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BBB1K. Go Team ME!

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BigBadBaldy

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Ok, I'm bucking to make 1000 posts before I go out for dinner in an hour and a half. I'm going to go shave my face and head right now, so you fuckers better post things that make me want to reply so I can accomplish the ONLY GOAL I HAVE IN LIFE RIGHT NOW.

Please?

BBB.

..or I could just Jive it and post fourteen times by myself.
 
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Jazz

TRIBE Member
I still got a while to go... I'm getting there, slowly but surely... and with useless posts like these I'll be there in no time!
 
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BigBadBaldy

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Jazz
I still got a while to go... I'm getting there, slowly but surely... and with useless posts like these I'll be there in no time!
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HEY! ASSHOLE! Get your own spotlight! :p

BBB.

Jokes, jus jokes. Gotta keep the belligerence down to a minimum..
 
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deep

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by BigBadBaldy


Jokes, jus jokes. Gotta keep the belligerence down to a minimum..
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No padawan! This is not the way of the post jedi. Keeping belligerance at a maximum induces maximum response and opportunity for posting! Make some socially retarded comments about the pope, jesus, menopause, pms, black people and drugs and you will crack that 2K mark in no time.
 
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BigBadBaldy

TRIBE Member
Alright, I want the names of every one of you who viewed this thread and didn't reply.

BBB.

No oral pleasuring for you. Jazz, (ugh) your oral pleasuring will commence..

NOW.

!*gulp*!
 
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BigBadBaldy

TRIBE Member
So there I was, talking to that fucking pope, trying to get his menopausal black ass to pass me the crackpipe when all of a sudden Jesus appears and starts bitching like he's pmsing or something.

Sheesh.

BBB.

Fucking dieties on the rag. Whatever. Vishnu never gets like that.
 
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BigBadBaldy

TRIBE Member
Hi Ms. 'Cakes.

I was very disappointed to see in another thread that you will be NOWHERE I'm going to be tonight, leading as I said, to my accute disappointment.

BBB.

Have fun with Goldie and Hybrid, though! Thanks for the effort!
 
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Pyrovitae

TRIBE Member
(trying to be helpful as well as boost her own post count.) after two fucking years (figuratively and not literally,) you'd think i'd have hit a thousand by now.

OooOOh my tribe-erversary is coming up. i wonder what that old rag will get me?

*muah*
~N
 
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Guest

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After you hit 1000, you're going to be left with a tremendous comedown. I'd leave it at 999 tonight and drop the big one tomorrow morning. You wouldn't want to ruin your night would you?
 
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Jazz

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by BigBadBaldy
No oral pleasuring for you. Jazz, (ugh) your oral pleasuring will commence..

NOW.

!*gulp*!
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Was it as good for you as it was for me?

p.s. sorry about the facial, I swear it was accidental :D
 
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BigBadBaldy

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PS I can shave my whole face and head in about 8 minutes.

BBB.

..anticipating "dropping the big one" when I get home from Element. :D
 
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BigBadBaldy

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by JayIsBored
Bx3 one day you will be as cool as i...no really

really!
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LIAR!

BBB.

GaH! JayIsBored made me drop the big one!

How does it feel, JIB, having the 1k unloaded in your virtual face?
 
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Guest

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Now look what you've done. You pre-maturly jacked all over JIB.

I hope you're ready for a really shitty night B³.
 
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Boo

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Originally posted by deep


No padawan! This is not the way of the post jedi. Keeping belligerance at a maximum induces maximum response and opportunity for posting! Make some socially retarded comments about the pope, jesus, menopause, pms, black people and drugs and you will crack that 2K mark in no time.
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Deep, you are right on your way to the coveted 10k mark. First person ever to do it. Keep reaching for that sky!

What kind of award do you get for 10,000 posts. A gold watch? A toyata matrix, or a thread about you saying that you have no life :p

Who knows only a few days will tell.
 
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