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As I walk out my patio door....
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Evil Dynovac
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Step outside on the pretense of catching some sun yourself. Bring a book for show, this will let her know you are an intellectual and ergo, sensitive. Offer her one of your beers, make sure it's frosty cold. Conversation should ensue - the fineness of the weather, summer plans, fitness. Do not talk about video games.
As drunkeness takes hold she should become more willing towards your smooth advances. Nakedness should then follow.
Please update us with the sexy results, sexily for effect.
As drunkeness takes hold she should become more willing towards your smooth advances. Nakedness should then follow.
Please update us with the sexy results, sexily for effect.
Bass-Invader
TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MC Bias
....and turn to pick up my shoes, what do I see but my gorgeous 18 year old female neighbour sunbathing on her deck
so, now I'm sittin' in my basement, sippin' on a Grolsch blonde, figuring out what to do with this situation.....
Bias
its a masturbation situation!
Hi i'm God
TRIBE Member
Walk over with some sunscreen and ASL...
Originally posted by Evil Dynovac
Step outside on the pretense of catching some sun yourself. Bring a book for show, this will let her know you are an intellectual and ergo, sensitive. Offer her one of your beers, make sure it's frosty cold. Conversation should ensue - the fineness of the weather, summer plans, fitness. Do not talk about video games.
As drunkeness takes hold she should become more willing towards your smooth advances. Nakedness should then follow.
Please update us with the sexy results, sexily for effect.
this is the funnest thing I have read all day, funny funny shit,
let us know if it works,
oh and bring crib notes just in case!!!
Originally posted by MC Bias
....and turn to pick up my shoes, what do I see but my gorgeous 18 year old female neighbour sunbathing on her deck
so, now I'm sittin' in my basement, sippin' on a Grolsch blonde, figuring out what to do with this situation.....
Bias
invite me over.
DJ Red Lion
TRIBE Member
I think 'Shit Brick' put it best when he said,
"Get out of here!"
BigBadBaldy
TRIBE Member
MMMmmmm.. sexy results.
BBB.
Me likee.
BBB.
Me likee.
BigBadBaldy
TRIBE Member
"Doesn't anyone fucking knock?!?!"
~Brad Hamilton
BBB.
"Daddy's home, boys. I will serve no fries before their time."
~Brad Hamilton
Originally posted by mcbee
my advice?
get off the computer, go outside, enjoy the sun, the view and chat her up if possible!
You're wasting time with us here on the internet
A'rite, ima head outside....gonna go shoot some hoops in the driveway, and see how it works out
Bias
Hi i'm God
TRIBE Member
LMAO
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Guest
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Fuck first, date later.
C'mon, it's 2002 deep.
DJ Red Lion
TRIBE Member
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL
I think I put it best last time when I said "get out of here!" haha!
Thanks for setting me straight Rosey! For someone who loves those movies so much I should've at least spelled his nickname right.
Originally posted by Rosey
shit break, he was called shit break because he always had to go home on his break to use the bathroom...jeez it was like part of the 'plot'.
I think I put it best last time when I said "get out of here!" haha!
Thanks for setting me straight Rosey! For someone who loves those movies so much I should've at least spelled his nickname right.
Stormshadow
TRIBE Member
To add to this thread, I just picked up my sister from school and saw a bunch of 18 year old girls running around outside, just wearing bras and kilts hiked up to their asses.
I fucking miss Catholic school.
I fucking miss Catholic school.