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Being all alone on Valentine's Day...

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MoFo

TRIBE Member
HAHA. Just kidding! I have a hot boyfriend that's taking me out to dinner and then we're fucking like rabid rabbits.
*points and laughs*

I used to think "fuck Valentine's. It's such a commercial holiday anyway. Why should I feel down about what a board of directors at Hallmark think I should be doing (or spending) on February 14?"

Now that I have a boyfriend, FUCK THAT SHIT. It was all a lie because I was a single, lonely, bitter old LOSER.

It's ALL about romance and hearts and lots and lots of expensive presents. And snuggling with our favourite Valentine's teddy bear situated in between us on our laps. Staring at us. Reminding us of what we have.

Should we use the one holding the lacy heart? Or the one with hearts for eyes???!! Oh, the DECISIONS.

OH I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND. I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY! I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!! I hope NO ONE has to spend their Valentine's Day ALONE and depressed. With NO ONE to talk to. NO ONE to hold. NO ONE to remind yourself of your self-worth.

*explodes*
 
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LivingRoomPornstar

TRIBE Member
i'm not sure, but are you telling me that you're some kind of fag, fag?

I'm not even sure i can remember the last time i was dating someone during valentines

Dan
 
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M

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Aphrodite
Sunny, you're single.
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EXCUSE me but I didn't buy a heart-shaped box of chocolates and a [whispers]you know what[/whispers] for nothing, sweetie.

I can't WAIT treat my boyfriend REAL special on Valentine's Day. In the meantime, I still have two weeks to take him for granted.
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
Last year, I had nothing. And this year, because I have another person in my life, I AM WORTH SOMETHING.

I am finally WORTH SOMETHING.

HEARTS AND CUPIDS AND MARSHMALLOWS AND BUNNIES...

Oh wait, that's Easter..
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
My boyfriend respects my obsessions with posting threads that have a lot of
ironing.jpg


in them.
 
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Aphrodite

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MoFo
Last year, I had nothing. And this year, because I have another person in my life, I AM WORTH SOMETHING.

I am finally WORTH SOMETHING.

HEARTS AND CUPIDS AND MARSHMALLOWS AND BUNNIES...

Oh wait, that's Easter..
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don't you get it? this is Sunny's way of alienating us couples. well it's NOT GOING TO WORK MISTER!

Valentine's is designed to alienate you
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
Um, no. It's my way of showing that I am WORTH MORE THAN I was before because now I have someone to call my boyfriend on VALENTINE'S DAY!

After Valentine's Day, we are going to see other people. Really.
 
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Lysistrata

Well-Known TRIBEr
It's post-ironic. Which is the meaning I attribute to teh ironing. We're are so fucking counter culture I'm almost too cool to be me.
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
I swear, if one more person messages me with "I'm so sorry. Are you okay, Sunny?" I'm going to BREAK UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND.
 
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