241 pizza will kill you!

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i just got my upper lip split open by a crust of 241 pizza. a buddy of mine threw it at me 3' from my face and it split open my lip! i'm really drunk now so this is a really bad thread!

 

[Obey]

bwahahahahaha
ah damn thats funny lol

 

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don't laugh at my pain!

 

[JayIsBored]

krusteriffic

 

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Originally posted by JayIsBored
krusteriffic

i'm sick of your simpsons references!

get a life, it's just a cartoon!

 

[JayIsBored]

ok

 

[afterglow]

Interesting.

 

[Kalemic]

Originally posted by Syntax Error


i'm sick of your simpsons references!

get a life, it's just a cartoon!

Quite the comment from someone stuck in Cosbyland.

 

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Originally posted by JayIsBored
ok

the soundbites are even worse than the references!

shut up! you are the one who is gay!

 

[JayIsBored]

whachu talkin bout lady?

 

[JayIsBored]

i bring you peace and love


ps pretty hippo crate-ical for someone who's location was 123 fake st. innit?

 

[Syntax Error]

Originally posted by Kalemic


Quite the comment from someone stuck in Cosbyland.

do you have a problem with the coz!

cause if you do, me and bill have ways of dealing with people like you!

 

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Originally posted by JayIsBored

i bring you peace and love


ps pretty hippo crate-ical for someone who's location was 123 fake st. innit?

are you stalking me now!

cosbyland all the way!

 

[JayIsBored]

no, i just noticed cause that was my loaction till i saw you also had it

 

[Syntax Error]

i've changed my location twince since then. get with it man!

 

[JayIsBored]

ok it's done

 

[Syntax Error]

twince is not a word! my drunken fingers don't work to well on a laptop!

the fingers you have used to type are too fat! to order a special dialing wand, please mash your palm on the keypad now.

 

[Kalemic]

Originally posted by Syntax Error


do you have a problem with the coz!

cause if you do, me and bill have ways of dealing with people like you!

You're on a pet name basis with Bill?!?! Wow! He would never let me call him the "Coz".

I guess I don't have a problem then, because I always make it a priority to never cause problems with people who others have crushes on. Always causes too many problems, what with jealousy and all.

 

[Syntax Error]

?

 

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i think i might have a permanant scar from this! does anyone think i can sue 241?

 

[JayIsBored]

we will call you stitchface

 

[Kalemic]

Originally posted by Syntax Error
i think i might have a permanant scar from this! does anyone think i can sue 241?

A simple cut on the lip may not be enough, try cutting your entire lips off with the pizza crust. A disfigurement like that may be enough to win you something, and if it doesn't then you at least would a new vocation as a circus freak.

Win, win situation!!!

 

[gazgiz]

hey...i bumped into a capitalist guy (he admitted this) who is on his way to becoming a lawyer. we talked and apparantly u can sue someone for ANYTHING.

he spilt my drink tonight....lil' does he know he's gonna see me in court! i am gonna sue his ass for spilling my drink after last call. that cause me personal suffering and umm...he intereferred with my constitutional right to have a good time. bastard.