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A person who cleans their ass with water or paper. Who is cleaner?

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exheres

TRIBE Member
If you answer water, then why the fack are their so few bidets!

run with this one finary and 416. :D
 
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416

TRIBE Member
LOL

My opinions concerning Europeans are already a matter of public record. I see no need to expand on them here.
 
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PosTMOd

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Horses' asses are really well designed. They modelled Colgate pump toothpaste things after them...

I wish I had a horse's ass.
 
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Soundstream

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by PosTMOd
Horses' asses are really well designed. They modelled Colgate pump toothpaste things after them...
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I am not sure I believe that. I haven't seen any brown toothpaste.

Cheers ... Ian :)
 
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Cri

TRIBE Member
what about paper AND water :)

<-- has a bidet but does not use it..water sprays out so fast it's scary!
 
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PosTMOd

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Originally posted by Soundstream
I am not sure I believe that. I haven't seen any brown toothpaste.
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But have you ever brushed your teeth with a horse's ass? It's really quite refreshing.
 
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Subsonic Chronic

TRIBE Member
Didn't you get the email forward?

Other uses for a horse's ass:

- You can use it for cleaning up messes left after highway traffic accidents
- If you put a steak in a horse's ass overnight, it will not be there in the morning.
- If you rub a horse's ass on your dirty laundry, you can remove almost any stain instantly.
 
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stir-fry

TRIBE Member
think about it this way..
put some shit on your arm and wipe it off with toilet paper.. would you want to lick the arm afterwards ?
 
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Agatka8

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by stir-fry
think about it this way..
put some shit on your arm and wipe it off with toilet paper.. would you want to lick the arm afterwards ?
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You need to incorporate FA into your routine! :p
 
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PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by stir-fry
think about it this way..
put some shit on your arm and wipe it off with toilet paper.. would you want to lick the arm afterwards ?
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On the other hand, wiping shit on your arm then rinsing it with a stream of water would make you want to slather it in mustard and relish and have a bite?
 
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Cri

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Lil'Timmy
^^^^^^
I accept that challenge!
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you gonna come use my bidet? :eek:

great! maybe we can do dinner after. lol :)

great..i just laughed out loud at the school library..i look like an idiot!
 
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daddyiwantchocolate

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by PosTMOd
On the other hand, wiping shit on your arm then rinsing it with a stream of water would make you want to slather it in mustard and relish and have a bite?
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a) cock or arm?
b) is that person german?
 
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Agatka8

TRIBE Member
fawrap.jpg

it smells good.;)
 
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