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All that scratchin' is makin' me ITCH!!!

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Harmonika, Aug 23, 2003.

  1. Harmonika

    Harmonika TRIBE Member

    Sex, sex, sex...sex on the brain, and in my neglected nether regions. :(

    Watching Basketball, and the only thing I can focus on in all the fineassed girlies with their skimpy outfits and jiggly parts. Well, I did catch the scene where Matt Parker and Trey Stone are making out, but that just isn't floating my boat at the moment (sorry boys ;) ).

    Anyhoo, let's talk threesomes.

    Thought about 'em? Had 'em? Want to have 'em?

    I've had three over the course of my 30-some-odd-years - all with the fairer sex (that's *women*, for those who can't translate oldspeak). The first lasted for five months (yay, us! :D ), the other two were one-offs.

    The typical image most people tend to get when it comes to threesomes is like something out of a Penthouse magazine. Typical scenario - two girls lavishing all the attention on the guy.

    booooring. :rolleyes:

    A real threesome involves equal effort from each participant, regardless of the combination of sexes involved (am I getting too clinical here?). Sucking, fucking - it's all the same, just as long as everyone has *fun*.

    I'm looong overdue for one, so I'm just going to sit back and *think* about having one - maybe the old 'three coins in the fountain' trick will work. Now I just have to go find a fountain.

    i.333someXXX ;)
     
  2. Syntax Error

    Syntax Error Well-Known TRIBEr

    thanks for coming out.
     
  3. Harmonika

    Harmonika TRIBE Member

    That's the problem - I haven't cummed out in a while. Ah well, such is the cross I must bear - if it ain't meant to happen, it ain't meant to happen.

    Oh shit, wait - I forgot about the 'never say never' clause. *Whew*, that was a close shave...

    Speaking of, I have to go do just that.

    ciao,

    i.
     
  4. Eccentric (LRG)

    Eccentric (LRG) TRIBE Member

    lol
    Ian, apon meeting you that one time and having drinks and talking. I didn't pick up on how funnily odd you are......

    Cheers.


    P.s. - Hope you find your 3 some! Good luck with that !
     
  5. Harmonika

    Harmonika TRIBE Member

    That's because I was normal back then. This is *much* more fun.

    :)

    i.
     
  6. Eccentric (LRG)

    Eccentric (LRG) TRIBE Member

    hahah Ibet. Glad your having fun though.
    Life should be fun. You seemed pretty laid back as it was then though as well.......

    damn yous for smoking that joint with out me at the bassmint lol.
     
  7. lok

    lok TRIBE Member

    Do I even need to contribute?
     
  8. daddyiwantchocolate

    daddyiwantchocolate TRIBE Member

    Depends.

    Are you a re-tahd?
     
  9. Eccentric (LRG)

    Eccentric (LRG) TRIBE Member

    I like your attitude and posts.... so yes. Cause I'm bored and want to read what you have to say :)
     
  10. lok

    lok TRIBE Member

    Well.

    3somes are fun. A lot of fun. They're hard to get working properly, but when they work, wow. Its so hedonistic and fun. Especially if you are the center of attention. Cause I mean, even though everyone should be into everyone, usually someone gets the good treatment. And if its me, it just makes them better.

    My favorite was when I had a buddy come over on a sunday, and just before we got down to business, an old flame had just decided to drop by. I remember it like it was a porn movie.
     
  11. Eccentric (LRG)

    Eccentric (LRG) TRIBE Member

    soooooooo where was the camera hid ?
    and was the old flame dressed up as the pizza boy?
    DId yous make him a pizza "man" ?

    haha I'm being silly, sorry.
     
  12. lok

    lok TRIBE Member

    the old flame was dressed like a police officer.. cause thats what he was. :)

    obviously not in full uniform, but he did have the jacket and was carrying his badge :D
     
  13. Eccentric (LRG)

    Eccentric (LRG) TRIBE Member

    Dayum...... thats like .... man

    why you and not me. gah.

    Some people have all the luck !
     
  14. lok

    lok TRIBE Member

    as if. I had to wait until I was 17 to even know what sexual desire was.
    and then there was all those girls who liked me and made me feel all uncomfortable.

    basically, its just karma :)
     
  15. Eccentric (LRG)

    Eccentric (LRG) TRIBE Member

    Well I once inawhile have a girl that likes me and it'll make me uncomfy to. But I doubt karmas gonna send a hot cop begging for a 3 some, to me. LOL
     
  16. lok

    lok TRIBE Member

    pfft that cop was serious work. he was all elusive for quite some time.
     
  17. Eccentric (LRG)

    Eccentric (LRG) TRIBE Member

    well I want karma to send me one of these combos

    Justin timblerlake + Colin Farrel

    Justin timberlake + David beckham

    Justin timberlake + Ruud Van nistelroy

    Justin timblerake + Ashton Ketcher


    .. any one of those will do..

    *slips off into dream world*
     
  18. lok

    lok TRIBE Member

    okay. the first two are too good. thats using karma points for the next 3 lives.

    the 3rd one, maybe.

    the 4th one wont happen cause Ashton already fucked Justin.
     
  19. Eccentric (LRG)

    Eccentric (LRG) TRIBE Member

    BITE YOUR TOUNGE !
    Justin has been touched by or has touched no one.

    I'm his first for everything ! *god I wish*
    <------ dreamer.


    and the 3rd one is a for sure one. Ruud is hawt !
     

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