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that 420 guy · 09-13-2005, 04:08 PM

orientation (frosh) week is now officially over. walking through the city watching so many new and inexperienced students, struggling to make sense of the drunk and crazy world around them as their parents sent them off to the wolves unsupervised, reminded me of my first week at university.

share your crazy frosh week stories here.

i was a frosh at western living in saugeen maitland hall (the zoo) in 1994. it was the first year that the new fire alarm was installed in the building, putting an end to the era of the dreaded evacuation of the building every hour on the hour the night before economics020 exams. there were 1252 co-ed students living in my residence, making it very very easy for people to get laid. i have many blurry frosh week stories, from booty calls to not having a single penny to my name (mom took it all) and having to borrow money to buy my frosh kit. but i think the most valuable lesson i learned during my drunken frosh week is how to properly perform cunilingus with braces. pleasure can easily turn into pain if you're not careful *ouch*

your turn

- that train tracked guy

Krzysiu · 09-13-2005, 04:10 PM

I met comma splice... we were nerds of titanic proportions.

junglegirl · 09-13-2005, 04:10 PM

I never had frosh week.....

I feel so left out

lucky1 · 09-13-2005, 04:12 PM

I went to college.. orientation sucked.. so I skipped all of it

junglisthead · 09-13-2005, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lucky1
I went to college.. orientation sucked.. so I skipped all of it

heh so did i

did you go to georgian ?

scott · 09-13-2005, 04:15 PM

Aha....Saugeen was good times. Some of my friends lived in there in 2000. From sleep/drunk walking into a couple girl's room to pee in their closet...to computer monitor bowling down the halls... to countless drunken/blurry nights just being assholes....Saugeen was fun.

scott · 09-13-2005, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by junglisthead
heh so did i

did you go to georgian ?

i went to georgian yesterday on the way home from the cottage to visit my girlfriend's sister. what a fucking joke that place is.
the biggest lot of lowered neon driving, popped collared shirt wearing, i'm a tough guy from north bay, group of low lifes i've ever seen.

Prickly Pete · 09-13-2005, 04:20 PM

Frosh Week 1996

Shaved a double mohawk into my head and died it purple with a bingo dabber

Passed out in a ditch

Puked in someone elses dorm room (suckers)

Became known as the "guy who never says no to booze"

Was soley responsible for some girl moving off our floor (took me 3 days)

Made my bible thumping roommate not want to stay for frosh week

Did NOT get laid

deevah · 09-13-2005, 04:20 PM

watching the eng frosh climb the grease pole for the first time is a scene i'll never forget

otherwise frosh wk was rather lame for me 2. All the drama in frosh yr, well...i should just write a book....

junglisthead · 09-13-2005, 04:21 PM

i know what you mean scott, i couldnt handle it anymore, and quit that school

junglegirl · 09-13-2005, 04:21 PM

haha popped collars...

my cousin once had a drunkard pee on her plastic couch while he was half asleep haha

scruffy1 · 09-13-2005, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by deevah
watching the eng frosh climb the grease pole for the first time is a scene i'll never forget

otherwise frosh wk was rather lame for me 2. All the drama in frosh yr, well...i should just write a book....

the grease pole climb is always a fun time, although i missed it just this past weekend.

someone actually went the night before and hid a ladder this time... poor frosh, thought they were saved. ended up taking them 3 hours, 9 minutes to do the climb.

as for my exploits, i'd rather not post them here. really, there are more than i care to type out. sex, drugs, and rock and roll should sum it up. queen's was fun.

what did you take?

deevah · 09-13-2005, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scruffy1

what did you take?

life sci '00 aka failed-to-be-a-doc

Persephone · 09-13-2005, 04:31 PM

I rode on our residence bed in the bed races...fun times!

I also found $100 on the ground at a bar and promptly got wasted with my girls...oh what a night of debauchery.

though really, I had way more fun on other nights in first year, not during frosh week. I was a little uncertain of things then since I didn't know anyone really, and was hesitant to get downright wasted. Plus, I had the unfortunate luck of being placed in an all-girls res. No co-ed action for me...which I think was good in the long-run.

mingster · 09-13-2005, 04:31 PM

i am going to spend 4 out of 7 days for the next year in the company of 900 teenagers.

Big Cheese · 09-13-2005, 04:32 PM

@ Confederation, move in day

first day in rez my mom was helping me carry stuff to my room with my RA so he could hand off the keys and introduce me to my new roomate since he got there a week prior to me arriving.

open the door, 3 in the afternoon mind you, motherfucker is passed out on the floor, bare ass naked face down, 3 suitcases sitting in the corner untouched (MEC bag open with little stuff) with a plastic garbage bin full of empty kokanee cans. he'd been there for 6 days man, he didn't even have sheets on his bed

my RA actually kicked his right ass cheek to wake him up, threw him a shirt lying on the floor and he bolted without even shaking my hand or making eye contact with anybody, got the intro later @ rez orientation

to this day my mom refuses to acknowledge what happened any time i ask her to recount her meeting "franky" for the first time..

funny story, too bad he ended up being a piss-ant and dropped out 2nd semister

fuck i hated the guy

Subsonic Chronic · 09-13-2005, 04:32 PM

I spent frosh week at the Winters residence of York University.

