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    Ashton Kutcher Cell Video Blasts "F*cking Jackass Neighbor

    He's been "punking" himself ever since he started fucking his own mother.
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    Ashton Kutcher Cell Video Blasts "F*cking Jackass Neighbor

    Genetic analysis has shown that Demi Moore is Kuntchner's mother... she gave up a baby in her younger years... This of course makes him a... MOTHERFUCKER, literally.
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    Nobody Cares...

    This is on top of the silent/deadly baked beans for breakfast fahts that are emanating from me arse.
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    Nobody Cares...

    I tried to get a librarian to explain why the religion section here is in the non-fiction section.
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    Hep A and B Vaccinations

    I love how people go on and on about how this works... yet they forgo the flu vaccine! Sensible folks, all y'all. If you were consistent, you'd say,"Oh, it's better to lick someone's ass and get the natural immune system function-like you know totally like better than the money-grubbing...
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    Why do former alcoholics drink coffee 24/7?

    Slightly differently substituted methylxanthines.
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    Nobody Cares...

    Donkey Show, darling Donkey Show. Thank you for all the joy and pain. Picture shows, second balcony, was the place we'd meet, second seat, go Dutch treat, you were sweet. Donkey Show, darling Donkey Show. Thank you for walks down lovers lane. I can see, hearts carved on a tree, letters...
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    Nobody Cares...

    We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much baby Why can't you see What you're doing to me When you don't believe a word I say? We can't go on together With suspicious minds And we can't build our dreams On suspicious minds So, if an old friend I know Drops by to say...
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    Why do former alcoholics drink coffee 24/7?

    Because of the physiological difference, a big-brain human cannot in fact be "addicted" to anything. Small brain monkeys easily become "addicted" to caffeine and/or nicotine.
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    Why do former alcoholics drink coffee 24/7?

    The drugs that stupider people get "addicted" to are: nicotine, caffeine, and heroin. Smaller brains can utilize "useless" drugs such as nicotine or caffeine in smaller quantities than can larger, better brains. Physiologically then, it is as though caffeine and nicotine "addicts" are...
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    Why da fuck do Non natives think coming over for dinner makes them native?

    There have been quite a few genetic studies confirming that there are no "full blood" natives... of course, done without consent ;) so you ain't about to hear it in the mainstream.
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    Child Prodigy - Adora Svitak

    These are the same morons who believe that Mozart wrote an opera at age 6, and that Phineas Gage and Helen Keller are THE representations of brain science (instead of gullibility)... FOOOOOOOOLS.
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    Child Prodigy - Adora Svitak

    It's so cute when people believe in such nonsense. Who would have believed that Mich would even start a thread about it? Not I.
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    Nobody Cares...

    Also applies to the term "Canadian": no nuances, just duh. Maybe a little doi, so duhdoi duhdoi, and that's all.
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    Nobody Cares...

    A sad fact of being an idiot: no nuances.
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    Nobody Cares...

    Ever wonder if you have completely non-nuanced senses? Like very basic only, and therefore you cannot discern any subtle differences between, say, dirt and that extremely variable mixture known as "curry"? Like what are your descriptors for smells? Dirt, mould, and cunt?
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    Why da fuck do Non natives think coming over for dinner makes them native?

    The Russkies didn't have the "other noble's" ideas of inbreeding depression (i.e. stupidity) by "keeping it in the family", so they ended up breeding themselves for high fucking intelligence. Just don't tell the "other nobles" how they ended up stupid and gay.
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    Why da fuck do Non natives think coming over for dinner makes them native?

    I faked being the Czar of Russia (faked the supergenius and everything), and then found out I actually am (czar and supergenius). Confusing, really.
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    Why da fuck do Non natives think coming over for dinner makes them native?

    Incidentally, there are no "full blood" natives, and there haven't been for quite a while... their immune systems couldn't handle the shock of all them Euro-diseases, and the ones who didn't mix up their genes (and therefore their immune systems) died off... thus, all mixed up, just like the...
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    Child Prodigy - Adora Svitak

    Now if she designs something once she gets pubic hair, we can have a real kludge.
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