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Best Spam E-Mail Ever?

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Baters, Oct 18, 2010.

  1. Baters

    Baters TRIBE Member

    so don't know if anyone else has received one of these but a buddy of mine did and it is .... awesome!!!! tired of near-do-well royalty or spinsters with no kids trying to pawn their money onto you? howzabout someone negotiating with you - for your life!!!

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    subject ASSASIN I HAVE BEEN PAYED TO TERMINATE YOU.
    mailed-by hotmail.com

    hide details Oct 15 (2 days ago)

    This is the only way I could contact you for now, I want you to be
    very careful about this and keep this secret with you until I make
    out space for us to see. You have no need of knowing who I am or where
    I am from. I know this may sound very surprising to you but it's the
    situation. I have been paid some ransom in advance to terminate you
    with some reasons listed to me by my employer. It's someone I believe
    you call a friend; I have followed you closely for a while now and
    have seen that you are innocent of the accusations he leveled against
    you. Do not contact the police or try to send a copy of this to them,
    because if you do, I will know, and I might be pushed to do what I
    have been paid to do. Besides, this is the first time I turn out to be
    a betrayer in my job. I took pity on you, that is why I have
    made up my mind to help you if you are willing to help yourself.

    Now listen, I will arrange for us to see face to face, but before
    that, I need $9,000. I will come to your home or you determine where
    you wish we meet; I repeat, do not arrange for the cops and if you
    play hard to get, it will be extended to your family. Do not set any
    camera to cover us or set up any tape to record our conversation; my
    employer is in my control now. Payment details will be provided for
    you to make a part payment of $3,000 first, which will serve as
    guarantee that you are ready to co-operate, then I will post a copy of
    the video tape that contains his request for me to terminate you which
    will be enough evidence for you to take any legal action against him
    before he employs another person for the job. You will pay the balance
    of $3,000 once you receive the tape.

    Warning; do not contact the police, make sure you stay indoors once it
    is 7.30pm every day until this whole thing is sorted out, if you
    neglect any of these warnings, you will have yourself to blame. You do
    not have much time, so get back to me immediately

    Note: I will advise you keep this to yourself alone, not even a friend
    or a family member should know about it because it could be one of
    them.
     
  2. Polymorph

    Polymorph TRIBE Member

    email this guy back, telling him, if you even sense be is within proximity of you, you will hammer him over the head and then ship him off to Serbia to star in *arthouse flics* like "a Serbian Film"
    next
     
  3. I_bRAD

    I_bRAD TRIBE Member

    The assassin appears to need help with his math.

    How do you know he won't kill you after he gets the money so he can collect twice?
     
  4. Dirty Girl

    Dirty Girl TRIBE Member

    guess arnold is short on cash these days

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Sal De Ban

    Sal De Ban TRIBE Member

    totally. i have never seen this spam message and it probably isn't spam. dude, this guy is probably going to kill you.
     
  6. ghaleon

    ghaleon TRIBE Member

    lol brilliant. just saw this
     
  7. Deus

    Deus TRIBE Member

    I love that he emails and doesn't call so that there is a traceable record of the conversation.
     
  8. derek

    derek TRIBE Member

    your friend should totally pay the money, just to be safe.
     
    Last edited: Oct 24, 2010
  9. dirtbag

    dirtbag TRIBE Member

    very surprising indeed
     
  10. Sal De Ban

    Sal De Ban TRIBE Member

    ^^ lol. maybe he's trying to say that the situation (from Jersey Shore) is the hitman.


    (Baters, you still alive homie?)
     
  11. KillaLadY

    KillaLadY TRIBE Member

    Warning; do not contact the police, make sure you stay indoors once it
    is 7.30pm every day until this whole thing is sorted out.

    lol 7:30... why 7:30 and not 8:00?
     

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