Underwhelming would be a good word for my experiences that week, although that could be said for most of my year there.

edit... actually, I did meet some cool people and had a fun crew that year, but the frosh week experience was nothing I'd come to expect after seeing so many teen hijinx movies. If only the Dean wasn't always trying to ruin our fun! *shakes fist*

Agent Smith · 09-13-2005, 04:34 PM

I can't make public my exploits during Frosh week and homecoming during my 4 years... because I might have my degree revoked (not kidding).

kate · 09-13-2005, 04:34 PM

I HATED FROSH WEEK!!!

I was in University College at U of T which I thought would be fairly normal. I signed up, showed up a day late unbeknownst to me, had a nice frosh leader filled with a group of morons trying to steal engineers hats. Showed up the second day at 10am, there were a bunch of ugly perky retards there in their frosh week tshirts all pumped to go on a "running tour of toronto". I was wearing heels and jeans and smoking cigs and was tres hung over. They were all doing these retarded cheers they learned the 1st day (which I conveniently missed), and were all hyped to go run around. A nasty pimply nerdy frosh leader came up to me and said threateningly: "you have two choices, run with the group, or stay behind" as though staying behind were a fate worse than death.

I stayed behind and never, ever went back to a frosh or university event for the remainder of my degree.

Chubbs · 09-13-2005, 04:36 PM

Heres how I spent my frosh week (New College @ UofT):

gang signs, one leg zipped off, and passed out upside down on an overturned chair.

*cries*

I miss those days.

junglegirl · 09-13-2005, 04:38 PM

LOL at chubbs

thats almost as good as the "fake you" pic you showed me haha

lucky1 · 09-13-2005, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by junglisthead
heh so did i

did you go to georgian ?

no worse... Seneca King City.... too many Invicta bags, and white cable knit sweaters.... I had short blond raver hair, and wore vintage adidias... I carried my books around in a licquor store bag...

scruffy1 · 09-13-2005, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by deevah
life sci '00 aka failed-to-be-a-doc

rumour has it that you know fillmore?

what about AshG? agent smith?

like agent smith, most of my exploits can never be made known to the public. unfortunately. because they were AWSEOME!

Littlest Hobo · 09-13-2005, 04:48 PM

I lived with Grandma while my dorm was finished being contructed. Once contructed I was the only person living on my floor for 1 week. I was also in engineering at U of T, so Captain Excitement I was not.

Now that I think of it, I was frickin' gypped.

junglegirl · 09-13-2005, 04:51 PM

I dont have too many stories but chubbs pic made me think of this one....i was drunk for most of my first and second year of Slumber College...this is me pretending to be drunk for the pic

09-13-2005, 04:08 PM	#1
that 420 guy TRIBE Member Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: black rock city Posts: 7,549	*~...thank you fathers for your virgin daughters...~* orientation (frosh) week is now officially over. walking through the city watching so many new and inexperienced students, struggling to make sense of the drunk and crazy world around them as their parents sent them off to the wolves unsupervised, reminded me of my first week at university. share your crazy frosh week stories here. i was a frosh at western living in saugeen maitland hall (the zoo) in 1994. it was the first year that the new fire alarm was installed in the building, putting an end to the era of the dreaded evacuation of the building every hour on the hour the night before economics020 exams. there were 1252 co-ed students living in my residence, making it very very easy for people to get laid. i have many blurry frosh week stories, from booty calls to not having a single penny to my name (mom took it all) and having to borrow money to buy my frosh kit. but i think the most valuable lesson i learned during my drunken frosh week is how to properly perform cunilingus with braces. pleasure can easily turn into pain if you're not careful ouch your turn - that train tracked guy

09-13-2005, 04:32 PM	#17
Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Way out West Posts: 24,278	I spent frosh week at the Winters residence of York University. Underwhelming would be a good word for my experiences that week, although that could be said for most of my year there. edit... actually, I did meet some cool people and had a fun crew that year, but the frosh week experience was nothing I'd come to expect after seeing so many teen hijinx movies. If only the Dean wasn't always trying to ruin our fun! shakes fist Last edited by Subsonic Chronic; 09-13-2005 at 04:34 PM.

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09-13-2005, 04:10 PM	#2
Krzysiu TRIBE Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: I'm your dancefloor crush Posts: 38,633	I met comma splice... we were nerds of titanic proportions.

09-13-2005, 04:10 PM	#3
junglegirl TRIBE Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 30,411	I never had frosh week..... I feel so left out

09-13-2005, 04:12 PM	#4
lucky1 TRIBE Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: between a rock and a hard place Posts: 12,735	I went to college.. orientation sucked.. so I skipped all of it

09-13-2005, 04:15 PM	#6
scott Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Yonge & Davisville Posts: 889	Aha....Saugeen was good times. Some of my friends lived in there in 2000. From sleep/drunk walking into a couple girl's room to pee in their closet...to computer monitor bowling down the halls... to countless drunken/blurry nights just being assholes....Saugeen was fun.

