a tribute...

[JayIsBored]

...to the wonder that is Puffs Plus tissues.

I must have caught some nasty bug from one of the system skanks this weekend. My sinus is flowing like Niagara Falls for I am constantly blowing, wiping away the nasal drip. If i had been using regular kleenex™ my nose would be more raw than houston after her record setting gangbang. Luckily, the mild moisturizing ingredients such as mineral oil, aloe extract and tocopheryl acetate have left my nose feeling quite soft and smooth. Each time i blow my nose it feels like an angel's touch, pure bliss.
As if the miraculous, tender nature of the tissue wasn't enough...on the bottom of the box the kind folk at Proctor & Gamble have included a tip on reducing the spread of colds amongst your household. Tip #1 - Have everyone in your household wash their hands regularly to help control the spread of germs. Genius i say! And since we live in the age of the innarweb you can visit www.puffs.com for more tips on keeping you and your loved ones healthy.

© Those In the Nose Use Puffs Plus



it's almost 5 pm so i can start useless threads now, right?

 

[Cheer Bear]

Mmmmmm aloe.

 

[SlipperyPete]

you didn't catch anything from system(s) skanks, but rather from the anthrax I put in your JIB, JIB.

 

[TheLiquidFairy]

*AAAACHEWWWW*

Yes PUFFS PLUS are soooo gentle on the nose...*sigh* so soft!

XXX
Marian

 

[OTIS]

Coke nasal drip.

 

[Cheeka]

I bet you got it from the rashy BC boy... that rat-bastard!!!
lets kill him jay !

 

[labRat]

so i see that porn you downloaded from the tribe ftp did the job, huh? Good thing you have a whole box there. Which one was it again ... Nasty Boys And Their Toys?

--craig

 

[SlipperyPete]

^^^
hahaha
Jay likes the silky feel of tissues!!! And unlike the sandpaper he normally uses for messy clean ups, Puffs won't abrate his desk and genitals.

 

[deep]

I have an anticholinergic prescription nasal spray that basically shuts off all the machinery associated with drippy noises

So no nose blowing required to even induce raw honkers

But then again I haven't been sick in 8 months hahaha I rule

 

[JayIsBored]

deep, your parents haven't told you that you are a cyborg yet?

 

[deep]

Originally posted by JayIsBored
deep, your parents haven't told you that you are a cyborg yet?

They're not my real parents anyways

 

[joey]

i like the power puff girls...

i have a runny nose but the tissues are downstairs so im just using my shirt...

what?

its laundry day anyways...

 

[Bass-Invader]

http://sourceforge.net/projects/deepti/

now you can have your very own deep.

 

[kat]

poor sick snoots

i have some lovely new get well cards for you

and of course

they're on sale now at st. michael's hospital, only 50¢ so come onn doown to teh victoria wing

byebye
kait

 

[JayIsBored]

lol whines
i feel so much better with that tropical themed card, like a ray of sunshine on this gloomy day

and of course jimmy walker approves of the other one

 

[BreakzBroad]

JAY!!!!!!!! puffs plus rocks the hardboat! I was SO sick for like a month and my nose was so dry and red from using normal kleenex. someone introduced me to puffs plus, and oh boy do i love them! i make excuses to blow my nose now! haha........ I carry a stack in my bag with me all the time. So if ur ever in need........

*jen*

 

[deep]

Originally posted by Bass-Invader
http://sourceforge.net/projects/deepti/

now you can have your very own deep.

bwahahahah that fucking rules

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

In Australia they have scented tissues.

Like eucalyptus, lavender and rose.

As if you could smell it.

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
In Australia they have scented tissues.

Like eucalyptus, lavender and rose.

As if you could smell it.

The ozzies only use them for jerking off anyway.

 

[joey]

my sister bought me g.i.joe klennex for my stocking for christmas..

it was a package of 6 mini packages...

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

So you'd only need the 6 gi joe mini packets that joey's talking about?

 

[deep]

Originally posted by Tearer


The ozzies only use them for jerking off anyway.

Who uses tissue paper? Fucking half a roll of toilet paper over here y0

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by deep


Who uses tissue paper? Fucking half a roll of toilet paper over here y0

...socks....boxers....neighbour's mouth.....whatever's handy.

 

[LivingRoomPornstar]

Originally posted by deep


Who uses tissue paper? Fucking half a square of toilet paper over here y0

half a square??

Well, i guess, just because you ride elephants, it doesn't mean you have any likenesses to them.

Dan

 

[deep]

Originally posted by LivingRoomPornstar


half a square??

single ply