1st, 2nd, 3rd base + homerun....definitions.

[Plato]

just wondering what people's definition for 1st, 2nd, 3rd base & homerun are?

and who actually still uses these terms?

p[l]a+0 <--has no def'. and doesnt use passe terms *scof*

 

[Vidman]

why? where'd you go after Rev last night?

 

[Plato]

hahahah very funny mr hardcore

p[l]a+0

 

[Deus]

Tell us how far you got last night, and we'll tell you what it is.

 

[matty]

"Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth? Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off...hoping to God your parents don't walk in?"

"Do you want me to puke?"

"Over the panties, no bra, blouse unbuttoned, Calvin's in a ball on the front seat past eleven on a school night?"

- Bender <- talking about 2nd base in my opinion.

 

[Guest]

I forget the definitions too, it has been a while since I went to highschool.

 

[Guest]

1st base - blow job/head

2nd base - straight up sex

3rd base - anal sex

homerun - brown shower

 

[SUNKIST]

^^haha.
im glad we arent playing by your rules

 

[Guest]

we skipped right to the grand slam

 

[OTIS]

Originally posted by ~dazed~


homerun - brown shower

Does this involve deep somehow?

 

[Vidman]

^^ haha that's funny -- must bump this thread up

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

1st base - Holding hands
2nd base - hand up her shirt
3rd base - hand down her pants
homerun - sex

From the ministry of the classical definition, and no, fuck you for thinking that I'm that old.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[air-bag]

1. whats brown shower?

2. do i really want to know the answer to that question?

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by ~dazed~
1st base - blow job/head

2nd base - straight up sex

3rd base - anal sex

homerun - brown shower

I think you're playing the american league.

From the Ministry of that's gross.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[PosTMOd]

A brown shower is what you get *after* hitting a home run.

You see, the guys get together and play Soggy Biscuit in the changeroom, and then give you the biscuit to eat and the Brown Shower.

The ladies come in afterwards to rinse you down with the Golden Shower. Or, if it's old ladies, it's the Golden Years Golden Shower™.

P.S: Golden Shower = urine play, i.e. watersports
Brown Shower = loose faeces play, i.e. scatsports
Soggy Biscuit = circle jerk onto a cracker

 

[OTIS]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
circle jerk

Now there was a great band...

 

[Plato]

cracker
timo needs help

so we're not alone in thinking that this baseball terminology thing is over passe and dumb then

ok.

p[l]a+0 <--3rd base last night if you must know

 

[Vidman]

^^ did you catch Dreem Teem Presents tonight? good show... the guest DJ was really good... now I dunno what they're blabbin' about.. something about designing swimmin' trunks for Spoony.... they said something about crows pecking at his crotch.. ?? aye

 

[Plato]

sorry mate ah spent the evening listening tae some lounge music yea ken?

p[l]a+0

 

[smile]

1st - kissing, light foreplay (ie: playing with titties over the shirt.
2nd - anything above the belt, baby.
3rd - anything but actual penetration.
home run - figure it out.