Training a cat to poop outside

montanamo · 06-13-2008, 11:03 AM

So I just bought some electromagnetic cat door so my super furry animals can go in and out when they please. Would be supercool if they started shitting in the neighbours yard or something instead of in my house. Any way to train them to shit outside so I can get rid of their litter box? Do I have to put the litter box outside for a bit? I'd rather find another method cause I don’t really want the neigbours to see that I’m trying to teach my cats to shit on their property.

Boss Hog · 06-13-2008, 11:04 AM

I would like to know how to put toothpaste back in the tube.

rod_g · 06-13-2008, 11:04 AM

I put so much stuff on my cat yesterday, should have taken a picture. There was like 20 baby toys on her... YES THATS AWESOME

Michlerish · 06-13-2008, 11:06 AM

because re-training your cat, getting yelled at by your neighbours, hiding from your neighbours, and dealing with muddy cat tracks in your house.... is SO MUCH EASIER than scooping the odd turd out of the litterbox everyday.

Caz · 06-13-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rod_g

I put so much stuff on my cat yesterday, should have taken a picture. There was like 20 baby toys on her... YES THATS AWESOME

best ever? I have the hard copy of The Stuff On Cats book.

I PUT THAT ON THE CAT

MissBlu · 06-13-2008, 11:09 AM

this thread has reminded me that i need to get litter, for my cat that shits inside.

i would totally come over and shit on your porch montanamo, because this is a dumb idea.

madnezz · 06-13-2008, 11:11 AM

Dude, do you really want cat shit all over your (and your neighbour's) backyard?

rod_g · 06-13-2008, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by caz

best ever? I have the hard copy of The Stuff On Cats book.

I PUT THAT ON THE CAT

OH YEAH I WILL PUT YOUR CAT + BOOK ON MY CAT AND SHE WONT EVEN FLINCH

Spinsah · 06-13-2008, 11:13 AM

I wonder if I could train your cat to poop in your mouth?

Caz · 06-13-2008, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by rod_g

OH YEAH I WILL PUT YOUR CAT + BOOK ON MY CAT AND SHE WONT EVEN FLINCH

YEAH WELL

no, you win.

urbansoul · 06-13-2008, 11:18 AM

a buddy of mine actually trained his cat to shit in the toilet. true story.
i was so jealous. the only problem is it obviously couldnt flush so you would always discover an unpleasant surprise waiting for you when you went to use the toilet..

Caz · 06-13-2008, 11:19 AM

Jealous? You aren't toilet trained yet?

urbansoul · 06-13-2008, 11:30 AM

haha.. i have two cats and they shit too much.

joey · 06-13-2008, 11:30 AM

my neighbour gave me a hard time today because my keeps shitting in their garden...

i apologized, then petted my cat

madnezz · 06-13-2008, 11:56 AM

I really don't understand what the big deal is about scooping poop out of litter box. It's fun, like archeology.

Boss Hog · 06-13-2008, 11:56 AM

lmao

but instead of dinosaur bones you get turds

madnezz · 06-13-2008, 11:58 AM

But I still have hope for a hidden treasure one day!

Flashy_McFlash · 06-13-2008, 12:01 PM

I'm so glad I'm not an archaeologist.

madnezz · 06-13-2008, 12:02 PM

You could always just get a dog to clean up after your cat.

Bacchus · 06-13-2008, 12:05 PM

I'm fucking sick of cleaning up liter.

my cat's a fucking slob. I clean out the litter box every 2-3 days, and she still manages to miss it most of the time.

She pisses all over the wall, right beside the box....or will swat her turds on to the floor.

She's like those retarded people who piss all over the toilet seat at work.

kirstenmeows · 06-13-2008, 12:16 PM

With four cats, I have three litter boxes to scoop. This lovely job gets done several times a day, but it's worth it as I love my fuzzballs. My two younger guys have discovered a new game.. competitive pooping. One will use the box, and the second will immediately make his own deposit on top of the first. The first kid then returns to the box and poops again. This happens regularly. The only positive I can take out of it is that two kids have now eliminated a day's worth of stinkies in a short amount of time.

montanamo · 06-13-2008, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Michlerish

because re-training your cat, getting yelled at by your neighbours, hiding from your neighbours, and dealing with muddy cat tracks in your house.... is SO MUCH EASIER than scooping the odd turd out of the litterbox everyday.

not “so much” easier, but a little

Flashy_McFlash · 06-13-2008, 12:23 PM

And your neighbors probably won't notice, or be able to pin it on your cat unless they catch it.

Don't listen to Michlerish, this is a worthy pursuit. Unfortunately I don't know how it's done. Our cat just kinda started going outside on his own.

