anti-football sentiment

[deep]

all you losers were the last picked for dodgeball in gym class, weren't you?

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

uncoordinated girly runners the lot of you.

 

[deep]

boohoo, football, how primitive, let's share poetry and play bongos instead

 

[Casey]

pick me!



big meanies

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

egghead likes her booky wook.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Poetry was for pussies.

I was a 20th Level Wizard and would turn your offensive lineup into slugs.

 

[Casey]

you meanies just wait until I invent nuclear bombs. THEN WHO WILL BE LAUGHING??? HUH??

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

gotta use it

 

[deep]

yeah, don't want to mess with those dungeons and dragons types, they're a fearsome lot

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

I can't wait for tam-tam.

 

[stir-fry]

yeah!
don't you faggots have some tea to drink?

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

Or yoga to teach?

 

[Casey]

don't you beefbags have jocks to itch?

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

lol @ deeps link

Lighting bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

 

[Stan]

hahahahah

You fuckers gotta stop posting this shit during the Superbowl god damn it. I just missed seeing an interception.

 

[squirrely]

i just don't get it.

oh, and i was always picked last.





thanks, deep. it's all coming back to me......

 

[chipotle]

yo

I wasn't picked first or last.

I used to follow university basketball in high school and college football... notre dame all the way... 'cause they are a tough academic catholic school ... so I can sort of relate, kind of. But now.. I am not interested in sports.. i dunno why.
I suck.
sorry.

 

[stir-fry]

here, have some tea

 

[tayo]

i was watching it earlier with the roommates but i kept commenting on how nice their bums looked in the shiny pants and i got kicked out

 

[stir-fry]

LoL

 

[Ditto Much]

I was a teenage booze jockey. Sorry but I did run a football pool and numbers operation back in grade 11.

 

[Zorro]

I was picked last for dodge ball and didn't even make my junior year team but I preserved and now I'm living that dream.

 

[Boss Hog]

hopefully next year my forehead will be protruded the extra two inches I'll need to be into football.

 

[swilly]

i dont mind football but the one thing i dont get is

WHY THE FUCK CALL IT FOOTBALL??????????????????????????????????????????????????

They only touch it with thier feet for like maybe .05 percent of the game. The rest of it is spent with it in thier hands.

who honestly came up with the idea to call a game where you handle the ball with your hands football and a game where you use your feet scoccar.

Well mind you this is the same country that produced george bush

so there you are i answered my own question
stupid yanks
swilly

 

[The Tesseract]

Uhhh swill... Football was invented by Canadians.

the yanks, just fucked it up by giving it hype, a silver trophy and a narrower and shorter field.