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Krzysiu

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Krzysiu!
Krzysiu was declared extinct in 1902.
Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Krzysiu!
Krzysiu has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
It took Krzysiu 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
Devoid of his cells and proteins, Krzysiu has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Krzysiu.
Krzysiu has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
Baby swans are called Krzysiu.
It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Krzysiu.
The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Krzysiu!
 

kmac

TRIBE Member
Interesting, the computer was misinformed on a few things but the following facts are true about me:

Kmac is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!

Birds do not sleep in kmac, though they may rest in her from time to time.

If you drop kmac from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.

The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as kmac.

Kmac is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
 

Krzysiu

TRIBE Member
Sluts became extinct in England in 1486.
Women shoplift four times more frequently than sluts!
The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of sluts is blue.
Sluts was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
Four-fifths of the surface of sluts is covered in water!
India tested its first nuclear sluts in 1974.
Finding sluts on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
Sluts can not regurgitate.
There are more than two hundred different kinds of sluts.
Ideally, sluts should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
 
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Cheap Ego

TRIBE Member
[spelling altered to accomodate CRTC regulations]

1. Gotesee can be found on a Cluedo board between the
Library and the Conservatory!
2. Some birds use Gotesee to orientate themselves during migration!
3. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Gotesee.
4. Gotesee is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
5. Gotesee is incapable of sleep.
6. Gotesee was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants. (!!!)
7. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Gotesee!
8. Baby swans are called Gotesee.
9. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Gotesee. (uh oh!!).
10. Over 2000 people have now climbed Gotesee, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down. (no big surprise there)
 

TaCk OnE?

TRIBE Member
1 About 100 people choke to death on tack one each year.

2 Tack one once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

3 The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention tack one.

4 In his entire life, tack one will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!

5 The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than tack one, and 400 times smaller.
6 In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and tack one.

7 Tack one can live for up to a week without a head.

8 The fingerprints of tack one are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!

9 When tack one is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.

10 The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as tack one.
 

Soulster

TRIBE Member
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wedgies!
Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in wedgies.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as wedgies.
Abraham Lincoln, who invented wedgies, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
Wedgies were first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into wedgies.
Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are wedgies!
Wedgies can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
If you chew gum while peeling wedgies then it will stop you from crying.
There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of wedgies orbiting the Earth.
Peanuts and wedgies are beans!


Personally, i think the last one is very much Krzysiu material.
 

Krzysiu

TRIBE Member
A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for DIWC, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
 
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Krzysiu

TRIBE Member
Zee is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!

Grapes explode if you put them inside Zee!
 

rubytuesday

TRIBE Member
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ruby!

1. When provoked, ruby will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker! :)
2. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like ruby. :)
3. If you kiss ruby for one minute you will burn six or seven calories. :)
4. Reindeer like to eat ruby! :(
5. A thimbleful of ruby would weigh over 100 million tons. :(
6. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill ruby. :)
7. New Zealand was the first place to allow ruby to vote! :)
8. Medieval knights put the skin of ruby on their sword handles to improve the grip. :(
9. You can tell if ruby has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled! :)
10. It's bad luck to put ruby on a bed! :(
 

groovespinna

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On average, women blink nearly twice as much as groovespinna!
During World War II, Americans tried to train groovespinna to drop bombs.
Groovespinna is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of groovespinna, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
The air around groovespinna is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
Groovespinna was originally called Cheerioats.
Scientists have discovered that groovespinna can smell the presence of autism in children.
Abraham Lincoln, who invented groovespinna, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their groovespinna.
Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of groovespinna.
 
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Hamza

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hamza!

If you put a drop of liquor on hamza, he will go mad and sting himself to death.

The average human spends about 30 days during their life in hamza.

Hamza has a bifurcated penis.

During severe windstorms, hamza may sway several feet to either side.

Hamza cannot swim.

Lightning strikes hamza over seven times every hour.

When provoked, hamza will swivel the tip of his abdomen and

shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.

If you lick hamza ten times, you will consume one calorie.

Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are hamza.

If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have hamza for the rest of the day.
 

TRO

TRIBE Member
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Five million and forty naughty shorty!


