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A new holiday for men?

Chris

Well-Known TRIBEr
With all this chitter chatter about a new holiday, aka prime minister day, I thought I should share this forward from my Dad who thought this was quite funny-the dirty old man I tell ya, shame on him.



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THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I'VE HEARD IN A
LONG TIME

Every 14th of February you get the
chance to display your fondness

for your wife or girlfriend by
showering her with gifts, flowers,

dinner, shows and any other baubles
that women find romantic. Every

Valentine's Day you rack your brains
for that one special, unique

gift that will show your wife or
girlfriend that you really love

them more than anything. Now ladies,
I'll let you in on a little

secret.... guys really don't enjoy this
that much. Sure seeing that

smile on your face when we get it right
is priceless, but that smile

is the result of weeks of blood, sweat
and consideration. Another

secret.... guys feel left out. That's
right... left out. There's

no special holiday for the ladies to
show their appreciation for the

men in their life. Men as a whole are
either too proud or just too

embarrassed to admit it.



Which is why a new holiday has been
created.



March 20th is now officially "Steak and
Blowjob Day". Simple,

effective and self-explanatory.... this
holiday has been created so

you ladies finally have a day to show
your man just how much you

love him. No cards, no flowers, no
special nights on the town - the

name of the holiday explains it all....
just a steak and a BJ.

That's it.



Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's
Day and Steak and Blowjob Day

will usher in a new age of love as men
everywhere will try THAT much

harder in February to ensure a more
memorable March! It's like a

perpetual love machine.



The word is already beginning to
spread, but as with any new idea,

it needs a little push to start the
ball rolling. So spread the

word, and help bring love and peace to
this crazy world.

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Discuss:D
 

pr0nstar

TRIBE Member
What do you mean discuss?

Only two weeks left, the bitch better go out and get some nice Filet Mignon :D

pr0nstar
 

Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
First tuesday of everymonth is male pms day.

Whatever you do on the first tuesday of every month simply doesn't count. You were acting on your hormones you were bloated tense whatever, but it doesn't matter what you say or what you do, others around you must forgive you not the other way around :)





Steak and BlowJob day, damn thats a holiday worthy of a work vacation.
 
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