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As I walk out my patio door....

tobywan

TRIBE Member
....and turn to pick up my shoes, what do I see but my gorgeous 18 year old female neighbour sunbathing on her deck:)

so, now I'm sittin' in my basement, sippin' on a Grolsch blonde, figuring out what to do with this situation.....:eek:

Bias
 

Evil Dynovac

TRIBE Member
Step outside on the pretense of catching some sun yourself. Bring a book for show, this will let her know you are an intellectual and ergo, sensitive. Offer her one of your beers, make sure it's frosty cold. Conversation should ensue - the fineness of the weather, summer plans, fitness. Do not talk about video games.

As drunkeness takes hold she should become more willing towards your smooth advances. Nakedness should then follow.

Please update us with the sexy results, sexily for effect.

:D
 

Bass-Invader

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MC Bias
....and turn to pick up my shoes, what do I see but my gorgeous 18 year old female neighbour sunbathing on her deck:)

so, now I'm sittin' in my basement, sippin' on a Grolsch blonde, figuring out what to do with this situation.....:eek:

Bias
its a masturbation situation!
 
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tobywan

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by swenard
was she naked?
No, but I did notice that as she was lying there sunbathing in her stomach, her bikini top was unfastened...hence, if she were all of a sudden to get up, her breasts would be quite visible.

Bias
 

swenard

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MC Bias


No, but I did notice that as she was lying there sunbathing in her stomach, her bikini top was unfastened...hence, if she were all of a sudden to get up, her breasts would be quite visible.

Bias

ice water!!!!!!!!!and a video camera
 

Chris

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by Evil Dynovac
Step outside on the pretense of catching some sun yourself. Bring a book for show, this will let her know you are an intellectual and ergo, sensitive. Offer her one of your beers, make sure it's frosty cold. Conversation should ensue - the fineness of the weather, summer plans, fitness. Do not talk about video games.

As drunkeness takes hold she should become more willing towards your smooth advances. Nakedness should then follow.

Please update us with the sexy results, sexily for effect.

:D

this is the funnest thing I have read all day, funny funny shit,


let us know if it works,


oh and bring crib notes just in case!!!
 

tobywan

TRIBE Member
God....I feel like Jason Biggs in A.P., when Nadia was in his room, and he was trying to figure out what the hell to do!!!
 

koz

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MC Bias
....and turn to pick up my shoes, what do I see but my gorgeous 18 year old female neighbour sunbathing on her deck:)

so, now I'm sittin' in my basement, sippin' on a Grolsch blonde, figuring out what to do with this situation.....:eek:

Bias
invite me over.
 
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DJ Red Lion

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MC Bias
God....I feel like Jason Biggs in A.P., when Nadia was in his room, and he was trying to figure out what the hell to do!!!
I think 'Shit Brick' put it best when he said,

"Get out of here!"
 

swenard

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MC Bias
God....I feel like Jason Biggs in A.P., when Nadia was in his room, and he was trying to figure out what the hell to do!!!
I would feel more like...brad hamilton (from fast times) in the bathroom!
 

mcbee

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my advice?
get off the computer, go outside, enjoy the sun, the view and chat her up if possible!

You're wasting time with us here on the internet

:)sarah
 
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BigBadBaldy

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by swenard


I would feel more like...brad hamilton (from fast times) in the bathroom!
"Doesn't anyone fucking knock?!?!"
~Brad Hamilton

BBB.

"Daddy's home, boys. I will serve no fries before their time."
~Brad Hamilton
 

tobywan

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by mcbee
my advice?
get off the computer, go outside, enjoy the sun, the view and chat her up if possible!

You're wasting time with us here on the internet

:)sarah
A'rite, ima head outside....gonna go shoot some hoops in the driveway, and see how it works out:)

Bias
 

swenard

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MC Bias


A'rite, ima head outside....gonna go shoot some hoops in the driveway, and see how it works out:)

Bias

where really short adidas shorts that let you balls hang out.


chicks dig that!
 

Rosey

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by DJ Red Lion


I think 'Shit Brick' put it best when he said,

"Get out of here!"
shit break, he was called shit break because he always had to go home on his break to use the bathroom...jeez it was like part of the 'plot'. :p
 
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DJ Red Lion

TRIBE Member
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL

Originally posted by Rosey

shit break, he was called shit break because he always had to go home on his break to use the bathroom...jeez it was like part of the 'plot'. :p
I think I put it best last time when I said "get out of here!" haha!

Thanks for setting me straight Rosey! For someone who loves those movies so much I should've at least spelled his nickname right.
 

Stormshadow

TRIBE Member
To add to this thread, I just picked up my sister from school and saw a bunch of 18 year old girls running around outside, just wearing bras and kilts hiked up to their asses.

I fucking miss Catholic school.
 
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