I petition for zerog to be made king of the universe.
So a guy walks up to the pharmacy counter and says
"can I get a pack of condoms and some pesticide?"
the chick behind the counter looks at him and says
"Uhh I think you mean spermicide."
and the guys says
"No I mean pesticide my wife's got a bug up her ass and I'm goin in to get that little fucker."