. cri

.. jay.. etc..etc.. tons of fun in the 19+ room... i was there for that kinda fun.. not bootyhouse... as ..well.. i hate bootyhouse

2 pool tables+2 rev mishaps =2 wet pooltables ooops!

had to split out at about 3ish i think cause chicky was a lil sicky

but thats all good.. much thanks to the grrls outside (sarah.. and .. ????.. both in red shirts) who watched over cri while i ran inside to tell people we were leavin. i really appreciated it.

I like innercity.

I like the in/out policy.

I can't wait to go back!!!!!!

Cheers,

Dave

 

[[- FuNKtiOn -]]

Well, another enjoyable night at InnerCity.
Getting there a little later then planned (and a lot more intoxicated), this made the first couple hours completely confusing due to the large amount of people there that I knew and also had the pleasure of meeting.

I really didnt get too into the music throughout the night, due to the socializing factor, but Decepticons set in the morning was thoroughly enjoyable with some bangin' tunes laid down.

It was good seeing everyone out in effect, and props to Darrell and Blake for throwing things down proper. It was a pleasure as always. Oh, and happy birthday Darrell!!!

 

[BreakzBroad]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by The Electrician:
Who was the girl who showed her ass off to everyone? with the while thong... ?

</font>

haha!! what?......u liked her didn't u??

*jen*

 

[The Electrician]

No Jen... I dont like her... I just wanted to make sure her and her friends remember to come by Madbar starting next week...

I think she was cool for doing that...

 

[ghetto_ama]

There definatly was an abudance of ass and titties in the place.

 

[BreakzBroad]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by The Electrician:
No Jen... I dont like her... I just wanted to make sure her and her friends remember to come by Madbar starting next week...

I think she was cool for doing that... </font>

Im just joking silly!

*jen*

 

[Shann]

First of all, Congrats to Blake and Darrell for throwing a great party... They're VERY hard to come by these days....

We all knew this party wasn't about the music.... It was about everyone gettin out to party/visit with each other... Nice seein those people who I haven't seen in a while and it was really great meeting some new people (yummm cute drunken boyz)

Anyway not much else is to be said..... Funk spun all his anthems which is what we came to hear so meh.... Left around 2:45am because of Work at 9am the next morning....

That's about it..... Congrats again boys for doing everything right

PS.. Special thanx to Blake for introducing me to dat extremely cute drunken boy... yum yum dim sum!

** do no mind the incoherent babble, I just woke up **

 

[o0Ira0o]

Well, Lastnight was an awsome night. I have a lot of thanx to give so here goes. Thank you to all the ppl that came out extra early to support me even tho I was on first. It was pretty crazy, one second the place is empty, and five min later there's over 60 ppl throwin down hard! That's enough to get anybody hyped up. Thank you to Blake and Daryll for having me out, I'm glad you guys did well. I think all who were there will agree, esp for Kitchener, this party was filled with sooo many faces that I hadn't seen in a long time. I look forward to coming back soon.

Peace Ira^

 

[o0Ira0o]

Well, Lastnight was an awsome night. I have a lot of thanx to give so here goes. Thank you to all the ppl that came out extra early to support me even tho I was on first. It was pretty crazy, one second the place is empty, and five min later there's over 60 ppl throwin down hard! That's enough to get anybody hyped up. Thank you to Blake and Daryll for having me out, I'm glad you guys did well. I think all who were there will agree, esp for Kitchener, this party was filled with sooo many faces that I hadn't seen in a long time. I look forward to coming back soon.

Peace Ira^

 

[o0Ira0o]

Well, Lastnight was an awsome night. I have a lot of thanx to give so here goes. Thank you to all the ppl that came out extra early to support me even tho I was on first. It was pretty crazy, one second the place is empty, and five min later there's over 60 ppl throwin down hard! That's enough to get anybody hyped up. Thank you to Blake and Daryll for having me out, I'm glad you guys did well. I think all who were there will agree, esp for Kitchener, this party was filled with sooo many faces that I hadn't seen in a long time. I look forward to coming back soon.

Peace Ira^

 

[o0Ira0o]

sorry for teh triple post, my browser was screwing up and I didn't think that the post worked.

Peace Ira^

 

[Vidman]

GOT PICS FROM THE PARTY? PLEASE EMAIL THEM TO ME TO MAKE INTO A GALLERY FOR VIDMAN.CA
My pics will be online by Tuesday night... including some good luvin' with those cow-fucker dolls.

Seeing a tonne of peolpe hanging out on Water St. at 3 in the morning was weird, especially after council's decision to close clubs @ 3. I was surprised that no By-law Enforcment Nazis came by to hassle us. Take that Carley Zehrsbag!

-=dån=-

 

[ninja]

This party was DOPE!!!!!!
Another night at innercity turned out so good. The last time I was there was for BAM BAM and this party was even better. This party was pure booty movin, ass grinding, titty shakin goodness.
I arrived at about 12:00 and walked in nice and quickly. Security was normal not oprah house-ish with rubber gloves or anything so that was good.
From the moment I got upstairs the music was amazing. Every DJ saterday night represented. I was saving my energy for the first little while until funk came on. OMG!!!! duh duh dont you wanna pussy,duh duh dont you wanna pussy ride. That set was soo good. every one on the floor was going nuts. a mass of shakin and and bouncin tits. I had so much fun dancing w/ everyone.
shouts out to james, mel , jamie, matt, peter, greg, nub, dolly, carlyn, jen, derrik, jeff, nicole and anyoune else I missed,
Krista it was good to meet you.
TO everyone who made it down to K-town big ups to you.
peace.
Mike

 

[Vidman]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ninja:
Security was normal not oprah house-ish with rubber gloves or anything</font>

Or scores of middle-aged women bitching about men while fiercly waving their books of-the-month at us chanting "down with raves... and bras!".

Oprah wings.. ewwuhuguhguhguhguh!

Oprah.. haha!