The fingerprints of five million and forty naughty shorty are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of five million and forty naughty shorty in a day.

A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but five million and forty naughty shorty can not.

An average beaver can cut down five million and forty naughty shorty every year!

The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as five million and forty naughty shorty.

In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and five million and forty naughty shorty!

There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat five million and forty naughty shorty, though it may feel uncomfortable.

Ostriches stick their heads in five million and forty naughty shorty not to hide but to look for water!

When five million and forty naughty shorty is swallowed, it will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.

The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten five million and forty naughty shorty.
 

ravinjunkie

TRIBE Member
mine is badddddd.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ravinjunkie!
-Without its lining of ravinjunkie, your stomach would digest itself!

-More people are killed by ravinjunkie each year than die in aeroplane accidents.

-Ravinjunkie has a bifurcated penis.

-On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of ravinjunkie.

-The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal ravinjunkie.

-Ravinjunkie is the world's smallest mammal!

-The National Heart Foundation recommends eating ravinjunkie at least three times a week!

-The only Englishman to become ravinjunkie was Nicholas Breakspear, who was ravinjunkie from 1154 to 1159.

-In her entire life, ravinjunkie will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.


-Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of ravinjunkie in your ear 700 times!
 

benguy

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Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Benguy, and frequently rise to the surface for air!

Women shoplift four times more frequently than Benguy.

Olive oil was used for washing Benguy in the ancient Mediterranean world!

Benguy cannot jump!

There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Benguy.

Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Benguy.

It can take Benguy several days to move just through one tree!

An average beaver can cut down Benguy every year.

The risk of being struck by Benguy is one occurence every 9,300 years!

Some hotels in Las Vegas have Benguy floating in their swimming pools!
 

TILT_Lance

TRIBE Member
All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Lance.

Without Lance, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.

The first Lance was made in 1853, and had no pedals.

Originally, Lance could not fly!

Lanceocracy is government by Lance.

There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Lance orbiting the Earth.

Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Lance.

The patron saint of Lance is Saint Eugenie!

Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Lance.

It took Lance 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
 
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mingster

TRIBE Member
i'm HUGE! in more ways than one.

1. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink mingster.
2. All shrimp are born as mingster, but gradually mature into females.
3. The Eskimos have over fifty words for mingster.
4. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of mingster.
5. You share your birthday with mingster!
6. There are six towns named mingster in the United States.
7. It's bad luck to put mingster on a bed!
8. The condom - originally made from mingster - was invented in the early 1500s.
9. Olive oil was used for washing mingster in the ancient Mediterranean world.
10. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting mingster.
 

Aphrodite

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1. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Aphrodite.
2. All swans in England belong to Aphrodite!
3. Scientists have discovered that Aphrodite can smell the presence of autism in children!
4. Aphrodite has a bifurcated penis.
5. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Aphrodite.
6. Reindeer like to eat Aphrodite.
7. When Aphrodite is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
8. Aphrodite can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
9. Aphrodite does not have toes.
10. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Aphrodite!

hardy har
 

Soulster

TRIBE Member
from www.m-w.com

bifurcate

One entry found for bifurcate.
Main Entry: bi·fur·cate
Pronunciation: 'bI-(")f&r-"kAt, bI-'f&r-
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing
Etymology: Medieval Latin bifurcatus, past participle of bifurcare, from Latin bifurcus two-pronged, from bi- + furca fork
transitive senses : to cause to divide into two branches or parts
intransitive senses : to divide into two branches or parts
- bi·fur·cate /(")bI-'f&r-k&t, -"kAt; 'bI-(")f&r-"kAt/ adjective
 

bmoneyhoney

TRIBE Member
this is fun....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bmoneyhoney!

1. Baskin Robbins once made bmoneyhoney flavoured ice cream!
2. California is the biggest exporter of bmoneyhoney in the world!
3. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like bmoneyhoney.
4. About 100 people choke to death on bmoneyhoney each year!
5. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as bmoneyhoney!
6. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than bmoneyhoney.
7. If you lace bmoneyhoney from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
8. The fingerprints of bmoneyhoney are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
9. Bmoneyhoney has four noses.
10. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear bmoneyhoney had to pay a special bmoneyhoney tax!
 
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