An important question for you.

[Guest]

I'm giving you a ball of yarn, a stick of gum, a lava lamp, a new condom, a pair of leather boots, a jar of pickles, a padded bra and a pair of headphones.

What are you going to do?

 

[Boo]

Hoop it all

 

[Guest]

I'm going to ask 'are you doing shrooms without me again?'

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by Tearer


What are you going to do?

You. After I move all the stuff out of the way.

 

[joey]

oh josh....

the yarn i would maybe make some mittens

is the gum is good i'd chew it for awhile, if not id chew it for a second then put it somewheres so somebody would sit in it

lava lamp - well i already have two...
but i often wonder what the lava stuff feels like...

condom = water balloon
(or give it to keith to see him put it on his head)

leather boots id keep (only if they have heels)

pickles id give to sunkist

bra - um ya id ... give it away.. i wouldnt keep it at all...

if the headphones are better then mine id keep them

why can i pick up these treats?

 

[Rosey]

i dunno but it sounds like a goooooooooood time

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by joey
condom = water balloon
(or give it to keith to see him put it on his head)

What is this now a new party trick? Lori stop spreading your lies.

 

[joey]

you're a party trick

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by Galactic Phantom


What is this now a new party trick? Lori stop spreading your lies.

What Keith? I can't understand you; you have a condom over your head.

 

[MoFo]

I'll wear my new leather boots to the Film Lounge.

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Galactic Phantom
I'm going to ask 'are you doing shrooms without me again?'

Well, I ate the pickles and the condom and I my tummy feels funny.

Weird buzz too.

 

[joey]

and it's messing up your writing as well

 

[alexd]

Originally posted by MoFo
I'll wear my new leather boots to the Film Lounge.

But they probably wouldn't let you in if you were chewing gum.

 

[Guest]

Do they frown on padded bras at Film Lounge? Like, on gentlemen?

 

[KiFe]

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by alexd


But they probably wouldn't let you in if you were chewing gum.

Haha, so true.
Is that really a rule for some clubs? No gum?

 

[Guest]

Not sure if it's a rule Sunny, but you might get your ass kicked at some of the sportier places.

You were asking about the bra weren't you?

 

[joey]

i like gum

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by alexd


But they probably wouldn't let you in if you were chewing gum.

They will when I give the bouncer my brand new jar of pickles.

 

[Guest]

ooooooh, foiled by Sunny's editing prowess.

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by Tearer
Not sure if it's a rule Sunny, but you might get your ass kicked at some of the sportier places.

You were asking about the bra weren't you?

I was talking about the gum actually, that's why I deleted my post.

But your comment just reminds me of the good ol' days when I used to wear my padded bra to Turbo Fridays... ah, the memories...

I was the envy of all the junglists at the ball...

 

[Guest]

Or you could just pet this thing:

 

[MBoy]

Les Pantalons!

(it's french)

-Duncan

 

[Guest]

Duncan don't you mean pantaloons

 

[MBoy]

Keith wins