ZimpZonZ Quotes & Trivia

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by MBoy, Jan 15, 2002.

  1. MBoy

    MBoy TRIBE Member

    Seeing as it's the birthday of the kifedawg, we should do up some quote/trivia bizzniss.

    "You're the time, Kent. YOU'RE THE TIME!"
  2. Mike Richards

    Mike Richards TRIBE Member

    "We'll lure him in with some Lucky Charms"
  3. Evil Dynovac

    Evil Dynovac Well-Known Member

    "I can't see through METAL, Kent!"
  4. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!?!"
  5. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    name the three occurances of the 'short shorts' song in the simpsons.

    "now do classical gas!"
  6. InFa

    InFa TRIBE Member

    mmmm...pie pants.
  7. patri©k

    patri©k TRIBE Member


    ~All this yelling is taking away my horny~

    ~we flushed your sin sticks to hell~


    [Stampy pulls Homer from the tar pit]

    Homer: I'm alive. I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline.

    Lisa: Dad, "feline" means "cat".

    Homer: Elephant, honey. It's an elephant!


    pure jokes.

  8. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    1. When Homer is home alone from church.

    2. The chili pepper episode where the ship runs aground.
    "We've lost the precious crago!"
    "Do you mean the hot pants?"

    3.... I don't know.

  9. MBoy

    MBoy TRIBE Member

    Also from that episode ^^^

    *Homer runs over deer statue*

    Homer: D'oh!
    Lisa: A Deer!
    Marge: A Female deer!
  10. MBoy

    MBoy TRIBE Member

    Bah... that was for the stampy episode that FattyP referenced.

    Female Deer.
  11. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    i'll give you a hint, it was lenny.
  12. jmaggs

    jmaggs TRIBE Member

    Finish the jingle...

    "Hens love roosters, geese love ganders..."

    Jmaggs [​IMG]
  13. patri©k

    patri©k TRIBE Member

    ...... "and everyone else loves Ned Flanders"

  14. Guest

    Guest Guest

    "...everyone else loves Ned Flanders!"

    Homer: Not me!!

    "...but everyone else loves Ned Flanders!!
  15. Guest

    Guest Guest

    "You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you."
  16. patri©k

    patri©k TRIBE Member

    another simpsons gem. Barney talking to Lisa....

    Barney: I'm just saying that when we die there is going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be a lot happier.

    Lisa: Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me.

    Barney: No, I'm not.


  17. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    no, it's:

    Homer: Not me!!

    "...everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!!

  18. defazman

    defazman TRIBE Member

    Did you know the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?

    Yes, Crisitunity!
  19. patri©k

    patri©k TRIBE Member

    Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law. Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.


    Hutz: Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck? Great!


    Fat Tony: Chief Wiggum! You honor us with your presence.

    Chief Wiggum: Baloney! I'm not going to rest until one of us is behind bars. You! You wouldn't happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401?

    Fat Tony: What's a truck?

    Chief Wiggum: Don't play dumb with me!


    Hutz: Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney. I'll be defending you on the charge of... [reads the deposition] Murder One! Wow! Even if I lose, I'll be famous!


    more to come.



    haha..for some reason i was saying this quote to myself in bed last nite...funny, funny...

    "oh no! Bart's missing!!!"
    "That wasn't part of our deal Blackheart! THAT WASN'T PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRT!!!!!"
  21. justin surdit

    justin surdit TRIBE Member

    [faint distant voice]no you won't[/faint distant voice]
  22. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    in the buddhist temple with carl and richard grere and lisa.

    when lisa became a buddhist this christmas.


    "three...two....one second! oh. that was the phone, don't chalk that up to mistrust."
  23. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Yes, I will!
  24. Lil'Timmy

    Lil'Timmy TRIBE Promoter

    BARNEY: (at girl scout meeting): Hi, my name is Barney, and I'm an alcoholic
    LISA: Mr. Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting
    BARNEY: Is it, or is it that you girl scouts can't admit that you have a problem

    HOMER (impersonating Mr. Burns):Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter waiting for me.
    Postal Guy: okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
    HOMER: I don't know.

    MILHOUSE: But my mom says I'm cool

    Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there please save me Superman.

    Once again, I could go on for days! [​IMG]
  25. tobywan

    tobywan TRIBE Member

    One of the best dialogue's I've ever heard...

    Homer-"While you're under my roof, you'll live by my rules, now butter that bacon!"

    Bart-"ooohhhhh, my heart hurts...."

    Homer-"Quit complainin' boy, and put bacon on that sausage..."

    Bias [​IMG]

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