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Anyone got a one-liner ?

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synchronizator

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"something tells me i'll be seeing you in the morning"

some guy came up and said that to a friend of mine a few years ago while we were out at a club..
sad thing is..

she fell for it.
 
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AdRiaN

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synchronizator said:
"something tells me i'll be seeing you in the morning"

some guy came up and said that to a friend of mine a few years ago while we were out at a club..
Are you sure he didn't really mean, "something tells me I'll be seeing you at the Zone?"
 

Skipper

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I heard these zingers on my westjet flight this morning:

What is the difference between an attractive pilot and a sasquatch?
There have been confirmed sightings of the sasquatch.

What do you call 100 pilots in a basement?
A w(h)ine cellar.
 
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shaggs

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This is just a short joke
There is a middle eastern man with bombs straped around his waist and a detonator in one hand with a sign above him saying suicide bomber training so he tells the students I am only going to show you this once.
 

lucky1

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my friend calls Pickering /Missisuaga and Scarborough PMS..

so we don't go to Club land anymore because of "PMS" lol.
 
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[- FuNKtiOn -]

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^^
and am I wrong here? or the first post of this thread was actually a 2 liner technically.
DJ 6 String said:
You know why they call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.
if it was along the lines of "I hear they call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken" then you'd have a one liner.

Mitch Hedburg is a one liner king.
"I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be way too long..."
"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
"I can read minds, but I'm illiterate."
 

DJ 6 String

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[- FuNKtiOn -] said:
^^
and am I wrong here? or the first post of this thread was actually a 2 liner technically.

if it was along the lines of "I hear they call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken" then you'd have a one liner.

Mitch Hedburg is a one liner king.
"I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be way too long..."
"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
"I can read minds, but I'm illiterate."

gee, you're tho thmart! it was supposed to be a one-liner punch line, jackass,
 
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