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Bottom of the gold pile, or top of the shit pile?

artemis

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bottom of the gold pile - cuz you've nowhere to go but up

at the top of the shit pile, not only are you in shit, but only way is down!
 
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Ditto Much

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The parable of the little yellow canary...

There once was a little yellow canary who was very lazy, as winter approached he decided that flying south was just to much work. Well September passed into October and the days grew shorter and colder. As November came and all his friends were gone the reality that he had to fly south became apparent. Unfortunately it was now so cold flying the shortly into the voyage his wings froze. As he fell towards the earth he thought 'surely this is the end'.

Well he crashed into the earth and luckily he survived, however the cold had taken its tole and he was frozen to the ground. 'Surely this is the' end he thought as he lied there freezing. When out of nowhere a large dog walked by and took a shit on him. Frozen and in a pile of shit the little bird thought 'surely this is the end' but in fact the warm shit thawed his frozen ass. As he began to recover overjoyed at his second chance at life he began chirping in glee. This attracted a local cat the wiped the shit off him and promptly ate him.

The moral of the story

Not always are those who get you in shit your enemy,
Not always are those who get you out of shit your friend,
And
If your warm and happy in a pile of shit keep your damn mouth shut!!!!



(that and never trust pussy)
 
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djfear

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This is a trick question.

If you're on top of the shit pile you're going to sink into it in a second. Shit isn't very solid so not only will be you covered in it, you'll end up drowning as well, so you're pretty fucked.

If you're on the bottom of a gold pile then you're dead anyway. Gold is heavy! Nothing worse than getting crushed to death with several tons of gold.

ch33se
 

The Peej

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djfear said:
This is a trick question.

If you're on top of the shit pile you're going to sink into it in a second. Shit isn't very solid so not only will be you covered in it, you'll end up drowning as well, so you're pretty fucked.

If you're on the bottom of a gold pile then you're dead anyway. Gold is heavy! Nothing worse than getting crushed to death with several tons of gold.

ch33se

and how
 
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