With all this chitter chatter about a new holiday, aka prime minister day, I thought I should share this forward from my Dad who thought this was quite funny-the dirty old man I tell ya, shame on him.
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THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I'VE HEARD IN A
LONG TIME
Every 14th of February you get the
chance to display your fondness
for your wife or girlfriend by
showering her with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows and any other baubles
that women find romantic. Every
Valentine's Day you rack your brains
for that one special, unique
gift that will show your wife or
girlfriend that you really love
them more than anything. Now ladies,
I'll let you in on a little
secret.... guys really don't enjoy this
that much. Sure seeing that
smile on your face when we get it right
is priceless, but that smile
is the result of weeks of blood, sweat
and consideration. Another
secret.... guys feel left out. That's
right... left out. There's
no special holiday for the ladies to
show their appreciation for the
men in their life. Men as a whole are
either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been
created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak and
Blowjob Day". Simple,
effective and self-explanatory.... this
holiday has been created so
you ladies finally have a day to show
your man just how much you
love him. No cards, no flowers, no
special nights on the town - the
name of the holiday explains it all....
just a steak and a BJ.
That's it.
Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's
Day and Steak and Blowjob Day
will usher in a new age of love as men
everywhere will try THAT much
harder in February to ensure a more
memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.
The word is already beginning to
spread, but as with any new idea,
it needs a little push to start the
ball rolling. So spread the
word, and help bring love and peace to
this crazy world.
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Discuss
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THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I'VE HEARD IN A
LONG TIME
Every 14th of February you get the
chance to display your fondness
for your wife or girlfriend by
showering her with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows and any other baubles
that women find romantic. Every
Valentine's Day you rack your brains
for that one special, unique
gift that will show your wife or
girlfriend that you really love
them more than anything. Now ladies,
I'll let you in on a little
secret.... guys really don't enjoy this
that much. Sure seeing that
smile on your face when we get it right
is priceless, but that smile
is the result of weeks of blood, sweat
and consideration. Another
secret.... guys feel left out. That's
right... left out. There's
no special holiday for the ladies to
show their appreciation for the
men in their life. Men as a whole are
either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been
created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak and
Blowjob Day". Simple,
effective and self-explanatory.... this
holiday has been created so
you ladies finally have a day to show
your man just how much you
love him. No cards, no flowers, no
special nights on the town - the
name of the holiday explains it all....
just a steak and a BJ.
That's it.
Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's
Day and Steak and Blowjob Day
will usher in a new age of love as men
everywhere will try THAT much
harder in February to ensure a more
memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.
The word is already beginning to
spread, but as with any new idea,
it needs a little push to start the
ball rolling. So spread the
word, and help bring love and peace to
this crazy world.
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Discuss
