Extinction of Gingers

Big Cheese · 08-20-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JESuX

i am gingery enough to claim my redheadedness when it serves my purpose... but also strawberry-blonde-ish auburn-y enough to bow out when it doesn't.

all thorughout my youth, i always stuck to labling myself "strawberry-blonde" over "redhead" (ha i know i know, too many freckled redhead bastard jokes). how many ginger polacks have any of you ever met? for real.

my sister never let up on the adoption jokes, ever.

p.s. we really are skanky

ila · 08-20-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ms. Fit

guy, my ex's cousin is mixed black and white: she has the usual tan/mocha skin PLUS deep red hair and blue-green eyes. it's really insane. you can't even BREED gingers out, towards extinction - they ain't goin' anywhere.

they're infecting every race.

but for real, I had a coworker who was CLEARLY a red head - more freckles than not, mysteriously absent eyelashes and eyebrows and every time I'd refer to her as a redhead, she'd shit her pants and insist she was a blonde.

like, aside from the fact that you sleep with everyone, and forgetting about Lindsay Lohan, there's nothing wrong with being a ginger. embrace it.

janiecakes · 08-20-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ila

mysteriously absent eyelashes

haha. i love this thread.

JESuX · 08-20-2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Cheese

all thorughout my youth, i always stuck to labling myself "strawberry-blonde" over "redhead" (ha i know i know, too many freckled redhead bastard jokes). how many ginger polacks have any of you ever met? for real.

my sister never let up on the adoption jokes, ever.

p.s. we really are skanky

lol!

the running joke is that i got my hair colour from my dad's beard/moustache.

but he's got dark brown hair, and my mom and two sisters are almost white-blonde.

adoption jokes, milkman's kid... i hear you.

Sal De Ban · 08-20-2009, 02:49 PM

hayyyyy fire-crotch!!!!!

H2Whoa · 08-20-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by janiecakes

he'll impregnate half his high school and i'll raise an army of ginger grandkids.

like a zombie army but instead of brains they want sunblock

JESuX · 08-20-2009, 02:51 PM

ps - ila - if you're trying to fuel my inner fiery redheaded rage so that i knock all your front teeth out with a dodgeball... it's totally working.

deep · 08-20-2009, 02:55 PM

did you guys ever find that some gingers smelled very alkaline / metallic? it's not the white people milk thing the chinese say. it's probably from eating all those pennies in order to feed their freckles

Big Cheese · 08-20-2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by H2Whoa

like a zombie army but instead of brains they want sunblock

*lol*

as we drink straight grain spirits and mouth off to anybody who'll listen.

Sal De Ban · 08-20-2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by deep

did you guys ever find that some gingers smelled very alkaline / metallic? it's not the white people milk thing the chinese say. it's probably from eating all those pennies in order to feed their freckles

i'll sniff a redhead on the commute home and let ya know! in fact, why dont we all do it

ila · 08-20-2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JESuX

ps - ila - if you're trying to fuel my inner fiery redheaded rage so that i knock all your front teeth out with a dodgeball... it's totally working.

you're mad? it's always hard to tell when people with no eyebrows are mad.

PS. I love your eyebrows. Don't hurt me.

Big Cheese · 08-20-2009, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by deep

did you guys ever find that some gingers smelled very alkaline / metallic? it's not the white people milk thing the chinese say. it's probably from eating all those pennies in order to feed their freckles

quiet you!

janiecakes · 08-20-2009, 03:00 PM

my freckles have evolved to feed on souls.

deep · 08-20-2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Cheese

quiet you!

Look man, I'm not hating, because without you guys, what the fuck would we do with all these pennies?

JESuX · 08-20-2009, 03:06 PM

that reminds me... my blonde sister is slowly starting to turn coppery blonde in the past couple of years. very, very strange.

she has also acquired an innumerable amount of freckles in tandem with this hair modification! it's the strangest thing.

i barely have any freckles, even in the summer, but my older sister looks 100x more ginger than i am based on her skin.

i suppose i'm what you'd call a daywalker.

deep · 08-20-2009, 03:07 PM

whatever you all probably are equally flammable

Big Cheese · 08-20-2009, 03:12 PM

*shakes head*

can i get a black science lab report on that?

anyways, these 'lil guys belong to tribe resident doc, but i've claimed them as my own furry henchmen. also we have a few gingers @ work and have formed (not even joking) a ginger mafia.

we're also staying out of the sun, generally being loud and being a bit skanky

janiecakes · 08-20-2009, 03:14 PM

aw, julianne moore wrote a book for kids about having freckles. it just warms the cockles of my freckled heart.

deep · 08-20-2009, 03:14 PM

you guys have hearts? I thought it was all seaweed in there

janiecakes · 08-20-2009, 03:16 PM

hi

let's get together and compare freckles and talk about your book

H2Whoa · 08-20-2009, 03:22 PM

she banged the Dirk

Big Cheese · 08-20-2009, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by janiecakes

hi

let's get together and compare freckles and have you walk me around the room like a wheelbarrow

fixed

janiecakes · 08-20-2009, 03:25 PM

didn't you know 'talk about your book' is a euphemism for walking someone around the room like a wheelbarrow?

JESuX · 08-20-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Cheese

*shakes head*

can i get a black science lab report on that?

anyways, these 'lil guys belong to tribe resident doc, but i've claimed them as my own furry henchmen. also we have a few gingers @ work and have formed (not even joking) a ginger mafia.

lol!

donny (red lion) and i had a drunken conversation once about starting a redhead preservationist society. we both commented that the other's hair is becoming less "red" as we get older. apparently that's the case with most redheads, the colour goes less firey as we age.

save ferris!

janiecakes · 08-20-2009, 03:26 PM

i just looked at a naked picture of her by accident at work. haha.

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deep TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Die Hamburgring Posts: 58,445	did you guys ever find that some gingers smelled very alkaline / metallic? it's not the white people milk thing the chinese say. it's probably from eating all those pennies in order to feed their freckles

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JESuX TRIBE Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Say, do you like fish dicks? Posts: 27,870	that reminds me... my blonde sister is slowly starting to turn coppery blonde in the past couple of years. very, very strange. she has also acquired an innumerable amount of freckles in tandem with this hair modification! it's the strangest thing. i barely have any freckles, even in the summer, but my older sister looks 100x more ginger than i am based on her skin. i suppose i'm what you'd call a daywalker.

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Big Cheese TRIBE Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer Posts: 8,620	shakes head can i get a black science lab report on that? anyways, these 'lil guys belong to tribe resident doc, but i've claimed them as my own furry henchmen. also we have a few gingers @ work and have formed (not even joking) a ginger mafia. we're also staying out of the sun, generally being loud and being a bit skanky

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janiecakes TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: don't neg me bro Posts: 25,077	aw, julianne moore wrote a book for kids about having freckles. it just warms the cockles of my freckled heart.

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