• Hi Guest: Welcome to TRIBE, the online home of TRIBE MAGAZINE. If you'd like to post here, or reply to existing posts on TRIBE, you first have to register. Join us!

Boston Legal

Temper Tantrum

TRIBE Member
Timmy got me hooked on this wonderful wonderful show

James Spader as Alan Shore, Murphy Brown as Shirley Shmidt, and

William Shatner as: DENNY CRANE


such a funny show. Spader and Shatner are really stupendous.

It's on tonight at 10 pm. So for all you house-philes you can watch it right after!


Denny Crane: Did my client tell you that this drug is unapproved by the FDA?
Mark Harrison: Yes.
Denny Crane: Did he tell you that, ah, there could be side effects?
Mark Harrison: Yes.
Denny Crane: You were fully informed.
Mark Harrison: I was.
Denny Crane: You consented.
Mark Harrison: I did.
Denny Crane: Take it again?
Mark Harrison: Absolutely.
Denny Crane: Like the doctor?
Mark Harrison: Love him.
Denny Crane: How's your memory?
Mark Harrison: My memory's fine.
Denny Crane: What's my name?
Mark Harrison: Denny Crane.
Denny Crane: Like you mean it!
Mark Harrison: Denny Crane!
Denny Crane: What's my name?
Mark Harrison: [shouts] Denny Crane!
Denny Crane: No further questions.
Alex D. from TRIBE on Utility Room

Temper Tantrum

TRIBE Member
“Judge you are a greedy, sniveling, little wimp. But to show you there are no hard feelings, I’m going to sleep with your wife.”
- Denny Crane
tribe cannabis accessories silver grinders


TRIBE Member
This one had me laughing for days...

Denny Crane: Denny Crane. I don’t know why I’m here. Denny Crane. I’ve been summoned! Denny Crane. Denny Crane. Denny Crane.

Judge Harvey Cooper: Trial date is set for December the second. We will conference a week from today.

Denny Crane: Denny Crane. Who the hell called and why? Oh! Denny Crane.

Judge Harvey Cooper: Ah! Mr Crane. Recall Jessel would you please?

Clerk: Document 166253, Commonwealth versus Ronald Jessel.

Judge Harvey Cooper: Mr Crane, you’ve been assigned to represent one of our indigent defendants, thank you for coming in.

Denny Crane: No can do Judge.

Judge Harvey Cooper: I beg your pardon?

Denny Crane: Indigent are poor. I hate the poor. Can’t pay you.

Judge Harvey Cooper: Mr Crane this isn’t a request its court order. Unless you think the senior partners are exempt from civic duty?

Denny Crane: Was it a hooker? I can do hookers.

Judge Harvey Cooper: It’s a murder case. Your client’s right there.

Denny Crane: (Looks briefly at the client.) Defense pleads guilty. We accept the District Attorney’s recommendation for sentencing. Denny Crane.

Judge Harvey Cooper: Come back this instant or you will help in contempt sir.

Denny Crane: What did you just say?

Judge Harvey Cooper: You will meet your client, you will return here this afternoon to enter your plea and you will give him adequate representation. He allegedly killed a thirteen-year-old girl. Hence the presence of the media. He’ll get high profile representation as well. Go!

Denny Crane: Hope you die. Denny Crane.

He then proceeds to shoot his client in order to get off the case.
tribe cannabis accessories silver grinders

Temper Tantrum

TRIBE Member
Ahahaha <3 Hamza

Tonight was awesome

Denny Crane: You've got big balls
Brad: Thanks
Denny Crane: No I mean it. I saw you naked in the shower at the gym. My god man!

I just want to marry Alan.

Klubmasta Will

TRIBE Member
i liked james spader's character better when he was on THE PRACTICE. denny crane's got his moments but a lot of his schtick seems over-the-top for the sake of being over-the-top. or perhaps i just can't ever get used to william shatner dressed in anything but a yellow shirt and black pants.

it's a decent show, but probably david e. kelley's worst in the last few years.

Dr Trance

TRIBE Member
Man, I couldn't disagree with you more. This show has an amazing rhythm and sense of humour, plus an ensemble that hums...albeit in a few different corners of the set. But it is all coming together nicely as the season progresses. For instance, Candice Bergen and Julie Bowen are now doing the female equivalent of Spader and Shatner, who still hold the record in my book for many of the greatest exchanges in TV, including the episode where they didn't have any scenes together until the end on the balcony when Spade walked out and said, "Well, we haven't seen much of each other this episode, have we?"

Oh well, to each his own.
tribe cannabis accessories silver grinders


TRIBE Member
this is such an awesome show - i was thinking of starting a thread about it

james spader could stand to lose a few pounds
shatner is fucking brilliant and the on screen chemistry w/ bergen is great

Dr Trance

TRIBE Member
I don't know which was more drop-on-the-floor-laugh-out-loud funny last night: the "masks" at the resort, or "Stand By Your Man". Every week, I tell ya...every week!
tribe cannabis accessories silver grinders


TRIBE Member
I watch this everyday now. Soo good. Too bad we never found out what happened to Claire. She just disappeared...

glych t.anomaly

TRIBE Member
one of the best series i have watched to date, i laughed and laughed and laughed, the writing is amazing, im so sad to see it come to an end,

Alan Shore ... Denny Crane....

Flamingos among men.

let no man tear us asunder.

tribe cannabis accessories silver grinders