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anti-football sentiment

swilly

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by The Tesseract
Uhhh swill... Football was invented by Canadians.

the yanks, just fucked it up by giving it hype, a silver trophy and a narrower and shorter field.

i dont think so !!! we invented basketball not football. Otherwise we would of had a canada post moment about it.

but i coud be wrong
swilly
 
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swilly

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The Creation of Football
The story of football began in England sometime in the early 1800s when a soccer player, frustrated at using only his feet to manipulate the ball, decided to simply pick it up and run with it. Although it was against the rules of soccer, other players liked the new way of playing soccer and thus, the new sport of rugby was born.
The new sport soon became a world-wide success that very quickly found its way into America by the mid-1800s. Played by many northeastern colleges, it was not long before Harvard University and Yale University met in Masachussetts in 1876 to formalize the rules to rugby that were similar to those in England. There were differences however: instead of playing with a round ball, the schools opted for an egg-shaped ball. Also, the game's name was changed from rugby to football. Another result of the meeting was an organization called the Intercollegiate Football Association (IFA), that was created to preside over the Americanized sport.
Football was still mainly American rugby--much different from the popular sport known today. Over the course of three years, starting in 1880, Yale player Walter Camp eventually convinced the IFA to change a series of rules in football, to create a game that is very similar today. For that, Camp is considered by historians as the father of modern football.
 

deep

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Boss Hog
hopefully next year my forehead will be protruded the extra two inches I'll need to be into football.

you mos def got picked last, poindexter :D
 
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deep

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yes, yes, that's the common refrain

"I'm too good for this" = "I couldn't do it if I wanted to"

:D
 

The Tesseract

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by swilly
i dont think so !!! we invented basketball not football. Otherwise we would of had a canada post moment about it.

but i coud be wrong
swilly

nevermind Hockey, Lacrosse, Ringette... etc.
:p

oh yeah
91 grey cups vs. 38 superbowls




So to conclude, tailgate is for trailer trash.
 

Boss Hog

TRIBE Member
I was on the soccer team
the swim team
the volleyball team
cross country
and the hockey team.


football is teh ghey.
 
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exrboy

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Football is one of the most team orientated sports out there. Right now...it's the best sports league out there (unless you live in Europe and like "soccer")
 

deep

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by exrboy
Football is one of the most team
orientated sports out there.

Yeah, none of these ear medicine spilling dorks have typically any conception of the level of strategy or analysis that goes into the game

Since it goes beyond their comprehension (or more specifically, their desire to comprehend) it just seems like a bunch of goons colliding into each other
 
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exrboy

TRIBE Promoter
Originally posted by Boss Hog
well at least they're trying to run around each other. I see the skill.

You have yet to see the light. Hopefully soon...you will understand ;)
 

deep

TRIBE Member
common nerdlinger refrain #2 :

athletic appreciation / ability is mutually exclusive from intellectual capaciity, real world significance, etc.

reality : this is just a self serving conclusion by those who can't manage to swing both :)
 
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deep

TRIBE Member
now if only that was a sport, nike might endorse you

we know how much you want that :)
 

deep

TRIBE Member
I'm trying and I can't do it

So now I'll act like it's just beneath me so that I feel better about my suckage
 

Boss Hog

TRIBE Member
well, try this instead

really don't care how I'm tapping my foot and realize its irrelevance to everything else you do.

it sure takes a load off.
 
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