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Old 01-19-2002, 11:57 PM   #26
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"did you just say something about the holocaust??"

"yes,but it was in regards to this amazing pasta maker!"

very funny skit!
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Old 01-19-2002, 11:59 PM   #27
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You likea the juice, ah?

The juice is good, ah?

I get you more juice.
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Old 01-20-2002, 12:02 AM   #28
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...van down by the river..

and so on
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Old 01-20-2002, 12:25 AM   #29
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Christopher Walken interviewing a cenetaur.

"it was a horse!!"
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Old 01-20-2002, 12:29 AM   #30
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"...ooh, we love your schwetty balls..."

Good times.
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Old 01-20-2002, 12:30 AM   #31
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coffee talk
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Old 01-20-2002, 01:13 AM   #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by quantumdj:
"...ooh, we love your schwetty balls..."

Good times.
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"My mouth's watering just thinking about those balls."
"It's been years since I've seen... any balls."
"Would you like to see my balls now?"
"Yeah, whip 'em out."
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Old 01-20-2002, 01:16 AM   #33
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lol!
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Old 01-20-2002, 01:16 AM   #34
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Spartan Spirit kills me every time. Does anyone know where I can get the skits on mp3 or even pictures of them?

"Your mama! Your daddy!
Your greasy granny got a hole in her panty!
Got a big behind like Frankenstein!
It's Spartan! Say wha?
It's Spartan! Say wha?
We are the Spartan Spirit and we're here to take you out.
Cuz we are a bad mutha - shout yo' mouth."
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Old 01-20-2002, 01:20 AM   #35
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by quantumdj:
lol!</font>
"Look at that Terry, the way the glisten."
"Can I touch your balls?"
"Go ahead but be careful."
"Wow. I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball."
"Mmm, I like the way your balls smell..."

"They're made from a secret Schweaty family recipe. No can resist my Schweaty balls."
"Nothin' like a Schweaty ball."
"Schweaty ball."
"Good times."
"Good times."
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Old 01-20-2002, 01:21 AM   #36
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SIMMA plus DOWN plus NA = Simma down na! So simma down na!
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Old 01-20-2002, 01:24 AM   #37
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The Chris Farley skit where they switched his coffee with decaf and he goes on a rampage in the restaurant, finally being brought down by multiple frying pan blows to the head.

The set-up, delivery, and finish were as perfect as SNL gets. The whole strange foreign documentary way they did it was brilliant.

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Old 01-20-2002, 01:24 AM   #38
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I have most of these recorded on my computer ...

- "Carsenio"

- Classroom scene where Jerry Seinfeld says "Who in the movie was Indiana Jones fighting, besides the snakes" ... and Chris Farley has his hand up ... and then slowly lowers it when he says "besides the snakes"

- The "People's Court" skit with the Devil

There are lots more, but those are ones that come to mind ... gonna go watch them, hehe.

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Old 01-20-2002, 03:18 AM   #39
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Corn Chip.

Nail Clip.



Perhaps not the funniest, but the line I quote most often.

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Old 01-20-2002, 01:02 PM   #40
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bitchass:
the men's competitive synchronised swim team extended skit with Martin Short. its deadpanned perfectly - classic.

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"I'm not that STRONG a swimmer"

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Old 01-20-2002, 05:25 PM   #41
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Magnolia Fan:
mike myers chained to the jungle gym after eating chocolate.. don't know what the skit was called... but it was damn funny...

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YES! thats the one with nicole kidman right? too too funny.
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Old 01-20-2002, 07:03 PM   #42
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by French Disco Girl:
my fav is the nude beach one with the penis song </font>
Penis, Penis, Penis, Penis, Penis in our song.

Penis, Penis, Penis, Penis, Penis all day long. LOL! Fucking hilarious!

My fave's

Chris Farely when he plays Matt Foley - motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the river.

One where it's a tv ad for a new and improved trap door.

Patrick Swayze + Chris Farely doing Chip n Dale dancer auditions.

Massive Head Wound Harry.
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
That's all I can think of...
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Old 01-20-2002, 07:24 PM   #43
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Old 01-20-2002, 07:39 PM   #44
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also when they had the mr rogers type kids show and each kid had a letter on their shirts that would have spelled out FUCK but it gets cut off everytime just before they finish
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Old 01-20-2002, 07:53 PM   #45
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The "All Drug Olympics" skit is my personal fav.

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Old 01-20-2002, 08:00 PM   #46
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That skit where Will Ferrel and that chick (his cheerleading partner) are doing the morning show. So funny. Those two were made for each other.
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Old 01-20-2002, 09:08 PM   #47
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bitchass:
the men's competitive synchronised swim team extended skit with Martin Short. its deadpanned perfectly - classic.

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Wasn't that SCTV?

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Old 01-20-2002, 09:20 PM   #48
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Che:
That skit where Will Ferrel and that chick (his cheerleading partner) are doing the morning show. So funny. Those two were made for each other.</font>
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Old 01-20-2002, 09:47 PM   #49
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der lachen berserch or something
a german childrens show that was so warped
nickolodean had to apologize at the end and pay people off to not sue
it was great...ah...

p[l]a+0
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Old 01-20-2002, 09:52 PM   #50
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oooh....more...
goth talk
celebrity jeopardy
morning latte (where they maake fun of regis & kathy lee)
opera man
damn...what else...

p[l]a+0
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