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a tribute...

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by JayIsBored, Apr 2, 2002.

  1. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    ...to the wonder that is Puffs Plus tissues.

    I must have caught some nasty bug from one of the system skanks this weekend. My sinus is flowing like Niagara Falls for I am constantly blowing, wiping away the nasal drip. If i had been using regular kleenex™ my nose would be more raw than houston after her record setting gangbang. Luckily, the mild moisturizing ingredients such as mineral oil, aloe extract and tocopheryl acetate have left my nose feeling quite soft and smooth. Each time i blow my nose it feels like an angel's touch, pure bliss.
    As if the miraculous, tender nature of the tissue wasn't enough...on the bottom of the box the kind folk at Proctor & Gamble have included a tip on reducing the spread of colds amongst your household. Tip #1 - Have everyone in your household wash their hands regularly to help control the spread of germs. Genius i say! And since we live in the age of the innarweb you can visit www.puffs.com for more tips on keeping you and your loved ones healthy.


    © Those In the Nose Use Puffs Plus

    it's almost 5 pm so i can start useless threads now, right?
  2. Cheer Bear

    Cheer Bear TRIBE Member

    Mmmmmm aloe.
  3. SlipperyPete

    SlipperyPete TRIBE Member

    you didn't catch anything from system(s) skanks, but rather from the anthrax I put in your JIB, JIB.
  4. TheLiquidFairy

    TheLiquidFairy TRIBE Member


    Yes PUFFS PLUS are soooo gentle on the nose...*sigh* so soft!

  5. OTIS

    OTIS TRIBE Member

    Coke nasal drip.
  6. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    I bet you got it from the rashy BC boy... that rat-bastard!!!
    lets kill him jay :)!
  7. labRat

    labRat TRIBE Member

    so i see that porn you downloaded from the tribe ftp did the job, huh? Good thing you have a whole box there. Which one was it again ... Nasty Boys And Their Toys?

  8. SlipperyPete

    SlipperyPete TRIBE Member

    Jay likes the silky feel of tissues!!! And unlike the sandpaper he normally uses for messy clean ups, Puffs won't abrate his desk and genitals.
  9. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    I have an anticholinergic prescription nasal spray that basically shuts off all the machinery associated with drippy noises

    So no nose blowing required to even induce raw honkers

    But then again I haven't been sick in 8 months hahaha I rule
  10. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    deep, your parents haven't told you that you are a cyborg yet?
  11. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    They're not my real parents anyways
  12. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    i like the power puff girls...

    i have a runny nose but the tissues are downstairs so im just using my shirt...


    its laundry day anyways...
  13. Bass-Invader

    Bass-Invader TRIBE Member

  14. kat

    kat TRIBE Member

    poor sick snoots

    i have some lovely new get well cards for you


    and of course


    they're on sale now at st. michael's hospital, only 50¢ so come onn doown to teh victoria wing :D

  15. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    lol whines
    i feel so much better with that tropical themed card, like a ray of sunshine on this gloomy day :D

    and of course jimmy walker approves of the other one
  16. BreakzBroad

    BreakzBroad TRIBE Member

    JAY!!!!!!!! puffs plus rocks the hardboat! I was SO sick for like a month and my nose was so dry and red from using normal kleenex. someone introduced me to puffs plus, and oh boy do i love them! i make excuses to blow my nose now! haha........:D I carry a stack in my bag with me all the time. So if ur ever in need........

  17. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

  18. daddyiwantchocolate

    daddyiwantchocolate TRIBE Member

    In Australia they have scented tissues.

    Like eucalyptus, lavender and rose.

    As if you could smell it.
  19. Guest

    Guest Guest

    The ozzies only use them for jerking off anyway.
  20. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    my sister bought me g.i.joe klennex for my stocking for christmas..

    it was a package of 6 mini packages...
  21. daddyiwantchocolate

    daddyiwantchocolate TRIBE Member

    So you'd only need the 6 gi joe mini packets that joey's talking about?
  22. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    Who uses tissue paper? Fucking half a roll of toilet paper over here y0
  23. Guest

    Guest Guest

    ...socks....boxers....neighbour's mouth.....whatever's handy.
  24. LivingRoomPornstar

    LivingRoomPornstar TRIBE Member

    half a square??

    Well, i guess, just because you ride elephants, it doesn't mean you have any likenesses to them.

  25. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    single ply

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