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Old 03-08-2002, 10:28 AM   #1
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Things all bad parents should teach their children.

Always look directly into the eyes of someone you are lying to. It confounds the instinctual physical sense of deception.

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I wish my parents were grifters.
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Old 03-08-2002, 12:09 PM   #2
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if any one strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also
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Old 03-08-2002, 01:38 PM   #3
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Actually, they should teach them to look at one eyebrow of the person to whom their lying. No tell-tale "eye wiggle", and it only *looks* like you're making eye contact.
- Greg <-- not lying
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To chew with your mouth open and to never wear deoderant!
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Old 03-08-2002, 01:48 PM   #5
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"wear deodorant"... lol....sounds soo weird


"whoa this deodorant looks good on you!!"

"Im going to strap on a deodorant"

"hey i just dropped some deodorant"

"drink some deodorant before going out!"

"my cat's breath smells like deodorant"

etc etc
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