Ok...So I'm Gay, but I Also Like Ugly, Buck-tooth Chicks From My Past

MoFo · 11-24-2003, 10:46 PM

Oh, get over it and just take off your clothes, shut up, and let me and Jeff play.

Rocky · 11-24-2003, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by MoFo
Oh, get over it and just take off your clothes, shut up, and let me and Jeff play.

Bitch

Jeffsus · 11-24-2003, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by Rocky
No homoerotic tendencies here.

"Homoerotic tendencies" is a different beast altogether than whatever you're thinking.

I mean it merely in the sense, that you have the tendency to be considered pretty erotic by a fair number of boys. Seems you got quite a fan club here, anyways.

Naturally, you're too old for me, but it doesn't mean we can't work together.

I can teach you to use that beautiful form of yours, along with some subtle flirting, to milk us both free beers. After all, so long as I was in that dream, I think I deserve some royalties.

You could use me to lure over unsuspecting Justinas. It's called symbiosis.

Mostly we'd get drunk on a remote beach somewhere, laugh at the trials and troubles of work, and other various futilities. Despite my self imposed reprieve, I'd probably even smoke a few cigarettes

-jM
A&D

lok · 11-24-2003, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by Jeffsus
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You could use me to lure over unsuspecting Justinas. It's called symbiosis.
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Justinas hahahaha.

Jeffsus · 11-24-2003, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by Jeffsus
You could use me to lure over unsuspecting Justinas. It's called symbiosis.

Naturally, your GF, if you have one, will hate this idea.

But the GF's always hate this idea, and therefore they invariably hate me.

All I can do is get you laid more often, by hot girls, crazy girls, or whatever the affection of your particular tastes might be that moment. My only reward need be the satisfaction of living vacariously through your newfound pleasures.

-jM
A&D

Rocky · 11-24-2003, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by Rocky
*titties...think titties...tittiestittiestitties*

MoFo · 11-24-2003, 11:15 PM

Less talk, more Rocky nakedness.

Rocky · 11-24-2003, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by Jeffsus
My only reward need be the satisfaction of living vacariously through your newfound pleasures.

-jM
A&D

jaded?

Jeffsus · 11-24-2003, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by Rocky
jaded?

No, exhausted.

-jM
A&D

Lysistrata · 11-25-2003, 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by Jeffsus
Naturally, your GF, if you have one, will hate this idea.

But the GF's always hate this idea, and therefore they invariably hate me.

All I can do is get you laid more often, by hot girls, crazy girls, or whatever the affection of your particular tastes might be that moment. My only reward need be the satisfaction of living vacariously through your newfound pleasures.

-jM
A&D

I beg to differ. Not all GFs will always find such ideas appalling.

Vacarious=vicarious+vacant? That explains a lot...

Rocky · 07-09-2009, 08:58 AM

So, after searching for a specific thread started by me yesterday, I stumbled across this one; and decided to do a Facebook search for Lisa Woods.

The first result came back, Lisa Woods; Hamilton, Ontario. It was her, but her hair was very short (she always had long hair, from what I remember).

I added her as a friend and woke up today to see she accepted my request.

I just checked her profile, and she is married, to Samantha Woods-Stevens. I guess I am not too surprised by this.

Persephone · 07-09-2009, 09:07 AM

This thread has made my morning!

Here's a non-entertaining response. When I have dreams like that, wacked out, really weird dreams about things or people that I didn't even think about that day, it usually means that I'm stressed. Really stressed.

Bumbaclat · 07-09-2009, 09:59 AM

Tribe was funnier in 2003.

Lysistrata · 07-09-2009, 10:21 AM

i miss Jeffsus' stories.

ila · 07-09-2009, 10:47 AM

I think people are reluctant to post new threads because every thread posted gets immediately timelined, shot down by some douchey asswad or tagged as "nobody cares," "useless" or "breathing lessons."

Everyone needs to relax with telling every thread that it sucks too much to exist.

AshG · 07-09-2009, 10:50 AM

i'd like to hear more tales from ian.
his 2003 flair is intriguing, to this day!

kyfe · 07-09-2009, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ila

I think people are reluctant to post new threads because every thread posted gets immediately timelined, shot down by some douchey asswad or tagged as "nobody cares," "useless" or "breathing lessons."