09-13-2005, 04:20 PM	#8
Prickly Pete TRIBE Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Who's retarded now? Posts: 9,410	Frosh Week 1996 Shaved a double mohawk into my head and died it purple with a bingo dabber Passed out in a ditch Puked in someone elses dorm room (suckers) Became known as the "guy who never says no to booze" Was soley responsible for some girl moving off our floor (took me 3 days) Made my bible thumping roommate not want to stay for frosh week Did NOT get laid

09-13-2005, 04:20 PM	#9
deevah TRIBE Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: in places less obsolete Posts: 16,298	watching the eng frosh climb the grease pole for the first time is a scene i'll never forget otherwise frosh wk was rather lame for me 2. All the drama in frosh yr, well...i should just write a book....

09-13-2005, 04:21 PM	#10
junglisthead TRIBE Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 4,113	i know what you mean scott, i couldnt handle it anymore, and quit that school

09-13-2005, 04:31 PM	#14
Persephone TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Hammytown Posts: 5,042	I rode on our residence bed in the bed races...fun times! I also found $100 on the ground at a bar and promptly got wasted with my girls...oh what a night of debauchery. though really, I had way more fun on other nights in first year, not during frosh week. I was a little uncertain of things then since I didn't know anyone really, and was hesitant to get downright wasted. Plus, I had the unfortunate luck of being placed in an all-girls res. No co-ed action for me...which I think was good in the long-run.

09-13-2005, 04:31 PM	#15
mingster TRIBE Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: hey everybody, this food is hot Posts: 34,227	i am going to spend 4 out of 7 days for the next year in the company of 900 teenagers.

09-13-2005, 04:32 PM	#16
Big Cheese TRIBE Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: on sherbourne being the worst hamburgler ever Posts: 8,888	@ Confederation, move in day first day in rez my mom was helping me carry stuff to my room with my RA so he could hand off the keys and introduce me to my new roomate since he got there a week prior to me arriving. open the door, 3 in the afternoon mind you, motherfucker is passed out on the floor, bare ass naked face down, 3 suitcases sitting in the corner untouched (MEC bag open with little stuff) with a plastic garbage bin full of empty kokanee cans. he'd been there for 6 days man, he didn't even have sheets on his bed my RA actually kicked his right ass cheek to wake him up, threw him a shirt lying on the floor and he bolted without even shaking my hand or making eye contact with anybody, got the intro later @ rez orientation to this day my mom refuses to acknowledge what happened any time i ask her to recount her meeting "franky" for the first time.. funny story, too bad he ended up being a piss-ant and dropped out 2nd semister fuck i hated the guy

09-13-2005, 04:34 PM	#18
Agent Smith TRIBE Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Hiding in Your Mother's Cavernous Vagina Posts: 6,972	I can't make public my exploits during Frosh week and homecoming during my 4 years... because I might have my degree revoked (not kidding).

09-13-2005, 04:34 PM	#19
kate Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Surrounded by Vintage and Bulldogs Posts: 2,999	I HATED FROSH WEEK!!! I was in University College at U of T which I thought would be fairly normal. I signed up, showed up a day late unbeknownst to me, had a nice frosh leader filled with a group of morons trying to steal engineers hats. Showed up the second day at 10am, there were a bunch of ugly perky retards there in their frosh week tshirts all pumped to go on a "running tour of toronto". I was wearing heels and jeans and smoking cigs and was tres hung over. They were all doing these retarded cheers they learned the 1st day (which I conveniently missed), and were all hyped to go run around. A nasty pimply nerdy frosh leader came up to me and said threateningly: "you have two choices, run with the group, or stay behind" as though staying behind were a fate worse than death. I stayed behind and never, ever went back to a frosh or university event for the remainder of my degree.

09-13-2005, 04:36 PM	#20
Chubbs TRIBE Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Waiting patiently for more dates in court. Posts: 13,011	Heres how I spent my frosh week (New College @ UofT): gang signs, one leg zipped off, and passed out upside down on an overturned chair. cries I miss those days.

09-13-2005, 04:38 PM	#21
junglegirl TRIBE Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 30,411	LOL at chubbs thats almost as good as the "fake you" pic you showed me haha

09-13-2005, 04:48 PM	#24
Littlest Hobo TRIBE Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: You're in love, have a beer. Posts: 6,665	I lived with Grandma while my dorm was finished being contructed. Once contructed I was the only person living on my floor for 1 week. I was also in engineering at U of T, so Captain Excitement I was not. Now that I think of it, I was frickin' gypped.

09-13-2005, 04:51 PM	#25
junglegirl TRIBE Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 30,411	I dont have too many stories but chubbs pic made me think of this one....i was drunk for most of my first and second year of Slumber College...this is me pretending to be drunk for the pic

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