big dustbunnies

[alexd]

Are lurking under my desk next to all the computer and network cables. Really big! I was just checking them out with a flashlight [X files theme song] and I swear I saw some of them move!

Tomorrow I am going to vacuum the suckers out and re-cable so everything is neat and tidy!

And that's the scoop.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

At 1:30 in the morning?

From the Ministry of often too tired to do housework at this hour.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[alexd]

too much coffee

 

[Jazz]

Originally posted by alexd
And that's the scoop.

stop the presses! dust bunnies are dusty!

 

[seeker]

Originally posted by alexd
too much coffee

this is a common problem, i find. but my symptoms usually manifest as weird noises, erratic movements, and finally with me being a public nuisance.

it's my lot in life.

 

[alexd]

well it started with getting a new computer and then a new monitor... then I had to get more powerbars and uninteruptable power supplies to plug everything in, and more network cable.... then another router so that i could hook the sucker in...

all those extra wires..

now its turned into a full blown martha stewart home decorating frenzy!

 

[alexd]

I had scallops for dinner, maybe that has something to do with it....

 

[alexd]

sauteed briefly in a little olive oil, garlic, and white wine...

aaarg - I am even starting to sound like martha stewart!

 

[Tonedeff]

It's a good thing

 

[Jazz]

[craig kilborn] do you think martha stewart has ever done it on martha steward bed sheets? [/craig kilborn]

 

[Plato]

^^^no. why wouls she soil her body by using her cheap crappy products?

she can afford 1000 count egyptian linens

p[l]a+0

 

[seeker]

now, you take your potato, cut it in half, and then carve a star shape in one half. then, dip that half potato -- star side down! -- in some paint. next, stamp the potato on your construction paper. finally, put a hole in the top of the paper with a hole punch, and voila! you have another useless martha stewart creation.

love-lee!

 

[seeker]

^^^feel free to add dust-bunnies as extra decoration. you can never have too many dust-bunnies on your potato-stamp-thingamagig.

[bedtime]

 

[Jazz]

Originally posted by Plato
^^^no. why wouls she soil her body by using her cheap crappy products?

crappy?! i bet the indonesian kid who made those sheets wouldn't appreciate you calling them crappy!

 

[Plato]

oh right

forgot, sweat shop made means high quality stuff

p[l]a+0

 

[alexd]

hey go easy on the potato stamping! it is one of the earliest forms of printing... If it wasn't for entire biblical texts that were potato stamped generations ago, where would we be today?

 

[Jazz]

Martha Stewart net worth:

August 2000: 1 billion
Current: 700 million

time to crank out more k-mart crap! or fire some of those lazy child workers...

 

[Fir3start3r]

Re: Re: big dustbunnies

Originally posted by Jazz


stop the presses! dust bunnies are dusty!

No No.....get it right....they were dust..... *~MWHAHAH~*

 

[gazgiz]

evil dust-bunnies

 

[seeker]

Originally posted by alexd
hey go easy on the potato stamping! it is one of the earliest forms of printing... If it wasn't for entire biblical texts that were potato stamped generations ago, where would we be today?

uhh... sorry alex.

i think it would be fun to potato stamp martha stewart to the pain, though.

 

[seeker]

Originally posted by gazgiz

evil dust-bunnies

and then once she's reached the desired level of pain, we coult turn these little wonders loose on her to bring it up a notch.

yes, i'm sensing a definite plan here.