djfear said:This is a trick question.
If you're on top of the shit pile you're going to sink into it in a second. Shit isn't very solid so not only will be you covered in it, you'll end up drowning as well, so you're pretty fucked.
If you're on the bottom of a gold pile then you're dead anyway. Gold is heavy! Nothing worse than getting crushed to death with several tons of gold.