6 Degrees of Seperation OR How Many People Have You Slept With

Wiseman · 09-28-2009, 12:38 PM

This needs to be a facebook application where you enter in the names of all the people you have slept with, and as they enter in their names your number goes up.

acheron · 09-28-2009, 12:41 PM

Wow that would be just about the most privacy destroying FB app ever.

I think I rang up about 3.5 million or so.

kaniz · 09-28-2009, 12:43 PM

Perhaps I have too broad of a definition of sex, but generally speaking

- If its contact in a sexual nature with the intent to cause gratification, then it's sex.

Even if there is no penetration. If all it was is someone chewing your nipples until you climaxed without them touching your bits - that's sex.

I still don't get the idea of "oral sex not counting as sex". To me, trying to disqualify oral-sex from being sex seems like an attempt to self-justify at not being as big of a slut as you'd care to admit.

"Sure, I blew the entire football team at the home-coming kegger, but I'm not that much of a slut - it wasn't actually sex"

Wiseman · 09-28-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by acheron

Wow that would be just about the most privacy destroying FB app ever.

I think I rang up about 3.5 million or so.

It would only work if it was anonymous so that your entries weren't posted publicly.

erika · 09-28-2009, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by kaniz

Perhaps I have too broad of a definition of sex, but generally speaking

- If its contact in a sexual nature with the intent to cause gratification, then it's sex.

Even if there is no penetration. If all it was is someone chewing your nipples until you climaxed without them touching your bits - that's sex.

I still don't get the idea of "oral sex not counting as sex". To me, trying to disqualify oral-sex from being sex seems like an attempt to self-justify at not being as big of a slut as you'd care to admit.

"Sure, I blew the entire football team at the home-coming kegger, but I'm not that much of a slut - it wasn't actually sex"

Agreed.

LivingRoomPornstar · 09-28-2009, 01:48 PM

I've apparently slept with the entire human race.

lok · 09-28-2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by LivingRoomPornstar

I've apparently slept with the entire human race.

Explains everything.

Persephone · 09-28-2009, 03:27 PM

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

MoFo · 09-29-2009, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Lysistrata

that definition is useless. by that definition i never had sex with the girlfriend i had for a year and a half.

Right.

So the calculator should be changed to "how many guys I've blown."

keld · 09-29-2009, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by kaniz

I still don't get the idea of "oral sex not counting as sex".

nice, including oral ups my numbers to a more respectable count

i guess technically speaking, oral without is more intimate than penetration with protection

Lysistrata · 09-29-2009, 03:24 PM

i suppose that depends on how you feel about intimate - or how you feel about the specific situations.

getting a gander at that matrix is probably the only thing on my own personal bucket list.

erika · 09-29-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lok

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also

I have a working matrix. Doing a cool HTML flow chart port so everyone can easily navigate through the sluttiness. I must say it looks kind of beautiful.

Ditto

And I would love to see this infamous matrix!

Stan · 09-29-2009, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by acheron

I think I rang up about 3.5 million or so.

You've fucked the ENTIRE population of Toronto!!!

You sick, sick bastard.

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09-28-2009, 12:38 PM	#51
Wiseman TRIBE Promoter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Picture this we were both buck naked Posts: 17,929	This needs to be a facebook application where you enter in the names of all the people you have slept with, and as they enter in their names your number goes up.

09-28-2009, 12:41 PM	#52
acheron TRIBE Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Aisle 7 Posts: 18,235	Wow that would be just about the most privacy destroying FB app ever. I think I rang up about 3.5 million or so.

09-28-2009, 12:43 PM	#53
kaniz TRIBE Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: ~/ Posts: 9,900	Perhaps I have too broad of a definition of sex, but generally speaking - If its contact in a sexual nature with the intent to cause gratification, then it's sex. Even if there is no penetration. If all it was is someone chewing your nipples until you climaxed without them touching your bits - that's sex. I still don't get the idea of "oral sex not counting as sex". To me, trying to disqualify oral-sex from being sex seems like an attempt to self-justify at not being as big of a slut as you'd care to admit. "Sure, I blew the entire football team at the home-coming kegger, but I'm not that much of a slut - it wasn't actually sex"

09-28-2009, 01:48 PM	#56
LivingRoomPornstar TRIBE Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: surrounded by assholes and I ain't found sheeeit Posts: 12,941	I've apparently slept with the entire human race.

09-28-2009, 03:27 PM	#58
Persephone TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: wasting time on Facebook Posts: 4,398	Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

09-29-2009, 03:24 PM	#61
Lysistrata Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 28,243	i suppose that depends on how you feel about intimate - or how you feel about the specific situations. getting a gander at that matrix is probably the only thing on my own personal bucket list.