And you thought the McLaren hit was bad

[SneakyPete]

http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=905348

Player Banned After Testicle Biting

May 01, 2002 08:48 AM ET

MELBOURNE (Reuters) - Former Sydney Swans Australian Rules player Peter Filandia was suspended for 10 matches on Wednesday after pleading guilty to biting an opponent's testicles during a game last week.

Filandia, 31, was playing for Port Melbourne against Springvale in the Australian Football League's feeder competition, the Victorian Football League (VFL).

St. Kilda AFL player Chad Davis, playing for Springvale, suffered a perforated scrotum and lost a small amount of blood, a club doctor told the VFL tribunal in Melbourne. He also needed a tetanus injection.

Filandia told the tribunal he could not breathe when he became entangled with Davis and bit him as a reflex action.

However, Filandia did not know which part of his opponent's body he had bitten, he said.

"It was a split-second decision," Filandia told reporters after the hearing.

Tribunal chairman Eddie Power ordered Filandia to undergo player counseling before resuming playing.

In a similar case last year, former rugby league international John Hopoate was banned by the Australian National Rugby League for 12 weeks after poking a finger up the backside of an opponent.

Hopoate was sacked by his club Wests-Tigers but joined rival club Northern Eagles in June 2001.

Pete

 

[JayIsBored]

Hopoate was sacked by his club Wests-Tigers but joined rival club Northern Eagles in

nutty!

 

[Tonedeff]

testicle biting? fingers up the backside? sounds more like this rough-trade gay club I know...

Priscilla Queen of the Desert is making a lot more sense to me now.

 

[Tonedeff]

Originally posted by JayIsBored


nutty!

egonads!

 

[JayIsBored]

testefy hallelujah!

 

[Tonedeff]

never mind the bollocks-biters!

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't

Almond joy got nuts.

Mounds don't

From the Ministry of floating around in my head when reading that.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[Jazz]

Originally posted by SneakyPete
In a similar case last year, former rugby league international John Hopoate was banned by the Australian National Rugby League for 12 weeks after poking a finger up the backside of an opponent.

Similar how? the fact that they're both homo erotic is the only similarity I see between those two incidents...

I think it's safe to say that ozzie rugby has now surpassed male figure skating as the gayest sport in the world...