The distance from the centre of the earth to your brain...

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by PosTMOd, Jan 26, 2002.

  1. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    ...is the new measure of intelligence.

    Scientifically proven, and without a doubt. We used to think that it was the distance from the centre of the earth to your anus, but we are much, much, mucho smarter now.

    Worms are short, in fact, they are so short, we call them long instead of short. Now before I go rambling off on a tangent, and mismeasure the distance, let me reiterate:

    The distance from the centre of the earth to your brain is a measure of your intelligence.

    Of course, you think, of course. That is why we send the astronauts out there, to make us smarter. 2/6,000,000,000.... hmmm, not a bad start.

    I just did a quick measurement, and noted that I am a bit smarter than a chimpanzee. Problem is, I'm not sure about units, and the platinum-iridium bar has been 'misplaced' (or that's how I'll explain to the cops when they ask).

    Holy moly, it's hard to type while standing on a chair so the distance from the centre of the earth to the brain is increased...

    *doink*
     
  2. doughboy

    doughboy TRIBE Member

    Since your head is always up in the clouds, I guess that means you're the smartest person alive [​IMG]

    It's too bad they discovered that it wasn't the distance to your anus. In that case, you would have been Einstein considering how far your head is shoved up there.

    ^^ All in good fun.

    Jason
     
  3. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    I can feel and smell the clouds, like asscheeks in the rain.

    Huh?
     
  4. doughboy

    doughboy TRIBE Member

    ^^ Exactly!

    Jason
     
  5. doughboy

    doughboy TRIBE Member

    Ever read the book "The Whole Shebang" by Timothy Ferris?

    It would probably be something you'd enjoy. It's basically a state of the universe report. Old theories, new theories, all explained without too much technical jargon and babble.

    Jason
     
  6. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member

  7. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member

    ^^ my IQ
     
  8. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    Q: Why?

    A: Each of us is alone. I know me. You know yourself.

    Cogito ergo sum.

    Nothing like a little Latin to pat yourself on the back with-- fuck it, it's all Greek to me.
     
  9. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known Member

    The distance from the centre of the earth to your brain is 6"2'?

    That's like a billion trillion degrees and stuff.
     
  10. Obey

    Obey TRIBE Member

    tabula rasa...
    qoid nutris me destrui...

    Latin is for commies and schoolgirls
     
  11. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    well all that pedophilia and sodomy did send doom him to the 7th level of hell
     
  12. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member

    No thats the relative IQ
     
  13. zoo

    zoo TRIBE Member

    distance is irrelevant

    only our position and momentum are relevant

    delta-x * delta-P-sub-x = h-planks-constant
     
  14. d.code

    d.code TRIBE Member

    This explains why pot smokers are so smrt.

    Cheers
    Tyler
     
  15. Jeffsus

    Jeffsus TRIBE Member

    YAY

    Fifth circuit neurosomatic imprinting roxx0rs. RA Wilson is my head food. Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.

    -jM
     

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