Why don't we have.....

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by vench, Mar 2, 2002.

  1. vench

    vench TRIBE Promoter

    Yoo-Hoo?? I mean, I've never tried it before but why don't they carry it in Canada? Why are we being denied this tasty(?) sensation??


    no...I'm not bored.....

    vench :rolleyes:
     
  2. tobywan

    tobywan TRIBE Member

    because there's a reason why over 50% of Americans are obese.
     
  3. Because it would run amok and kill us all

    From the Ministry of next question.

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
     
  4. vench

    vench TRIBE Promoter

    Re: Re: Why don't we have.....


    how come Hollywood is putting out such crap movies lately?

    Frankie Munz should stay on t.v.

    vench :mad:
     
  5. Re: Re: Re: Why don't we have.....

    Waaaaaaaaaaay to many reasons why. Got a millenia to spare?

    • Producers bringing investors to the set
    • Squables btwn director and producer
    • squables btwn director and writer
    • squables btwn writer and producer
    • vanity scripts
    • actors like Harrison Ford getting script approval -> see Clear and Present Danger and Devil's Own
    • actors thinking they are directors
    • video games being turned into movies

    Oh god, please tell me you didn't go see it.....

    From the Ministry of it looked so irratating

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
     
  6. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Why don't we have.....

    i'm actually looking forward to Resident Evil the movie.


    and you'd think that they'd be trying to get good films to market while it is still yucky out and before the summer blockbuster time
     
  7. patri©k

    patri©k TRIBE Member

    FUCKIN' EH !

    vench you silly man.... that's the law. They get Yoo-Hoo and we get ketchup chips.


    also. when we gonna link up. I gotsa few q's I'd like to ask ya. Haven't seen ya around the board, how's things been ?

    still the film buff huh... LOL.

    remember our phenomenal B-actor list. hype.


    ttyl.


    fattyp©2002
     
  8. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why don't we have.....

    Still on the fence about this one. Looks cool, but this is from the director of the Mortal Kombat films. So, I'm a bit skeptical

    Summer is when they rake it in. Winter is when they are usually least available, as plenty of actors, directors and studio people are all on vacation and unavailable. Also, they typically use the months of Jan and Feb as a dumping ground for movies that are shit or are going to do nothing insofar as business. Ticket reciepts are generally down substantially too after the holidays, so there's not quite as much risk of losing your shirt on an opening weekend (typical opening weekend in warmer weather tends to be around the $15 to $20 million mark, while in cold, it can go down to $10 million or less).

    From the Ministry of market analysis.

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
     
  9. patri©k

    patri©k TRIBE Member

    HA ! Resident evil... shmrezident schkreevil....

    THE MOVIE OF THE SUMMER.........



    ...... Anaconda 2: Slither


    whaaaaaa.... and Eminem is the gun-tottin' rudebwoy ! His bitch in the movie is gonna be none other than Tina Yothers (family ties). The snake is bigger and meaner. The weapons are bigger. They go after the snake in a tank and there is even a part where they're using 'stingers'..... just like the 'skinnies' in Black Hawk Down.

    Val Kilmer, Vince McMahon and Eugene Levy round out the star studded cast.

    ...this is gonna kick butt.



    fattyp©2002





    ;)
     
  10. Re: HA ! Resident evil... shmrezident schkreevil....

    Please tell me this is a joke. This isn't real is it? I'm hoping this is a sham like the oakenfold thread.

    Val Kilmer -> how far have you fallen?

    From the Ministry of *dread*

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
     
  11. patri©k

    patri©k TRIBE Member

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    fattyp©2002
     
  12. SUNKIST

    SUNKIST TRIBE Member

    isnt his name muniz?
     
  13. TheLiquidFairy

    TheLiquidFairy TRIBE Member

    Yoo-hoo = heart attack-in-a-bottle.

    Someone force-feed it to SlipperyPete... ;)

    XXX
    Marian
    :p
    *can't sleep, need to get um...nm...and bored, considering putting on some Leonard Cohen to strip to*
     

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