The scenario: I find myself in posession of a flyer to a party that looks hype. As I read it, looking thorugh the line-up, I end my perusal with the venue, outlets and ticket prices. and what makes me happy? EARLY BIRD TICKETS!!!. So I get my happy ass on down to a ticket outlet, thinking "ooohhh,if I can get there soon enough, I'll get early birds! And I'll be that much happier, and richer. But lately, when I get to wherever if is I'm gonna buy the tickets, I end up feeling like the worlds bigget sucker, cuz there's no EARLY BIRD TICKETS!!!!. I ask the clerk, "did you get any EBT?" And they usually say no. WTF is up with this shit? Is it a scam by the promoters? Are the promoters neglecting some outlets. If they only have 200 EBT, I figure, they'll distribute them evenly. Right? Wrong. Or at least tell us where we can get the EBT. Christ. All I want is a little bit of R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Ming.