What is the Asian Hierarchy?

SneakyPete · 02-05-2009, 04:11 PM

You're thinking Tzatziki?

Caz · 02-05-2009, 04:12 PM

No I was thinking hummus, but he's right, it's totally a halal thing.

Also, Tzatziki is radsauce. Best.

Flashy_McFlash · 02-05-2009, 04:14 PM

Leave some yogurt out in the sun

Caz · 02-05-2009, 04:19 PM

Made from the sweat of a thousand stank countrymen

Lysistrata · 02-05-2009, 04:27 PM

wtf is up with pitas anyway. when i get tham at the store i can't get em open and fill em up with stuff and make them into a tube of food like the middle eastern guys in the falafel shops all do. the store ones always rip open, the 2 sides of the supposed "pocket" stick together - i consider it a faulty design. give me a fucking tortilla wrap any day.

Caz · 02-05-2009, 04:29 PM

Agreed, but if you go to a halal grocer, you can get the super pliable wrappy ones that don't split

mmm tubefood

Flashy_McFlash · 02-05-2009, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lysistrata

wtf is up with pitas anyway. when i get tham at the store i can't get em open and fill em up with stuff and make them into a tube of food like the middle eastern guys in the falafel shops all do. the store ones always rip open, the 2 sides of the supposed "pocket" stick together - i consider it a faulty design. give me a fucking tortilla wrap any day.

clearly you are choosing a pita that is lower on the pita hierarchy than the pitas employed by the falafel joints.

Flashy_McFlash · 02-05-2009, 04:33 PM

Pita/Wrap/Flatbread Hierarchy

Naan
Dhalpouri
Tortilla
Pita

SneakyPete · 02-05-2009, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flashy_McFlash

Pita/Wrap/Flatbread Hierarchy

Naan
Dhalpouri
Tortilla
Pita

Seems like the Greeks can't get anything right.

MoFo · 02-05-2009, 04:34 PM

This is the hierarchy to Chinese people.

Chinese.
Everyone else.

Caz · 02-05-2009, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flashy_McFlash

Pita/Wrap/Flatbread Hierarchy

Naan
Dhalpouri
Tortilla
Pita

Whiteboy wrap hierarchy

Pita
Tortilla
Wonder
zigzag

Lysistrata · 02-05-2009, 04:36 PM

tjhis is true, which is a shame as i enjoy making my own tubefood.

one would think with a name like "Rabba" they'd be all ethnic and able to provide suitably authentic pitas.

there's lots of brown-skins in my hood, i must be able to find some sort of halal place. i hope they don't make me eat their muslim meat though.

Flashy_McFlash · 02-05-2009, 04:36 PM

hahahaha oh god

Lysistrata · 02-05-2009, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flashy_McFlash

Pita/Wrap/Flatbread Hierarchy

Naan
Dhalpouri
Tortilla
Pita

HOMAGAWD, wtf is this dhalpouri shizz? i've never heard of it before but i can't pronounce it so it must be good!

technowelt · 02-05-2009, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lysistrata

if filipinos are the bottom and my boss is a filipino, what does that make me?

Up for a promotion?

Ms. Fit · 02-05-2009, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorro

Isn't Poland actually Central Europe?

only self-hating polish and hungarians tell themselves they're "central europe".

Ms. Fit · 02-05-2009, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorro

It either comes from all that left over soviet Vodka they drink or their very mouthy women.

Ever seen a pollack women and Caribbean women argue?
Highly entertaining to say the lest.

i can vouch for this. i co-nannied 7 children in western europe with a polish chick my age at the time (21). we almost got into a slapping match.

i wonder what she's doing now...?

Lysistrata · 02-05-2009, 04:47 PM

i love this thread. i want to make love to it - greek-style.

Ms. Fit · 02-05-2009, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zoo

South America:

Top

Middle

Bottom

Argentina
Brazil
Bolivia
Chile
Venezuela
Ecuador
Guyana
Colombia
Paraguay
Peru
Uruguay

there.

diablo · 02-05-2009, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoFo

This is the hierarchy to Chinese people.

Chinese.
Everyone else.

"We're number one!"

MoFo · 02-05-2009, 05:04 PM

lok · 02-05-2009, 05:04 PM

Definitely need Mutslater

btw Naan all the way

Bass-Invader · 02-05-2009, 05:07 PM

haha that photoshop is the best.

lok · 02-05-2009, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoFo

This is the hierarchy to Chinese people.

Chinese.
Everyone else.

Useless. Everyone knows Japanese >

Dont you have some toys or shoes to make?

Oh wait no, you cant do that with filling them with deadly chemicals.

KickIT · 02-05-2009, 05:16 PM

Don't even get started on how asians rank other races (non-asian). Asians are the most racist mofos on the planet.

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lok TRIBE Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dumpsville, only resident Posts: 13,728	Definitely need Mutslater btw Naan all the way Last edited by lok; 02-05-2009 at 05:06 PM.

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02-05-2009, 04:11 PM	#76
SneakyPete TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: I don't like my location. Posts: 32,437	You're thinking Tzatziki?

02-05-2009, 04:12 PM	#77
Caz Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Radical Blvd. Posts: 13,847	No I was thinking hummus, but he's right, it's totally a halal thing. Also, Tzatziki is radsauce. Best.

02-05-2009, 04:14 PM	#78
Flashy_McFlash Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 51,857	Leave some yogurt out in the sun

02-05-2009, 04:19 PM	#79
Caz Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Radical Blvd. Posts: 13,847	Made from the sweat of a thousand stank countrymen

02-05-2009, 04:27 PM	#80
Lysistrata Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 28,243	wtf is up with pitas anyway. when i get tham at the store i can't get em open and fill em up with stuff and make them into a tube of food like the middle eastern guys in the falafel shops all do. the store ones always rip open, the 2 sides of the supposed "pocket" stick together - i consider it a faulty design. give me a fucking tortilla wrap any day.

02-05-2009, 04:29 PM	#81
Caz Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Radical Blvd. Posts: 13,847	Agreed, but if you go to a halal grocer, you can get the super pliable wrappy ones that don't split mmm tubefood

02-05-2009, 04:33 PM	#83
Flashy_McFlash Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 51,857	Pita/Wrap/Flatbread Hierarchy Naan Dhalpouri Tortilla Pita

02-05-2009, 04:34 PM	#85
MoFo TRIBE Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Hugging Danny Tanner! Posts: 64,018	This is the hierarchy to Chinese people. Chinese. Everyone else.

02-05-2009, 04:36 PM	#87
Lysistrata Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 28,243	tjhis is true, which is a shame as i enjoy making my own tubefood. one would think with a name like "Rabba" they'd be all ethnic and able to provide suitably authentic pitas. there's lots of brown-skins in my hood, i must be able to find some sort of halal place. i hope they don't make me eat their muslim meat though.

02-05-2009, 04:47 PM	#93
Lysistrata Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 28,243	i love this thread. i want to make love to it - greek-style.

02-05-2009, 05:07 PM	#98
Bass-Invader TRIBE Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In front of my computer Posts: 23,657	haha that photoshop is the best.

02-05-2009, 05:16 PM	#100
KickIT TRIBE Member Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: over there Posts: 7,169	Don't even get started on how asians rank other races (non-asian). Asians are the most racist mofos on the planet.