Academy Awards you Want To See

[noahmintz]

Best Supporting Titties
Best One-Liner
Best Kevin Smith Movie
The Outstanding Achievemnt Of A Mel Award
stu

 

[noahmintz]

Best Being Eaten By A Shark Scene ... a category which Sam Jackson will win every year

stu

 

[JayIsBored]

Best Monkey Knife Fight

 

[Cameron]

.Best Crotch Shot , presented every year by David Bowie for his outstanding achievement in The Labyrinth

 

[Stormshadow]

Best Casting Couch Blow Job

 

[matty]

Best topless scene starring Halle Berry.

 

[noahmintz]

Worst Director of the Year ... Pete Jones (the guy who won Project Greenlight) would get it every year ... even if he doesn't ever direct another movie

stu

 

[Karim]

Category: Best homemade porno involving underaged women.

Winner: R Kelly

Prize: Statutory (sp?) Rape Convictions

<--- Booo, still a crappy awards show!
Karim

 

[Stan]

Best Unintentional Cumming In The Lead Actress's Hair During A Sex Scene Causing Him To Get Fired From The Movie:

Harvey Keitel - Eyes Wide Shut

 

[Plato]

most deserving of an oscar - winner, amelie.

losers, gosford park, lotr, a beautiful mind, black hawk down, etc.


*grumble*grumble*

p[l]a+0 <--sad that amelie didnt win, not even best foreign film!

 

[Cheer Bear]

Originally posted by Plato
most deserving of an oscar - winner, amelie.

losers, gosford park, lotr, a beautiful mind, black hawk down, etc.


*grumble*grumble*

p[l]a+0 <--sad that amelie didnt win, not even best foreign film!

yah, i picked Amelie for that in the oscar pool.