<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by twist:
pretend ass slapping is coo wit me. I like doing the pretend ass slap fuck motion behind girls when they're not looking... I have the mind of a two year old... it's only funny cause you don't know I'm doing it... it's even funnier if you catch me tho.
cause i've seen it the most at dnb parties, and when i've seen it anywhere else, it's someone who 'looks' like a junglist. but i should've posted it in the general forum (better girl:guy ratio) maybe i'd have more people on my side. bah, whatever, i still think the ass slapping semblance sux.<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by twist:
I like it when chicks grab my ass... until they keep doing it and squeeze it and shit... i think my ass has a sign on it that says "please molest" no one wants to go out with me but everyone wants to grab my ass. *shudder* even some guys... it's quite a shock getting your ass grabbed and turning around expecting to see a girl and there is this grinning guy winking at you... ack.
lol* now imagine that guy slapping your ass
why is this in the jungle forum? </font>
yeah, i've seen that too, and that more subtle behaviour doesn't phase me. what i'm talking is the big arm swing, so the whole club knows what you're doing except the girl dancing. the worst part is the whole thing is done to the beat of the music, so her ass is moving up towards his hand while it's approaching. yeah, yeah, yeah, it is funny, but only when it doesn't happen to you.<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by twist:
But even when guys fuck me up my cornhole I still can't cum cause I mean I don't fire spunk all over the bathroom when I'm taking a shit now do I? Well ok maybe sometimes.
you're a good sport twist
I think my most common pretend action is the two hand ass fondle... want to touch the heiny... </font>
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by smile:
girls love having their asses spanked during sex...it's like some hidden abuse fantasy that only manifests itself at that time.
"spank me! i've been a bad girl!"
hey, it's all good. if you want to have been a bad girl, i'll supply the open palmed **WHAP**.</font>
how's that for a personal ad?<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by skyparty:
hi i'm a girl
i love my ass slapped, spanked
my back scratched
and nibbles nibbled (say that 10x fast!)
and hair pulled.
and i love jungle
i am SERIOUS ASS GRABBER
so if you're cute, or even if im sayin hello?! watch yourass ITS MINE!!!