Metal Morphosis · 06-13-2008, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by montanamo

Would be supercool if they started shitting in the neighbours yard or something instead of in my house.

you are an irresponsible moron.
it's because of people like you that i can't even plant my own flower garden.
pregnancy and neighbourhood cat shit don't mix.
asshole.

Flashy_McFlash · 06-13-2008, 12:29 PM

I thought shit was good for plants? It's natural and things.

06-13-2008, 11:03 AM	#1
montanamo Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 952	Training a cat to poop outside So I just bought some electromagnetic cat door so my super furry animals can go in and out when they please. Would be supercool if they started shitting in the neighbours yard or something instead of in my house. Any way to train them to shit outside so I can get rid of their litter box? Do I have to put the litter box outside for a bit? I'd rather find another method cause I don’t really want the neigbours to see that I’m trying to teach my cats to shit on their property.

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06-13-2008, 11:04 AM	#2
Boss Hog TRIBE Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: across the pond Posts: 52,099	I would like to know how to put toothpaste back in the tube.

06-13-2008, 11:04 AM	#3
rod_g Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: channeling my inner Cylon Posts: 4,138	I put so much stuff on my cat yesterday, should have taken a picture. There was like 20 baby toys on her... YES THATS AWESOME

06-13-2008, 11:06 AM	#4
Michlerish TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: here Posts: 29,819	because re-training your cat, getting yelled at by your neighbours, hiding from your neighbours, and dealing with muddy cat tracks in your house.... is SO MUCH EASIER than scooping the odd turd out of the litterbox everyday.

06-13-2008, 11:09 AM	#6
MissBlu TRIBE Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Woodlands Posts: 15,694	this thread has reminded me that i need to get litter, for my cat that shits inside. i would totally come over and shit on your porch montanamo, because this is a dumb idea.

06-13-2008, 11:11 AM	#7
madnezz TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: eyes on the prize Posts: 10,968	Dude, do you really want cat shit all over your (and your neighbour's) backyard?

06-13-2008, 11:13 AM	#9
Spinsah TRIBE Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: BASTIAN, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! Posts: 15,948	I wonder if I could train your cat to poop in your mouth?

06-13-2008, 11:18 AM	#11
urbansoul Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 214	a buddy of mine actually trained his cat to shit in the toilet. true story. i was so jealous. the only problem is it obviously couldnt flush so you would always discover an unpleasant surprise waiting for you when you went to use the toilet..

06-13-2008, 11:19 AM	#12
Caz TRIBE Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Radical Blvd. Posts: 13,902	Jealous? You aren't toilet trained yet?

06-13-2008, 11:30 AM	#13
urbansoul Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 214	haha.. i have two cats and they shit too much.

06-13-2008, 11:30 AM	#14
joey TRIBE Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: i like cats Posts: 15,523	my neighbour gave me a hard time today because my keeps shitting in their garden... i apologized, then petted my cat

06-13-2008, 11:56 AM	#15
madnezz TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: eyes on the prize Posts: 10,968	I really don't understand what the big deal is about scooping poop out of litter box. It's fun, like archeology.

06-13-2008, 11:58 AM	#17
madnezz TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: eyes on the prize Posts: 10,968	But I still have hope for a hidden treasure one day!

06-13-2008, 12:01 PM	#18
Flashy_McFlash Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 51,825	I'm so glad I'm not an archaeologist.

06-13-2008, 12:02 PM	#19
madnezz TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: eyes on the prize Posts: 10,968	You could always just get a dog to clean up after your cat.

06-13-2008, 12:05 PM	#20
Bacchus TRIBE Promoter Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: T.dot Posts: 5,206	I'm fucking sick of cleaning up liter. my cat's a fucking slob. I clean out the litter box every 2-3 days, and she still manages to miss it most of the time. She pisses all over the wall, right beside the box....or will swat her turds on to the floor. She's like those retarded people who piss all over the toilet seat at work.

06-13-2008, 12:16 PM	#21
kirstenmeows TRIBE Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: herding cats Posts: 5,949	With four cats, I have three litter boxes to scoop. This lovely job gets done several times a day, but it's worth it as I love my fuzzballs. My two younger guys have discovered a new game.. competitive pooping. One will use the box, and the second will immediately make his own deposit on top of the first. The first kid then returns to the box and poops again. This happens regularly. The only positive I can take out of it is that two kids have now eliminated a day's worth of stinkies in a short amount of time.

06-13-2008, 12:23 PM	#23
Flashy_McFlash Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 51,825	And your neighbors probably won't notice, or be able to pin it on your cat unless they catch it. Don't listen to Michlerish, this is a worthy pursuit. Unfortunately I don't know how it's done. Our cat just kinda started going outside on his own.

06-13-2008, 12:29 PM	#25
Flashy_McFlash Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 51,825	I thought shit was good for plants? It's natural and things.