I was 15, we were all gathering in our favourite coffee shop downtown to drink before the school dance. We realized we were going to be late, so I downed my entire mickey of rum in 15 minutes, then we walked the 3 blocks to the school. Upon entering the dance and checking our jackets, I remember saying to my friends "Aw man, I'm not even drunk. This SUCKS!". Then we enter the gym and about 5 seconds later, my world fades to black.
Nex thing I know, I'm being dragged down the hall by the teachers to some office, I remember thinking "I can't see!" (really my eyes wouldn't open).
Then I'm sitting in the office, bobbing my head, noticing a police officer looking at me.
Then I wake up in my bed at home, still in my clothes from the dance. Raging hangover, my mom comes in to yell at me, my dad wouldn't talk to me for two days, and I was suspended for 3 days from school! Yay! I got vacation for being drunk!
(I should add that my mom said that as we drove away from the school, I rolled the window down and waved goodbye to the teachers and cops saying "Goodbye! Thank you! I'm sorry! Sorry! Bye!")