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believe me if you will.

judge wopner

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i usually walk extra slow when i pass a La Sensa type stores, and not to stare at the scantily clad maniquens, thats what Jacob is for. no i relish the thought that mabey just mabey im picturing a girl in lingere at the precise moment she is picturing herself in the same lingere on the shelf.

for a split second 2 people have the same image in their brains but neither knows for sure if this cosmic syncronicity happened unless you go up and ask the woman if she was just picturing herself in that frilly bra and panty set she was just holding at the check-out line, and despite how crazy it sounded that youd like to see what she looks like in that bra and panty set, and instead of slapping you int he face like all the other girls do she laughs and says she loves cocky guys who can be funny, and you tell here you arent cocky, just stupid and theres nothing funny about that lingere she is about to buy.

and when it seems like this is big joke this woman says "who are you?" and you say "im some guy who is realizing i just did something foolish but couldnt help it" surprising yourself in the process that you didnt say come off like too much of a wad.

you figure enough is enough because this was all supposed to be a fleeting thought as you were on your way to burger king but instead you find yourself in a quagmire with a beautiful but clearly adventurous or utterly insane women that just called your bluff.

imagine if you walk away with her work and home phone number and she says "call me" while she winks and holds up the bra she is about to buy to chest level and shrugs her eyebrows in that way chicks do in porn when the dude first pulls his kaka out

you get back to your desk thinking no one is gonna beleive you but you tell the story anyway because the odds are pretty good taht if 2 people were picturing 1 person in sexy lingere at the same time, then anything is possible in ths the BEST FUCKING DAY EVER!!!!!!

:cool:
 

terrawrist III

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she could be posting on a different message board saying " I just fucked with some guy and probably made him go jerk off somewhere dark and cold THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!"

in other words...true glory doesn't show up until the call is made:D
 
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Zeus Overdrive

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Wopner, meet ChrisD.

Together you two could probably creep out a million women in the time it takes to bust a can of pepper-spray out of a gym bag.
 
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kmac

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Originally posted by Zeus Overdrive
Wopner, meet ChrisD.

Together you two could probably creep out a million women in the time it takes to bust a can of pepper-spray out of a gym bag.
LOL. But Mongo works at La Senza, or at least that's what the crude, handmade name tag said when he assisted me in the changeroom that one afternoon.

:confused:
 

LivingRoomPornstar

TRIBE Member
call that number right away, dude. that way, the chances of her not being there are good, if you scored. You don't want to catch her right away, unless you want to qualify the call with "I was just calling to make sure you weren't too good to be true".

If you call and the number is bullshit, then nothing gained, and just a minute of your time lost. :D
 
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judge wopner

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Amy_J
She played you and is probably having a rediculous laugh with her girlfriends about it right now
you might be right, and it would be a well earned laughter.

if it was a rouse im even more in love with any girl who could be that cold because either way, she was still buying lingere, and i still got to picutre her naked.

phone number no work. :(
refering back to naked image as we speak:D
 

Kinger

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Amy_J
She played you and is probably having a rediculous laugh with her girlfriends about it right now
You're just pissed cause nobody fantasizes about you.

Now watch as Amy_J gets her ass over to La Senza hoping that someone, anyone will notice her.
 
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Amy_J

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Originally posted by Kinger
You're just pissed cause nobody fantasizes about you.

Now watch as Amy_J gets her ass over to La Senza hoping that someone, anyone will notice her.
:rolleyes: clever
 
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