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Old 06-23-2003, 07:22 PM   #1
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Can they tell the difference between Male and female urine

I need to do a urine sample tommorow but i will fail this test if i do and lose out on 700 quid. so i asked my flatmate to donate some pee pee. But can they tell the differnce between male and female urine?


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Old 06-23-2003, 07:23 PM   #2
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chemical testing, yes

taste test, no
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Old 06-23-2003, 07:24 PM   #3
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just tell them you had an operation a few years back.
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ohh..my ovaries.
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Old 06-23-2003, 07:27 PM   #5
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chemical testing, yes

taste test, no
right what if they do one before the other?
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Old 06-23-2003, 07:30 PM   #6
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I think they can detect the amount of estrogen in urine.
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Old 06-23-2003, 07:32 PM   #7
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is there anything i can do to my pee to get rid of THC? it has been about 10 days since i last smoked.


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right what if they do one before the other?
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Bet the lab researcher you'll take a swig of the piss for 700 quid

If you fail the test, you get the 700 quid regardless

If you pass the test, you get 1400 quid

And it goes without saying that we expect a photoessay from you
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Old 06-23-2003, 07:33 PM   #9
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what if i put some soap in it ?? or like rubbed it all over my body and then put it back in the plastic bottle
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Bet the lab researcher you'll take a swig of the piss for 700 quid

If you fail the test, you get the 700 quid regardless

If you pass the test, you get 1400 quid

And it goes without saying that we expect a photoessay from you
nice one
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Old 06-23-2003, 07:35 PM   #11
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what if i put some soap in it ?? or like rubbed it all over my body and then put it back in the plastic bottle
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you want to rub urine all over your body because..?
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lol @ taste test
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Old 06-23-2003, 07:40 PM   #13
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you want to rub urine all over your body because..?
Nothing like a rubbing your body with your own urine to start your day, mate. You should try it some time.

why do you think women have such nice skin and spend all that time in the toliet. They are not reading the newspaper thats for sure

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Old 06-23-2003, 07:45 PM   #14
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the only real chance you have is to drink lots of water, eat lots of fruits like watermelon while your at it.

The more you piss, the more you will clean out your system. Beyond that, rubbing soap, ketchup or relish on you, or placing it in your piss will only raise suspision.
It all depends on what they are testing for, they may not be testing for THC, or they might.

Goodluck.
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Old 06-23-2003, 07:52 PM   #15
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Male urine smells soooooooooo bad! Yuck! There is for sure a difference.
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Male urine smells soooooooooo bad! Yuck! There is for sure a difference.
yeah and your shit doesn't stink
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Old 06-23-2003, 07:58 PM   #17
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Nothing like a rubbing your body with your own urine to start your day, mate. You should try it some time.

why do you think women have such nice skin and spend all that time in the toliet. They are not reading the newspaper thats for sure

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Old 06-23-2003, 08:39 PM   #18
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maybe you shouldn't do drugs before blood & urine tests that you knew about in advance
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Old 06-23-2003, 08:49 PM   #19
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is there anything i can do to my pee to get rid of THC? it has been about 10 days since i last smoked.


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get a guy friend to piss in a cup for you and not a female friend ?
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you should do enough drugs to kill a small horse, the chemicals in your body will be so out of whack that they will think there is something wrong with the test
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lol @ taste test
Dumb And Dumber hahahahhahA...

DAve..
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Old 06-23-2003, 10:15 PM   #22
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you should do enough drugs to kill a small horse, the chemicals in your body will be so out of whack that they will think there is something wrong with the test
To add to this, bring weed and a grinder in with you. Grind up the weed, and drop it in the sample.
You won't pass the test, but it will be funny. Almost as important.
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