Jeffsus

[NemIsis]

No, he seems real. I remember a couple of people saying they had met him. This was 5 years ago. He's posted a few pics in the past too.

[newstyle666]

Originally Posted by deveator

What about faking a Wikipedia page? Is that a crime?

It was never a fake Wikipedia page. I created it using independently verified facts reported by reputable media sources. The part about my involvement with his daughter was unrelated and subsequently deleted. The core is still on Wikipedia in many languages at Zhang Jigang - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[deveator]

Whatev. How's your marriage?

[Jeffsus]

Thank you guys for sticking up,

I did ask Alex to delete that other thread, well, actually just one post,

But this person continues to refer to it.

Do not re-post a thread or post that has been deleted.

I'm just a nice person with a sense of humour, this guy is creeping me out though. He's gaybashing me, calling my parents, somehow he found their number, calling my work, please kindly just leave me alone.

Jeff

[Jeffsus]

Originally Posted by peko

You know it's a crime to harass vulnerable people on and offline?

Thank you, Peko, for your having pitched for me. I honestly do appreciate it.

I respond, however, to your words, to make it very clear, that I am NOT "vulnerable".

Your point and opinion are completely valid, as is this sledge hammer.

-jM
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[deveator]

Originally Posted by Jeffsus

this guy is creeping me out though. He's gaybashing me, calling my parents, somehow he found their number, calling my work, please kindly just leave me alone.

Jeff

Are you serious? What a retard. what do you do to him?

[Jeffsus]

Originally Posted by newstyle666

I wonder if Kitchener Police should be informed of Mr. "Jeffsus's" alleged shooting of a man in the neck.

Haha, you stupid fucking idiot, you got three things wrong.

1) There is no "alleged" anything, he was shot properly.

2) He also was not a man, he was CHAD. BEAUTIFUL Chad.

3) And not in his neck, his throat.

Gosh.

-jM
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[deveator]

Jeff!!! Take this down!!! It's evidence!!!!!

[SneakyPete]

You should invite him to one of your parties, he obviously is feeling a little left out.

[Jeffsus]

Ok I'm all relaxed now.

Me and my roommate were trying to figure which restaurant we can go to from which we haven't already been kicked out.

Stupid face, what's his name,

So we decided on a place, but just then, he made me put handcuffs on him.

Seriously?

That did actually happen.

I guess I feel a bit better cause I also used this sledge hammer to smash all the beer bottles.

Yeah, so everything is fine now.

Well to be honest it looks like I only managed to smash 7 beer bottles.

DEVEATOR! I'm gonna be in Toronto next weekend

ok im feeling better now. Honestly, trying to find a restaurant that hasn't kicked me out already....

ah.... i'll find one.....

Jeff

[newstyle666]

For the record,

I have never, ever "gaybashed" any person in my life. Furthermore I have never "called" Jeffsus at his home / work and given that I live outside of North America have no interest other than concern for society at large due to his activities.. Comitting illegal and dangerous acts of violence - if true - is frankly no laughing matter. Luckily Jeffsus left a huge trail of online evidence for correct authorities to decipher.

[NemIsis]

newstyle666 - Tribe's very own Jason Russell.

[deveator]

Originally Posted by Jeffsus

DEVEATOR! I'm gonna be in Toronto next weekend



Jeff

You wanna take me out for an expensive dinner?

[Jeffsus]

Ah there's no evidence against me. The whole incident would be a bit funnier if it weren't so stupid. He took his shirt off, he put a helmet on, and he asked to be shot. And remember, it's just a BB gun. Also it wasn't me who did the shooting, I wasn't even in the room when it happened. So, please remember that while there's some truth in everything I'm saying, it's way exaggerated. For entertainment purposes. Which I think I've said consistently.

The only thing he was worried about, which shouldn't have been too surprising, was that a BB got stuck in his skin. So I gave him some taxi cash to get it checked out/removed, because obviously no one was driving. And so he left, and that was it. Stupid, yes. Funny, debatable. Dangerous? No.

-jM
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[xtcfreak]

I had a BB stuck in my leg and I used a butter knife to slide it back out the hole.

Fun times

Jay

[assassaint]

Originally Posted by Jeffsus

He's gaybashing me, calling my parents, somehow he found their number, calling my work, please kindly just leave me alone.

wow !!!

[Spinsah]

Originally Posted by newstyle666

I have never, ever "gaybashed" any person in my life. Furthermore I have never "called" Jeffsus at his home / work and given that I live outside of North America have no interest other than concern for society at large due to his activities.. Comitting illegal and dangerous acts of violence - if true - is frankly no laughing matter.

So brave. So very brave. Dare I say, "hero"?

How are those suits of yours standing up to all that rigorous plane travel, brah?

[AlyG]

Originally Posted by peko

You know it's a crime to harass vulnerable people on and offline? Not to mention a violation of Human Rights codes?

Apparently.

[acheron]

it is SO hard to take any of this seriously

[Dialog]

Originally Posted by acheron

it is SO hard to take any of this seriously

qft

[Jeffsus]

On a related note, our brave (wo)men in blue spent a few overtime hours questioning him about how he got shot.

Oh, pretty easy to sit around the hospital Tim Horton's, wait for some pseudo-gun injury hot guy to walk in of his own accord, and then harass him to get details of what happened. Luckily he's a libertarian and said about as much as I would.

Oh but if your ear and eyebrow are kicked off and the "perp" is positively identified by at least four people, well, the (wo)men in blue don't have time for that.

But they do have time to ask for $145million in more budgets because they're "understaffed".

If I sent four to six people at a time to do my job, yeah, my company would be understaffed too.

I'm not sure how they do the math, but it seems to me like this:

2 cops to a car.

We need two people to talk to "me".
We also then need two cops to search the house, without a warrant or permission of course, they just assume they can do whatever they want. And they do.
Then you also need two cops to watch the cop cars that are parked outside.

So you need six people and three cop cars to walk all over someone's rights and then threaten them with bullshit "obstruction of justice" if you don't tell them what they want to hear.

This is right here in YOUR Canada, folks.

Toronto cops probably have more important things to deal with and truth be told every, well almost every, encounter with them has been reasonable.

But Kitchener cops? They're like Grade 6 crossing guards with a gun.

-jM
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[Jeffsus]

And Deveator, yes I will take you out to dinner.

-jM
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[deveator]

Where are we going?

[Jeffsus]

I guess this isn't really funny.

But I found a highly intelligent, beautiful straight boy, looks exactly like Taylor Lautner. Not the point.

me> "Hey I need a roommate."
beautiful> "Yeah that's an awesome deal I'm IN."

This caused friction with my existing roommate; I think he got used to the rich lifestyle without having to pay for it. Or work. I work. I work a lot.

I was kindly ready to have new roommate and existing roommate coexist and thought there would be no problems. I'm not a socio-economic snob.

OH but what a failure that assumption was. (<- that sentence is ugly)

The basic fact is that rich people and poor people cannot get along. Despite my overarching attempts.,

I am not a snob.,

There is a reason why rich people have money and a reason why poor people are broke.

-jM
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[Jeffsus]

Originally Posted by newstyle666

...police need to investigate something like this. ...

Oh don't worry, my fine friend. I am very well acquainted with the police around here. We both know each other by name.

Difference is, there's one of me, there's many of them.

-jM
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