A car-towing question

[Littlest Hobo]

Occasionally I park in the parking lot for the City of Toronto (illegally) buildings department. I’m out of there at 6 am so I don’t inconvenience anyone, although I’m not supposed to park there. Well, this morning my fucking car wouldn’t start. I then call CAA, and they say it’s going to be an hour or so. Fine, whatever. Except that when I’m on the phone the guy who usually parks there blocks me in. And when I go in the building to see what’s up one guy threatens to tow me if it’s there tomorrow (thanks dude, I was thinking the same thing) and then tells me the owner of the blocked car is off premises and won’t be back until noon. I see red and feel murderous rage building up inside me, and pleasantries were exchanged. I absolutely positively had to be at work, so I had to leave.

Since the spot is owned by the City, what ‘mechanism’ is involved in getting my car towed? Can any Joe Blow overpaid office worker call up and say ‘tow that bitch’ or is there the typical civic bureaucracy involved in this? Hopefully it’ll be there come this afternoon.

 

[dj Red Turtle]

You're mad b/c YOU parked in someone elses spot and shit happened to your car? Karma...

 

[Libradragon]

gee turtle, did you wake up on the wrong side of your shell today?

 

[Littlest Hobo]

Originally posted by dj Red Turtle
You're mad b/c YOU parked in someone elses spot and shit happened to your car? Karma...

If you having nothing positive to contribute shut your dumb fucking mouth.

 

[pr0nstar]

If it's a private parking lot, you can be towed for sure.

Especially parking illegally.

pr0nstar

 

[PRIMAL]

Originally posted by Littlest Hobo
If you having nothing positive to contribute shut your dumb fucking mouth.

I didn't realize that only positive comments were allowed to be posted on Tribe.

I must not have received that email.

 

[Littlest Hobo]

Originally posted by pr0nstar
If it's a private parking lot, you can be towed for sure.

Especially parking illegally.

pr0nstar

I totally know this, but I'm curious (since it's the City) who makes the call for the towing. The receptionist? Her boss? The administrator downtown?

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

Avert your eyes children - he may take other forms!

 

[Littlest Hobo]

Originally posted by basic
Avert your eyes children - he may take other forms!

Don't make me come over there.

 

[pr0nstar]

Originally posted by Littlest Hobo
I totally know this, but I'm curious (since it's the City) who makes the call for the towing. The receptionist? Her boss? The administrator downtown?

No it's not!?

If it's private property the owner of the property calls for towing.

If it's a public parking lot, then it'd be the city.

pr0nstar

 

[dj Red Turtle]

Originally posted by Littlest Hobo
If you having nothing positive to contribute shut your dumb fucking mouth.

Hope you get towed tommorow bitch. Plus get a flat on your way back from the pound.

 

[Lurch]

something positive- if its private property you do not have to pay the towing company - refuse to pay the fine - and demand your car back- if they refuse threaten to call the cops. (trust me I know)

if it has anything to do with police, fire, or ticketing then your fucked (as you should be)

 

[fishbulb]

can anyone else feel the sexual tension?

 

[Littlest Hobo]

Originally posted by dj Red Turtle
Hope you get towed tommorow bitch. Plus get a flat on your way back from the pound.

I hope I get that flat near your momma's house. She uses the carjack to get on and off the couch.

 

[The Tesseract]

JUST DON'T DO THIS!!!

 

[dj Red Turtle]

Originally posted by Littlest Hobo
I hope I get that flat near your momma's house. She uses the carjack to get on and off the couch.

Glad you are so kind hearted to give my mom a hand. She'll be pleased to find out that shes the first woman you have contact with in years.

No more ANAL for you. Well at least you won't be on the receiving end anymore.. unless you like that sort of thing... In that case I'll drop off your Dad's double ended dildo.


NO LUBE FOR YOU.

 

[Littlest Hobo]

Originally posted by dj Red Turtle
In that case I'll drop off your Dad's double ended dildo.

You shared a double dildo with my dad? Ew.

 

[dj Red Turtle]

Originally posted by Littlest Hobo
You shared a double dildo with my dad? Ew.

I was video taping him and your sister for an incest website he wanted me make.

 

[bitchass]

Originally posted by The Tesseract
JUST DON'T DO THIS!!!

Hahahahaha

 

[Littlest Hobo]

Originally posted by dj Red Turtle
I'm so stupid

I was mistaken. Your momma's carjack doubles as a speculum.

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

Originally posted by dj Red Turtle
I was video taping him and your sister for an incest website he wanted me make.

This would be impossible.

I smell a lie!

 

[Incrimin8]

Originally posted by Lurch
something positive- if its private property you do not have to pay the towing company - refuse to pay the fine - and demand your car back- if they refuse threaten to call the cops. (trust me I know)

if it has anything to do with police, fire, or ticketing then your fucked (as you should be)

Explain how I wouldn't have to pay if it was on private property???

 

[dj Red Turtle]

Originally posted by Littlest Hobo
I was mistaken. Your momma's carjack doubles as a speculum.

From your personal experience thats what you and your dad must use on each other. Like I said earlier... yay for no lube.

 

[dj Red Turtle]

Originally posted by basic
This would be impossible.

I smell a lie!

Damn... You got me. It was yours and Sunny's...

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

Again lies.

Vince has no sister, nor does Sunny.