Everyone needs to relax with telling every thread that it sucks too much to exist.

you know it's flashy, diablo and boss hog, right

On as side note, I met Rocky last week so he does exist

Syntax Error · 07-09-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Bumbaclat

Tribe was funnier in 2003.

agreed. people were actually funny rather than having a bunch of try-hards going for laughs by repeating tired memes and hiding behind tags.

guysmiley · 07-09-2009, 11:13 AM

Jeffsus, you're the kind of person I want on my side when the revolution comes.

Bass-Invader · 07-09-2009, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Syntax Error

agreed. people were actually funny rather than having a bunch of try-hards going for laughs by repeating tired memes and hiding behind tags.

whatever man.

EffinHard · 07-09-2009, 11:27 AM

I thought this was a new post and then I saw the Tesseract...
jesus shit I was like whoa.

Spinsah · 07-09-2009, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by EffinHard

I thought this was a new post and then I saw the Tesseract...
jesus shit I was like whoa.

What happened to that guy?

Bass-Invader · 07-09-2009, 11:32 AM

he's trapped in the 4th dimension.

zoo · 07-09-2009, 12:14 PM

The Tesseract left Tribe but is still alive and well in the "electronic music/art/party scene." He's friends with some of my friends, so I see him in pics on Facebook often.

basilisk · 07-09-2009, 01:44 PM

Jos is doing well. He's grown up (like a lot of us) and takes better photos than I do.

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11-24-2003, 10:46 PM	#26
MoFo TRIBE Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Hugging Danny Tanner! Posts: 64,050	Oh, get over it and just take off your clothes, shut up, and let me and Jeff play.

11-24-2003, 11:15 PM	#32
MoFo TRIBE Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Hugging Danny Tanner! Posts: 64,050	Less talk, more Rocky nakedness.

07-09-2009, 08:58 AM	#36
Rocky TRIBE Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hamilton, ON, Canada / Taipei, Taiwan, R.O.C. Posts: 3,255	So, after searching for a specific thread started by me yesterday, I stumbled across this one; and decided to do a Facebook search for Lisa Woods. The first result came back, Lisa Woods; Hamilton, Ontario. It was her, but her hair was very short (she always had long hair, from what I remember). I added her as a friend and woke up today to see she accepted my request. I just checked her profile, and she is married, to Samantha Woods-Stevens. I guess I am not too surprised by this.

07-09-2009, 09:07 AM	#37
Persephone TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: wasting time on Facebook Posts: 4,410	This thread has made my morning! Here's a non-entertaining response. When I have dreams like that, wacked out, really weird dreams about things or people that I didn't even think about that day, it usually means that I'm stressed. Really stressed.

07-09-2009, 09:59 AM	#38
Bumbaclat TRIBE Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: the barn I was raised in Posts: 13,250	Tribe was funnier in 2003.

07-09-2009, 10:21 AM	#39
Lysistrata Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 28,243	i miss Jeffsus' stories.

07-09-2009, 10:47 AM	#40
ila TRIBE Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 9,566	I think people are reluctant to post new threads because every thread posted gets immediately timelined, shot down by some douchey asswad or tagged as "nobody cares," "useless" or "breathing lessons." Everyone needs to relax with telling every thread that it sucks too much to exist.

07-09-2009, 10:50 AM	#41
AshG TRIBE Promoter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: with my head in the sand Posts: 11,567	i'd like to hear more tales from ian. his 2003 flair is intriguing, to this day!

07-09-2009, 11:13 AM	#44
guysmiley Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: 106 miles to Chicago Posts: 557	Jeffsus, you're the kind of person I want on my side when the revolution comes.

07-09-2009, 11:27 AM	#46
EffinHard TRIBE Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In the Merde... Posts: 6,524	I thought this was a new post and then I saw the Tesseract... jesus shit I was like whoa.

07-09-2009, 11:32 AM	#48
Bass-Invader TRIBE Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In front of my computer Posts: 23,659	he's trapped in the 4th dimension.

07-09-2009, 12:14 PM	#49
zoo TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: putting swords in scabbards Posts: 33,237	The Tesseract left Tribe but is still alive and well in the "electronic music/art/party scene." He's friends with some of my friends, so I see him in pics on Facebook often.

07-09-2009, 01:44 PM	#50
basilisk TRIBE Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hasn't read the bill. :( Posts: 4,215	Jos is doing well. He's grown up (like a lot of us) and takes better photos than I do.