Quantcast
Ninjas - TRIBE MAGAZINE
TRIBE MAGAZINE
Home Event Listings Advertise TRIBE logos Subscribe to TRIBE feed About

Go Back   TRIBE MAGAZINE > TRIBE BOARD > TRIBE Main Forum

Ninjas

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-22-2002, 01:15 AM   #1
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: on the sun
Posts: 6,376
Ninjas

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
SlipperyPete is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:16 AM   #2
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2000
Posts: 33,995
R4V4G3D_SKU11S is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:18 AM   #3
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Waterloo
Posts: 700
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Dear Stupid idiots,

A lot of you have been signing my guest book and saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some “code of honor”, just because you read Ching Chong’s guide to ninjas and codes and stuff. Yeah right! You shouldn’t believe everything you read. If by “code of honor”, you mean “code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet”, then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads", then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. </font>


-=Nub=-
Nub! is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:19 AM   #4
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: booyakastan
Posts: 6,645
Snake-Eyes was ALWAYS my favorite G.I.Joe.

Although judging from that picture Sunny will be all over this thread in no time.
Gunark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:27 AM   #5
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Carpe testes e yazz floote.
Posts: 47,794
hahahahhahaha

From the Ministry of brilliant screenplays.

Prime Minister Highsteppa
el presidente Highsteppa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:28 AM   #6
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: on the sun
Posts: 6,376
yeah, the scripts are wicked. I like the careful plot development, the attention to detail, and the massive amounts of flipping out a guitar wailing
SlipperyPete is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:29 AM   #7
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: In front of my computer
Posts: 24,622

did someone call me?
Bass-Invader is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:34 AM   #8
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Die Hamburgring
Posts: 58,250
that is some funny shit

deep is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:38 AM   #9
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Carpe testes e yazz floote.
Posts: 47,794
I am now posting on their message board.

From the Ministry of INVASION!!!!!!!

Prime Minister Highsteppa
el presidente Highsteppa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:44 AM   #10
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: barbershop pole factory
Posts: 21,273
*watches james run off alone to raise arms against a group of deadly ninjas only to be decapitated mere moments later*

*points and laughs*
JayIsBored is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:45 AM   #11
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Toronto
Posts: 6,192
air-bag is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:46 AM   #12
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: on the sun
Posts: 6,376
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa:
I am now posting on their message board.

</font>
yeah dude, be careful. Ninjas flip out on people for no reason.
SlipperyPete is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:48 AM   #13
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Carpe testes e yazz floote.
Posts: 47,794
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SlipperyPete:
yeah dude, be careful. Ninjas flip out on people for no reason.</font>
I'm wearing my cup

and I'm wearing a turtleneck

From the Ministry of taking precautions.

Prime Minister Highsteppa
el presidente Highsteppa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:50 AM   #14
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: i like cats
Posts: 15,282
ya james

if there is one thing i wouldnt do that is piss off ninjas
joey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 02:07 AM   #15
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Toronto
Posts: 6,192
air-bag is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 02:08 AM   #16
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Toronto
Posts: 6,192
air-bag is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 03:04 AM   #17
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: planet, earth
Posts: 3,677
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SlipperyPete:
Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
</font>
LOL
this is so wrong.

mystique0217 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 03:11 AM   #18
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: among the thugs
Posts: 7,784
. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO
Preroller is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 03:13 AM   #19
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Die Hamburgring
Posts: 58,250
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mystique0217:
LOL
this is so wrong.

