Bollocks!

[Northernsoul]

After reading several posts I have started to notice a trend in which some contributors insist on using British slang, and unfortunately, using it in its wrong form.
For example…the term Bollocks is not the term Bullocks. Bullock is I believe a large male cow, the John Holmes of the farmyard. To say “Man, that’s the Bollocks” is to describe something as fantastic! To say “Bollocks to that” is to show lack of enthusiasm. The term has also evolved to be non-bias to other living beings with testicles.
For example “It was the dog’s bollocks” shows great enthusiasm and appreciation to the topic!
Know your Bollocks and know where and when to show your Bollocks….

 

[patio-d]

nice nick....
are you hitting the Keb Darge party next weekend?

 

[patio-d]

oh never mind. i see now you're in van-city, innit.

 

[PosTMOd]

Hey, we're in Canada, and we can use british slang any bollockin' way we want.

*shows northernsoul my bollocks and bangers and mash*

 

[SlipperyPete]

Buttocks?

this post brought to you by library boredom

 

[Trini]

you're on the ball with that won, mate.

 

[Guest]

Well done mate.

But I fancy you get on by the way, and stop paying close mind to this shite.

 

[JayIsBored]

this thread is pants. but im sure northernsoul can take the piss.
bloody wankas you lot.

 

[patio-d]

ropey 'ol boiler!

 

[Plato]

different country but i feel like saying it anyways...

Jobbers cobknots, ya mucker!

p[l]a+0

 

[Northernsoul]

Would you Adam & eve it? Opened up the mince pies to see if the Chinas had replied. Guess this post was a bit of a pain in the Gregory peck! Never mind, hop in the jam jar, go down the frog & toad and have a couple of Brittany Spears. Nice one!

 

[tella]

Originally posted by Northernsoul
Would you Adam & eve it? Opened up the mince pies to see if the Chinas had replied. Guess this post was a bit of a pain in the Gregory peck! Never mind, hop in the jam jar, go down the frog & toad and have a couple of Brittany Spears. Nice one!

ohohoohoh. i know cockney too!

i'm bloody lee marvin!

 

[Psyklone]

Sandra Bullock

 

[Northernsoul]

Perhaps a rare example of a Bullock being the bollocks.. some might say that Sandra is the dog's dangley bits. Good to see applied knowledge in practice.

 

[Stormshadow]

Originally posted by patio-d
nice nick....

I concur. Great name nothernsoul.

 

[PosTMOd]

Ummm, stick it in your lorry?

Or, to ~dazed~: stick it in your lori.

Or am I thinking of the boot?

No, Das Boot... great film.

I wore galoshes once, and ate goulash. Not quite the same thing.

 

[teknikal]

cunt?

 

[rentboy]

Originally posted by teknikal
cunt?

you have to put DOSS in front for maximum effect.

 

[rentboy]

Re: different country but i feel like saying it anyways...

Originally posted by Plato
Jobbers cobknots, ya mucker!

p[l]a+0

what the hell is that???

Do you know what 'mucker' is?

 

[OTIS]

Jim J. approves.

 

[MoFo]

I had peas and faggots at the British Isles convention a couple of years ago.

 

[Adam Duke]

^^^ RLMAO!!!



@m. <--irish, sorry.

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by hardtekfunk
^^^ RLMAO!!!



@m. <--irish, sorry.

The peas were good. But the faggots were a little soggy.

 

[Plato]

Re: Re: different country but i feel like saying it anyways...

Originally posted by rentboy


what the hell is that???

Do you know what 'mucker' is?

its a simpson quote
im highly dissapointed no one noticed it

first person to identify which episode its from wins a prize!!

p[l]a+0

 

[rentboy]

doesn't ring a bell.

Mucker basically means mate or close friend...i use it often...use to say it more when i was a wee lad...back when i was running over the vast fields of ireland.