Asteroid may collide with earth in 900 years!

[poker face]

An asteroid recently rediscovered after a 50-year absence could be on a collision course with Earth, NASA astronomers reported. But the planet has 877 years and 11 months to prepare for the potential catastrophe.

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/space/04/04/lost.asteroid/index.html

Suckers!

lee <--- will be 6 feet under!

 

[Guest]

I'd place my bet on the "there won't be human life by that point" category.

So no worries here. I'm just a pessimisstic optimist. Don't mind me.

 

[Adam Duke]

we'll all be sentient beings by then and travel on alternate plains of existence, so it really won't be a bother.

Way to instill panic in the streets for nothing, Lee.

@m.

 

[JayIsBored]

let those damn dirty apes worry about it

 

[Bumbaclat]

won't somebody please think of the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grand children.?!?!?!

Bumbaclat

 

[KiFe]

I wouldnt worry about it... it'll prolly just break up in the earths atmosphere and become no bigger than a chiuaua's head.

 

[JayIsBored]

haha how the hell did i not think of that one?

 

[AdamAnt]

Ratio of Funny posts to not: 5:0

You guys make me laugh.

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by JayIsBored
haha how the hell did i not think of that one?

I am wittyer than thou.

 

[Cameron]

Ok guys ok, here try this one:


Bhaaaa haa ha ah.

 

[JayIsBored]

baby ox?


psst im really sorry


sorry

 

[SlipperyPete]

2 words: Screw Flanders

 

[Jeremy Jive]

900 years? great now I have to go to work tomorrow.

jeremy -so much for all the free sex I can have with strangers before its too late- jive

 

[JayIsBored]

the plan

 

[Cameron]

so when everyone else is going doo dee doo doo dee dum dee dum dum doo dee dum.

 

[Karim]

It's all propaganda to boost more $$ into the space program!

<--- Lets go to mars!!
Karim

 

[Puma]

I'll be dead by then anyways.

So why should I give a fuck..