Weird nicknames you give friends...

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by the_fornicator, Jun 13, 2003.

  1. the_fornicator

    the_fornicator TRIBE Member

    So what are they? I have a few friends who have some hilarious nicknames, such as:

    - Porkchop (cause he's polish and always smells like pork)
    - Jesus (cause dude looks like how Jesus would look if he were ever stoned... yes, I've touched him).
    - Tuggy (caught a co-worker whacking one day at his desk... we all call him tuggy now).
    - Anus (nicknamed after Rick Morannis (annis - anus) cause dude looks exactly like him... and he's not too sharp either but everybody loves him.
    - Yogi and Booboo (my brother and his best friend.. like a fucking married couple they are... worst enemies and best friends at the same time).

    You guys have nicknames for your friends?

    Oh yeah, Indian Girl is Rug Doctor for obvious reasons :p
     
  2. Its Pooched

    Its Pooched TRIBE Member

    haha i love some of my friends nicknames

    noodles- his last name in polish translated to english is noodles
    woodknee- has a bum knee
    queerbait-haha my favorite he hates it but fuck he acts like one
    Sven- my friend does the most retarded swedish impression
    hairpie-my friend with the biggest reddest afro hair ever
    cookie- last name thing
     
  3. IgStar

    IgStar TRIBE Member

    first off - Wilson GFY :p

    my best GF Jana & me call each other "Pete"
    I'm Pete & she's Pete...long story..

    Marcel= Johnny Sawlogs - cuz he passed out anywhere/anytime

    Joel = Angry Bastard - cuz thats what he is

    Rob = Double Barrel - he used to be hardcore on the...you figure it out. OR we call him Posey.

    Woody = (my bf) they call him Woods or Big Smoke cuz he doesn't drink alot, but he smokes mad weed to make up for it.

    the list is endless...

    they all call me Squazy or Squatos...thats a nickname from school.
     
  4. patri©k

    patri©k TRIBE Member

    skittles - my buddy ron cuz he has one of those VW's that are multi-coloured

    henry - my buddy mike who is always using his camera

    flaming turtle - kev

    sprinkles - my buddy tommy who has mad freckles




    patri©k patrick©2002 fattyp
     
  5. alexd

    alexd Administrator Staff Member

    deet
    ewok
    fuzzy
    chemical eric
    gome
    chips
    ...
     
  6. the_fornicator

    the_fornicator TRIBE Member

    Whatever rug muncher! ha ha! sawlogs!

    Also have a friend that we call 'Fool' cause his last name is Fu.

    Then there's Blaj (black Jew). Dude's Jewish and he's also a wigger. So we call him Blaj.
     
  7. MeL_Roc

    MeL_Roc TRIBE Member

    Fatty Moose
    Sketchy
    Serahrah
    Jimzy
    McCowan
    Sexy Boy...
     
  8. IgStar

    IgStar TRIBE Member


    I don't eat any rugs...or munch them for that matter...:p

    yah, or we call him The Predator...*shakes head* that ones a long story...

    and Jeff - lately the guys are calling him "lightswitch" cus he's "hung like one"...hes the guy that takes the most harassment...I feel bad for our little Jeff...but he takes it well. :)

    but nobody really knows if he's hung like one...they like to torment him for no apparent reason
     
  9. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    I like Kat's name for me: SUNNAY!
     
  10. Big Cheese

    Big Cheese TRIBE Member

    my cast of characters

    Polska
    H-Bear
    Jimmy Jr
    Gumpy
    Nose
    Bonez
    Bakerfinch
    DM (Dorkus Malorkus)
    Jimmy Extreme
    Kitty
    Jeffy
    Burnt Slut
    Browner
    Jon-O-Tian
    Mammus
    Reese
    Mayo
    Potatohead
    Carebear
    Beege

    et al


    and more but i'm tired so i'm stopping now

    'G
     
  11. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    Porker C.
    Porker D.
    &
    Porker M. (That's me.)
     
  12. AVE

    AVE TRIBE Member

    Hindu - my buddy Andrew who is definitely not a hindu. Its funny the look on peoples faces when we would yell his name, and they see this white christian kid coming over.
     
  13. the_fornicator

    the_fornicator TRIBE Member


    OMG! That is SO FUCKING MEAN!!!! (but funny as piss!)

    HA HA HAAAA!

    I wonder how to some of our friends stay friends with us!
     
  14. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    SCHMOOPIE!
    Peppe
    Henster
     
  15. Eclectic

    Eclectic TRIBE Member

    Gonz - My friend who is a self admitted slut. We joke that he'll get gohnneria some day.

    Ticky - Leslie....who when gets drunk seems to walk in circles a lot. Used to be Tick Tock....cause she ran around like a second hand on a clock.

    Pumpkin - Chalcey - Got a really really orange die job one day and she's tiny.

    Taliban - Anton - Last name Binyalbear. Nuff said. :)

    Gertrix - Pat - Dunno why....

    Schkoo - Aaron - That's the only noise he made one night after heavy drinking when we were trying to wake him up.

    Scotty Hickey Panties - Scott - We found him at a party half naked with hickeys on his chest and a pair of pink panties wrapped around his face....but he was alone.....

    Glue - Glenn And Sue - Inseperable

    Audible - Katie - Loudest girl you'll ever meet.


    Those are just a few.....there's alternate names as well....

    :D
     
  16. g0nz0

    g0nz0 TRIBE Member

    lawnboy
    chin
    slash negative
    ear
    mole(r)
    davey big rig
    needle bum
    viggidy
    50 percent - cause dude only knows 50% of anything he talks about
    dubbz
    bucky
    PNF
    booooooot sooooooooooooce
    jvc
     
  17. JAR

    JAR TRIBE Member

    some of my friends:

    Dutch
    Ebenezer/Ebenzer Skrewz/Skrew Face
    Pinhead/Needles
    Jidoe/Fat Joe/Chorizo
    Bucky
    Chachi
    Big Baby.....RIP STACEY;) I still miss you...

    Me:

    Reef
    Reefer
    Wally
     
  18. lucinda

    lucinda TRIBE Member

    Nice of you to mention me Boober :rolleyes:
     
  19. JAR

    JAR TRIBE Member

    I thought I'd keep our ridiculous names out of it...WAY TOO MANY!!!
     
  20. StarvingWriter

    StarvingWriter TRIBE Member

    well, at the poker tables with my friends, most of us have earned names for one reason or another.

    Professor
    KGB
    Rube
    Speedy Guns (me, and I got that name on my bank card)
    Pink
    Boob
    All-in-Minh
     
  21. MalGlo

    MalGlo TRIBE Member

    lately i've been called:

    bacon
    ringer
    dude who drinks way too much fucking rev
    raveydavey
     
  22. Dirty Girl

    Dirty Girl TRIBE Member

    is he cute? i could do some detective work for ya ;)
     
  23. lucinda

    lucinda TRIBE Member

    Alright Boyzie!!;)
     
  24. IgStar

    IgStar TRIBE Member

    he is cute. Actually. he kinda looks like Mike Weir, the golfer.

    single too ;) and he works at LABATTS

    holy fuck!! why have I not put this together before???

    we may have a love connection!!
     
  25. Dirty Girl

    Dirty Girl TRIBE Member

    LABATTS -- holy mother of god!!!!:eek:

    Im assuming he smokes weed ??
    does he wear baggy pants and skate shoes ???


    hook a sister up!!!

    *going to look up mike weir right now!!*
     

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