Things that are gross when you don't toast them.

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Smiley Jo, Feb 28, 2002.

  1. Smiley Jo

    Smiley Jo TRIBE Member

    English muffins.

    Yuck.
    What was I thinking? You have to toast these things.

    Joanna [​IMG]

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  2. seeker

    seeker TRIBE Member

    frozen waffles?

    but *not* frozen french-fries. :)
     
  3. *SiLver*RoBoT*

    *SiLver*RoBoT* TRIBE Member

    Bagels. Toasting Bagels should be mandatory.

    *over*and*out*

    *SiLver*RoBoT*
     
  4. Cri

    Cri TRIBE Member

    *wrinkles nose* I can't imagine eating an english muffin if it wasn't toasted:eek:

    I hope you ate something else after to make up for the yuckiness of it :)
     
  5. swenard

    swenard TRIBE Member

    Toast!

    If its not toasted. Its just not the same!


    Shawn

    Bling! Bling!
     
  6. [- FuNKtiOn -]

    [- FuNKtiOn -] TRIBE Member

    true.
    english muffins have a weird cumbly-doughyness to them.
    but when toasted nicely, damn they are tastey and can be great for mini pizzas, too!
    [​IMG]
     
  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Poptarts!
     
  8. tobywan

    tobywan TRIBE Member

    human flesh.
     
  9. Cannabus

    Cannabus TRIBE Member


    VAT are you talkin about.. Poptarts are good cold...or maybe im just a little on the crazy side ;)
     
  10. Adam Duke

    Adam Duke TRIBE Member

    crumpets.

    @m.
     
  11. swenard

    swenard TRIBE Member


    Poptarts are way better cold and untoasted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. labRat

    labRat TRIBE Member

    champagne
     
  13. Temper Tantrum

    Temper Tantrum TRIBE Member

    Poptarts are SO good untoasted! are you mad?

    Eggo Waffles definetly. And english muffins are a must. they taste so chalboardy without them!

    Speaking of which it's time to go get breakfast ;)

    ~allie~
     
  14. AGrayson

    AGrayson Well-Known Member

    STALE BREAD!!

    * Great * when toasted!

    Gross when not.

    Adam
     
  15. swenard

    swenard TRIBE Member

    Stale bread is like instant toast!
     
  16. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Pop Tarts are pastey when they're not toasted. Fucking disgusting.

    And I'd like to add that just about every bread-based product tastes better when its toasted too. My scorched tongue told me so.
     
  17. Cri

    Cri TRIBE Member

    Crumpets are gross toasted AND untoasted! ewww :eek: *wrinkles nose at @m*
     
  18. Cannabus

    Cannabus TRIBE Member


    ummm... what's a crumpet :confused:
     
  19. [- FuNKtiOn -]

    [- FuNKtiOn -] TRIBE Member

    this is a crumpet.
    [​IMG]
    when toasted they are quite tastey.
    when untoasted, they feel like McDonald's hot cakes.
     
  20. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    english muffins
    bagels
    tatter tots
     
  21. mutslaster

    mutslaster TRIBE Member

    can we please go back to the crumpets for a sec?

    how do they make crumpets?

    how do they make those little holes where the tasty butter seeps in? mmmmm.... crumpets.

    no, really though, i need to know. it's been bothering me for years and no one can provide a satisfactory answer.
     
  22. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    Should always toast the bride and groom, or they get gross.
     
  23. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    English Crumpets
    Yield: 4 servings

    4 oz flour
    4 oz bread flour
    2 ts salt
    1/4 oz fresh yeast
    1 ts sugar
    1/2 pt warm milk and water
    1 tb vegetable oil
    1/2 ts bicarbonate of soda
    1/4 pt warm water

    Sift the flours and salt into a warm bowl. Cream the yeast with
    the sugar. Add the warmed milk and water, then the oil. Stir into
    the flour to make a batter, and beat vigorously until smooth and
    elastic. Cover the bowl, put in a warm place and leave it until
    the mixture rises and the surface is full of bubbles (about 1 1/2
    hours). Break it down by beating with a wooden spoon. Cover and
    leave in a warm place to prove for another 30 minutes.

    To cook the crumpets, heat and grease the bakestone lightly. Grease
    5 or 6 crumpet rings (3-3 1/2 inches) (or scone cutters) and put
    them on the bakestone to heat. Cook as many crumpets as possible
    at a time, as the batter will not stay bubbly for long. Put 1/2
    inch deep of batter into each ring. Cook gently for 7 - 10 minutes,
    or until the surface sets and is full of tiny bubbles. Using an
    oven glove for protection, lift off the ring, and if the base of
    the crumpet is pale gold, flip it over and cook for another 3
    minutes until the other side is just colored.

    If the crumpet batter is set but sticks slightly in the ring, push
    it out gently with the back of a wooden spoon. Wipe, grease and
    heat the rings for each batch of crumpets. If serving immediately,
    wrap the crumpets in a cloth and keep warm between batches. Butter
    generously and serve at once. If reheating, toast the crumpets
    under the grill, cooking the smooth surface first and then the top
    so that the butter will melt into the holes
     
  24. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    labrat said champagne. try and be more original asshat.

    hon l'ironee
     
  25. Its Pooched

    Its Pooched TRIBE Member

    Women, a tan will go a long way sometimes
     

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