This coffee is subpar, and other little things that can end the world.

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by KiFe, Mar 7, 2002.

  1. KiFe

    KiFe TRIBE Member

    There's so many things out there, so many minute details of life that must live up to perfection in order to preserve the balance of the universe. Things like coffee, which should always taste great, as expected, and perfectly brewed everytime. And should said coffee be anything but, the experience is nowhere as pleasureable.

    Things like icecubes being soo much better if they're clear right through as opposed to foggy/translucent.

    So what else are the little things in life that demand perfection? that really fuck things up if they dont meet the high standards of the individual?

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  2. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    it is always too hot in my apartment! always!!!!! :mad:

    and i hate it when the tim horten's guy puts the lid of my cup in line with the seam so that the seal is imperfect and the coffee sloshes out as i walk to work.
     
  3. KiFe

    KiFe TRIBE Member

    agreed... that's not cool atall

    i feel your pain brother.

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  4. Balzz

    Balzz TRIBE Member

    Microwave popcorn should be banned in the workplace. Everyone, and I mean everyone ends up burning it...then the stench lingers for hours afterwards. :mad: :mad:
     
  5. KiFe

    KiFe TRIBE Member

    microwave popcorn should be banned altogether.. that shit is awful.

    popcorn in a pot, on the stove: there's no other way.

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  6. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    mine is ALWAYS too cold :mad:
    arctic cold if you will.

    I try to keep it warm but my roommate insists on turning it off all the time... the fricker :p
    I walk by and turn it up... he walks by and turns it down... I turn it up...
     
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  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    That little dot on the top of the screen makes everything unbalanced.
     
  8. stir-fry

    stir-fry TRIBE Member

    a 1kg piece of uranium could easily end the world.
     
  9. Jeremy Jive

    Jeremy Jive TRIBE Member

    The voices in my head.

    jeremy -they never shut up- jive
     
  10. Jeremy Jive

    Jeremy Jive TRIBE Member

    And my balls.

    jeremy -they hang too low- jive
     
  11. KiFe

    KiFe TRIBE Member

    that's what happens when you talk exclusively through a bullhorn

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  12. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    it's been a while since my formal training in Apocolypse Theory, but i was under the impression that 1.3kg of U235 was the so called 'critical mass'. although 'tactical' nuclear weapons have been developed and used that contain less than that.
     
  13. stir-fry

    stir-fry TRIBE Member

    that's interesting.

    i completely made up that sentance so i'd have something to contribute to this thread.
     
  14. KiFe

    KiFe TRIBE Member

    haha TACTICAL..i like that... so in military terms, tactical means 'smaller boom'?

    if that's the case, i think starbucks has it all wrong, it should be: a tactical latte, a tall latte or a grande latte.

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  15. Jazz

    Jazz TRIBE Member

    After drinking Nescafe for the past 3 morning, I've noticed that for some reason it makes my bowels go crazy.... and I just bought a big jar of the crap... :mad:

    Why didn't someone tell me that Nescafe was also a potent laxative...
     
  16. stir-fry

    stir-fry TRIBE Member

    all coffee are laxatives/diuretics.

    drink, piss, shit
    drink, piss, shit.

    that's the cycle when you indulge in coffee
     
  17. KiFe

    KiFe TRIBE Member

    i find coffee in general to be quite a potent laxative actually

    coffee makes me poo.

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  18. Jazz

    Jazz TRIBE Member

    Never had this happen with any other coffee, Nescafe must be extra potent... literally after my first sip I'm running to the washroom, and saying goodbye to last nights dinner in a very powerful explosion...
     
  19. stir-fry

    stir-fry TRIBE Member

    thanks for the info!

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  20. sentence

    sentence TRIBE Promoter

    Champagne served too warm or too cold is awful. I think the proper temperature is 8C. Anything too far off ruins the fun.
     
  21. swenard

    swenard TRIBE Member

    My buddy had blow, like that once!

    one bump and you're running to the can!

    shawn<---thinks it was cut with ex-lax!
     
  22. sentence

    sentence TRIBE Promoter

    It's pretty common for blow to be cut with a baby laxative.
     
  23. sugar

    sugar TRIBE Member

    No, POPCORN should be banned altogether.
    The stench just makes me want to vomit.

    And on a related note, cigarettes are the most potent laxatives of all.
     
  24. SlipperyPete

    SlipperyPete TRIBE Member

    i have the exact same two pet peeves! except i don't walk to work, I walk to school. but you get the idea!
     
  25. Guest

    Guest Guest

    No kidding; my body's cycles have gone all wacky since I quit smoking four weeks ago.
     

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