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A poem "I hate computers"

Mike Goodwin

TRIBE Member
I will call this

MATROX Perhelia clashes with the MIGHTY RME HAMMERFALL in the land of ASUS!


Oh to be Free of all these wires that constrain me.
Fixing fixing fixing. Not enough mixing!
When all is well they set me free but today they do nother bot bother me!
FIxing FIxing FIxing. Not enough MIXING!
oh to live a life where all just works but instead it's IRQ's and quarks!
FIXing FIXing FIXing. Not ENOUGH MIXING!
Tech support this tech support that, "no its not our software it's there hardware!"~"no its not our hardware its there crappy software!"
FIXIng FIXIng FIXIng. NOT ENOUGH MIXING!
now at the end of day four and I know nothing more THAN THREE DAYS BEFORE!!!
FIXINg FIXINg FIXINg. NOT ENOUGH MIXING ARRRRR!!!!!
$%#@!%$#!@#!@#!@%^!@#%^!@#!@&#%%$!%%!##@%!@%!#%#!!!
FIXING FIXING FIXING WHY THE FE#$#%#@^ AM IN NOT MIXING!

:mad:

thought some might get a laugh over my insane venting.
 

Mike Goodwin

TRIBE Member
DaPhatConductor said:
*ahem

getamac

*ahem

(i use both and all my tech headaches are with the pc end of things)
Just sold my dual g5. I was just waiting for this exact thing to be said. And suprise it only took a day or so.
 
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vveerrgg

TRIBE Promoter
oh my mpc.
you dance with my 909.
flip a switch and go.


my laptop is loud.
a desktop replacement box.
double the room noise.


i heard a ground hum.
i added it to the mix.
remainders of gear.


thanks for reminding me why i still can't shake my gear
 

Mike Goodwin

TRIBE Member
vveerrgg said:
thanks for reminding me why i still can't shake my gear
hee hee no problem. I could make a poem about all the things I hated about hardware, but that would be counter productive.
 

TheLiquidFairy

TRIBE Member
Mike Goodwin said:
I will call this

MATROX Perhelia clashes with the MIGHTY RME HAMMERFALL in the land of ASUS!


Oh to be Free of all these wires that constrain me.
Fixing fixing fixing. Not enough mixing!
When all is well they set me free but today they do nother bot bother me!
FIxing FIxing FIxing. Not enough MIXING!
oh to live a life where all just works but instead it's IRQ's and quarks!
FIXing FIXing FIXing. Not ENOUGH MIXING!
Tech support this tech support that, "no its not our software it's there hardware!"~"no its not our hardware its there crappy software!"
FIXIng FIXIng FIXIng. NOT ENOUGH MIXING!
now at the end of day four and I know nothing more THAN THREE DAYS BEFORE!!!
FIXINg FIXINg FIXINg. NOT ENOUGH MIXING ARRRRR!!!!!
$%#@!%$#!@#!@#!@%^!@#%^!@#!@&#%%$!%%!##@%!@%!#%#!!!
FIXING FIXING FIXING WHY THE FE#$#%#@^ AM IN NOT MIXING!

:mad:

thought some might get a laugh over my insane venting.
You're on to something there Mike.

Perhaps you should write a musical. A hit it would be.

Reading thatI imagine you singing it aloud, with several men in white shirts with pocket protectors behing you singing the "FIXING FIXING NOT ENOUGH MIXING" part.

MG
 
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