Bad News :(

[Astroboy]

It is with the saddest heart that I pass of the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough, and Jayne Dough, who has one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin

 

[mingster]

Originally posted by Astroboy

Doughboy was buried in a lightly buttered muffin

 

[PRIMAL]

I'd laugh, but I don't like lying.

 

[Silvershadow]

Originally posted by PRIMAL
I'd laugh, but I don't like lying.

That made me laugh more than the actual story.

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following:

Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died
yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the
California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, and many others. The
graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing doughboy
as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a
very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still,
as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his second wife,
Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

 

[Stan]

His son has done some good work, including a particularly memorable DP scene starring Azlea Anistia.

 

[TRO]

ohhh can't wait for the e true hollywood story about this

 

[madnezz]

Originally posted by PRIMAL
I'd laugh, but I don't like lying.

*LMAO*

 

[Soundstream]

[HOMER]Dough![/HOMER]

Cheers ... Ian

 

[koojmak]

my condolences to the family

 

[MoFo]

What's a doughboy?

 

[physix]

I remember a Dj Doughboy.


is that the same person?

 

[Jay P]

Oh No!
Not da doughboy