</font>
You mean I can't believe everything on the internet??????!!!!
deep is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 03:15 AM   #20
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: among the thugs
Posts: 7,784
Name: Okambai (Homepage)
Country: Japan Date: Tue Jan 22 06:05:37 2002
Comment: We ninjas are a peaceful people who do not flip out, but rather, since the end our ancient violent days, have conformed to mainstream society. Our people do not appreciate the mocking of our culture or reference to our "biggest blackest boner[s] alive." We would appreciate a link on your page to an actual historical site about ninjas. These, having conformed to mainstream society, many of us work a lawyers, teachers and choir boys (no molestation humor please). Please do not exploit our ferociou

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Name: jason kelly (Homepage)
Country: zoltan Date: Tue Jan 22 05:58:50 2002
Comment: How does poop stay together you ask? In humans, soft poop is really one long, mostly continuous sausage before it comes out. It gets its "link" look because we tend to pinch off lengths of it with the anal sphincter as the poop emerges. If a person pinches hard enough, the poop separates into several turd units. If the person doesn't pinch that hard, the turds may stay connected. If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Name: Frank "impact" Ninja (Homepage)
Country: Ecuador Date: Tue Jan 22 05:58:28 2002
Comment: This site rules everything except produce websites. I was hiking in my local village yesterday and i saw a totally bad ass ninja kill this guy that looked like chuck norris, (although there was no positive id), and he totally went nuts on him. He chopped off all his fingers and toes and shoved them in his balloon knot, and then he kicked him in the ankle. It ruled.
much love to all the sweet ninja followers

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Name: ninjas suck (Homepage)
Country: use Date: Tue Jan 22 05:54:43 2002
Comment: ninjas suck, u r a dumb loser who will never get any play.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Name: d s (Homepage)
Country: canada Date: Tue Jan 22 05:53:12 2002
Comment: fuck man, wicked. there are fuckin ninjas around everywhere here. im always having to bob n weave through piles of them on the way to the kitchen, the bus stop everywhere, as a matter of fact fuck here they covhsdlhvckgbhxfgngf

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Name: nade.one (Homepage)
Country: Canada Date: Tue Jan 22 05:45:34 2002
Comment: man, you're site is totally sweet. you should make sister sites about midgets and have fan-fics about ninjas flipping out and wailing on guitars with midgets that pop like fifty boners and have lasers and everything... ROCK ON BUDDY!!!


OMFG

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
DAVE
Preroller is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 03:15 AM   #21
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Carpe testes e yazz floote.
Posts: 47,794
From the Message board:

Name: Michaelangelo(Ninja Turtle!!)
Subject: Ninja Training
Mon, Jan 21 2002 at 9:59 pm
[ Email Msg | Invite ]
Message:
I could wail so hard on everyone's ass. I've been training ninja style like straight from the cradle. When I was 2 feet tall, Michaelangelo(ninja turtle) was my hero. I became expert gosu nun chuck user. One time I totally flipped out cus my cat wanted food and threw my nun chucks at its head. They wrapped around it and just kept spinning till they sawed off its head. Then I drank all it's blood and gained its agility and reflexes. When I was 3 feet tall, I threw a star at a bird and totally chopped it head off. I drank its blood and learned to fly. If anyone wants to dual, I'm waiting.
There can be only one with the ULTIMATE POWER!!!
--Michaelangelo

hahahahaahaha

From the Ministry of too fucking funny

Prime Minister Highsteppa
el presidente Highsteppa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 03:22 AM   #22
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: it's good to be a Sunkist
Posts: 12,280
girl ninjas are good...especially Shi




SUNKIST is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:39 PM   #23
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: on the sun
Posts: 6,376
a *bump* so the 9-5'ers can enjoy the awesomeness
SlipperyPete is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:50 PM   #24
Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 654
american ninja!


-ron!
da MiGHTy pLUm! is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2002, 01:52 PM   #25
TRIBE Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In front of a Computer.
Posts: 9,433
that site is so sweet I wasnt to crap my pants!
poker face is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:52 PM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0

Who owns what on TRIBE® | TRIBE® Policy Statements | Monetize your forum with FORUMCAST
Mindful Movement Centre : Pilates, Yoga, and Budokon | Treasure Hunting Finds on Etsy | TORONTO EVENTS GUIDE: TRIBE Event Listings!



© 1993 - 2015 TRIBE COMMUNICATIONS INC.