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attn: Nose Pickers

litespeed

Well-Known TRIBEr
please do not wipe your snot on the wall when you're standing at a urinal... If there's is one thing I hate it's having to stare at mass amounts of nose nuggets when I'm trying to take a piss.

p.s. you're a disgusting piece of human garbage.
 

terrawrist III

TRIBE Member
today on the bus there was a guy with downs eating his snot right in front of everybody...somebody should have whispered in his ear "I know you can get away with a lot due to the downs but PLEASE...that ain't cool bud"...in fact I should have said it
 

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Question: What's the difference between mucous dripping down your esophagous through your nasal passages (happens constantly), and digitally extracting said mucous and subsequently placing it into one's mouth and having it go down your esophagous?

Answer: Social conditioning.
 
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nusty

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by ev
please do not wipe your snot on the wall when you're standing at a urinal... If there's is one thing I hate it's having to stare at mass amounts of nose nuggets when I'm trying to take a piss.

p.s. you're a disgusting piece of human garbage.



*I wipe it on the guy beside me*
 

SelfExel

TRIBE Member
I once witnessed someone spit on their hands and use a piece of athletic equipment.....fuck...I was waiting for the fucking thing too, I didn't say anything cause he did his rep and left rather abrubtly, I should have said something...fuck..I'm all upset now, I had forgotten about that, I feel like such a chump. You can be sure that shit ain't happening again, well it might happens again but i'll let the fucker know what a dumbass he is, well I won't tell him he's a dumb ass, but i'll tell them politely that that kind of behavior isn't hygenic and is not tolerated in any communal gym.
 

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by PosTMOd
Question: What's the difference between mucous dripping down your esophagous through your nasal passages (happens constantly), and digitally extracting said mucous and subsequently placing it into one's mouth and having it go down your esophagous?

Translation: Why is it unacceptable to pick and eat one's boogers, when it is constantly dripping down your throat anyway?
 

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by PosTMOd
Answer: Social conditioning.

Translation:

sheep.jpg
 
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PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by SelfExel
Just because we are socially conditioned it dosen't mean it's wrong.

Explain to me what is wrong about it.

Keep in mind that while you read that last sentence, the equivalent of one large booger just dripped down the back of your throat.
 

litespeed

Well-Known TRIBEr
we're also socially conditioned not to eat our feces... why's that? I mean you've already had it in your mouth once... what's the big deal with downing it again?
 

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
You people just have not accepted your apeness.

Wear all the clothes you want, and buy all the shoes too... you're still a frikkin' ape.

A sheepape.
 
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PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by ev
we're also socially conditioned not to eat our feces... why's that? I mean you've already had it in your mouth once... what's the big deal with downing it again?

Very good. Anticipated, however.

Fermented and digested, the food that entered your mouth has been chemically altered by the time it is faeces, i.e. it is completely different.

On the other hand, what is constantly dripping down your throat, and what you could pick and eat are compositionally the same.
 

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by MoFo
I don't want to eat my boogers because they don't taste so good.

What is taste? Well, interestingly, it is mostly smell.

Which makes it odd that people would complain about the taste of boogers, those things that are constantly dripping down the back of your throat anyways...
 

SneakyPete

TRIBE Member
Perhaps when it drips down your throat it doesn't touch your taste buds, but when you eat it it may come in contact with the taste buds.
 
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ila

TRIBE Member
I'd parachute my own booger no problem. it's the texture on the tongue part that's gross.

the boogs from your nose are dry and gummy. not like the nice slimers that come from the back and slide down your throat nicely.

that's why I don't eat the boogs I pick from my nose.
 

Bass-Invader

TRIBE Member
honestly, getting a big long boogie and pulling it out, whether by kleenex or finger, feels awesome. Especially when it's a clogger.
 

ila

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Bass-Invader
honestly, getting a big long boogie and pulling it out, whether by kleenex or finger, feels awesome. Especially when it's a clogger.

LOL!

blowing one out feels pretty awesome too.
 

Bass-Invader

TRIBE Member
hell yeah, especially when you get that blasting sound, and then all of a sudden your nostril is empty. It even makes your eye feel faster.
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by PosTMOd
What is taste? Well, interestingly, it is mostly smell.

Which makes it odd that people would complain about the taste of boogers, those things that are constantly dripping down the back of your throat anyways...

I can't taste my boogers in my throat. COME ON.
Boogers in your throat is mucous that is still wet and lubricated. Hence, it drags up and down your passageways. I should know, I'm a smoker.

But the shit in yer nose is a combination of that and dust from the outside world. Hence, the air passing through constantly dries it up and if you eat it, it's a big hard solid thing or at least, a crusty piece of solidified snot.

Wow, I'm going to throw up now. *baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
 
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